A phobia of mine... (public boner phobia)

**Bojangles69** · 01-07-2009, 10:12 PM

Anyone else have this?

Seriously, I tend to pop boners in the most random situations, church, grandmas house, treadmill, etc.

And when I feel it happening I get so scared that someone will say "hey rob can you come over here and help me with something for a min?" and I focus, focus , obsess till its a full blown hard on.

There have been times where I'll turn to the side, stick my hands down there and trap it up by my belt. But than it just looks like a boner pointing upwards.
How do you guys deal with random boner syndrome/phobia?

**amcon** · 01-07-2009, 10:22 PM

if that were me i would show it to my wife... (5 kids later) seems she has a better idea of what to do with it than me... smile

**StoneGRMI** · 01-07-2009, 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

Anyone else have this?

Seriously, I tend to pop boners in the most random situations, church, grandmas house, treadmill, etc.

And when I feel it happening I get so scared that someone will say "hey rob can you come over here and help me with something for a min?" and I focus, focus , obsess till its a full blown hard on.

There have been times where I'll turn to the side, stick my hands down there and trap it up by my belt. But than it just looks like a boner pointing upwards.
How do you guys deal with random boner syndrome/phobia?

**Jfew44** · 01-07-2009, 10:25 PM

Haha I know exactly how you feel. If it's a situation where I cant get up and "walk it off" I'll just sit there and think about random things (football, what I'm eating later, ect) until it goes away. The worst is when you're wearing sweatpants. Sometimes I have to do the painful between the legs tuck!

**Big** · 01-07-2009, 10:25 PM

well I've never seen your grandma, but I am on test so I wouldn't rule out having the same thing happen to me.

**godkilla** · 01-07-2009, 10:59 PM

dirty text meassages will do it everytime

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 01-07-2009, 11:05 PM

hahahah Yeah, its awkward.

Then if your called upon, you have to do one of those quick pull up in the waistband things. But you gotta make sure you don't stretch up your arms, thus pulling the shirt up, revealing your waistbanded penis

**Phate** · 01-07-2009, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

Anyone else have this?

Seriously, I tend to pop boners in the most random situations, church, grandmas house, treadmill, etc.

And when I feel it happening I get so scared that someone will say "hey rob can you come over here and help me with something for a min?" and I focus, focus , obsess till its a full blown hard on.

There have been times where I'll turn to the side, stick my hands down there and trap it up by my belt. But than it just looks like a boner pointing upwards.
How do you guys deal with random boner syndrome/phobia?

i just walk over the nearest girl and as if they could help me out a bit and they point down to it

to tell you the truth i don't have trouble with it, but a trick to get it down(aside from thinking of non-sexual things) is to squeeze the sides of the head, this reverses the flow of blood and normally you can get it to go down in a few seconds

**Bojangles69** · 01-07-2009, 11:08 PM

"Squeeze the head"?!?!

haaaahaaaaaa, my next thread will be "public ejaculation phobia" taking that advice.

**Deltasaurus** · 01-07-2009, 11:10 PM

Originally Posted by Big

well I've never seen your grandma, but I am on test so I wouldn't rule out having the same thing happen to me.

Wow.....I needed that LOL hahaha

oh yeah to fix the problem just go in to the bathroom and

real quick and your G2G

-AJ

**Phate** · 01-07-2009, 11:51 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

"Squeeze the head"?!?!

haaaahaaaaaa, my next thread will be "public ejaculation phobia" taking that advice.

that would be hilarious, lol

i don't mean beat it, just put pressure to force the blood back out

**XD40** · 01-08-2009, 12:10 AM

No shit when i was pinning test i had the same problem. even happend to me at a funeral lol. ****ed up i know...

**T_Own** · 01-08-2009, 01:23 AM

i always think about the fattest girl i know.. its gone in seconds lol...

**gst528i** · 01-08-2009, 03:16 AM

I use to have this issue. When i never use to get laid, it happened to me alot.
Just have more sex, and your other head will not wanna be up unless its the real deal.

**DSM4Life** · 01-08-2009, 06:13 AM

**jimmyinkedup** · 01-08-2009, 08:43 AM

i used to think about baseball...but then they have cute ball girls here in philly and well u know....*L* j/k
honestly at 40 this keeps me feeling young...wouldnt say this is a "bad" side effect of test...

**novastepp** · 01-08-2009, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

again, best. post. ever.

**Dukkit** · 01-08-2009, 10:37 AM

my penis is only 2 1/2 inches hard. so no one notices it

whew!

**redz** · 01-08-2009, 10:44 AM

I had this happen several times on my last vacation. I couldnt get up from near the pool, I shot 500mg of test the day before going away which was likely the cuprit.

**BTM0085** · 01-08-2009, 03:55 PM

swing it to its facing up no one will notice, good trick on the dance floor

**Matt** · 01-08-2009, 05:20 PM

I just tuck my bell end into my sock, or if im real horny i tie it round my ankle, seems to do the trick...

**StoneGRMI** · 01-08-2009, 06:01 PM

Think about dead kittens

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 01-08-2009, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

Think about dead kittens

I try, but all I see is this

**J-Dogg** · 01-08-2009, 08:32 PM

Don't be ashamed.

Am I the only one who free balls it on the tread mill with a bonner and sweat pants?

**DSM4Life** · 01-08-2009, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx

I try, but all I see is this

That kitty is so cute

**Bojangles69** · 01-08-2009, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

That titty is so cute

I thought you were gay? Liar!!

**DSM4Life** · 01-08-2009, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

I thought you were gay? Liar!!

Tough titty said the kitty but the milks still good.

**xXthehulkXx** · 01-08-2009, 09:46 PM

whenever this happens to me all i do is recite the pledge of allegance. saw it in ''bubble boy'' if anyone has ever seen that movie.

**number twelve** · 01-09-2009, 06:18 PM

an odd place i constantly get hard ons is in the ocean...its really inconvenient cause there is no way to hide it!

**Bojangles69** · 01-09-2009, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by number twelve

an odd place i constantly get hard ons is in the ocean...its really inconvenient cause there is no way to hide it!

Thats actually a great point and I'm sure there some physiological reason for it because anytime I'm in a pool I get them. I think its the density of the water pushing your shorts against your dick compared to regular air which you can barely feel.
But they are definitely triggered more in water for me too.

**Phate** · 01-09-2009, 09:30 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

Thats actually a great point and I'm sure there some physiological reason for it because anytime I'm in a pool I get them. I think its the density of the water pushing your shorts against your dick compared to regular air which you can barely feel.
But they are definitely triggered more in water for me too.

for jacuzzi head

**T_Own** · 01-09-2009, 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by xXthehulkXx

whenever this happens to me all i do is recite the pledge of allegance. saw it in ''bubble boy'' if anyone has ever seen that movie.

yeah i saw it, but every time i try it i get about halfway through and forget the words lol

**DSM4Life** · 01-09-2009, 09:56 PM

Never fear thy boner , embrace it .

**T_Own** · 01-09-2009, 10:07 PM

I have to hide every erection I get. Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just, like, wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.

**Bojangles69** · 01-09-2009, 11:52 PM

I remember an old friend I spoke to with about this problem (like 2 years ago) and he said "why is that a problem"? He then went on to explain how girls actually liked it, that it was a turn on for them, and that hes never tried to hide a boner his entire life.

A really crazy mindset but this is one dude I would actually believe wasn't full of shit.