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    My supplement store..need a catchy slogan..give me ideas guys!

    Ok so a few months back, I asked you guys to come up with a name for my supplement store that Im opening up. You guys had some great ideas as well as some hilarious ones. Thanks I appreciate it. We chose the name "Impact Nutrition"..thanks to rhino1 on here. Now I need some help coming up with bad ass, catchy marketing phrase. I want to use the word "lifestyle" in it if possible. Afterall what we do is a lifestyle, plus stewie griffin told brian in an episode of family guy about being tan, "its not a look, its a lifestyle!" lol Were thinking about using it. The other one that I like so far is "Impact Your Nutrition Lifestyle" So throw out whatever good, crazy, catchy slogans you can think of. If I chose one from a member here, I'll send ya some free supps once we get open. Rhino just stop by the store after it opens and I'll hook ya up with some supps too..thanks guys!!

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    are you having you own supps made or are you buying and reselling?
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    Impact Nutrition : Make it your lifestyle!
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    (sorry , should've read the post before i replied)
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    Impact Nutrition- Its not just a lifestyle, its life.

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    ^^ That last one is really good.

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    Impact Nutrition: Chuck Norris Approved!
    Impact Nutrition: Helping Losers Get Laid Since 1968
    Impact Nutrition: Like A Thousand Roundhouse Kicks To The Face
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    Impact Nutrition: Chuck Norris Approved!
    Impact Nutrition: Helping Losers Get Laid Since 1968
    Impact Nutrition: Like A Thousand Roundhouse Kicks To The Face
    Impact Nutrition: Satisfying the Ninja In You
    Funny as fu.k lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Impact Nutrition- Its not just a lifestyle, its life.
    that one is pretty sweet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    Impact Nutrition: Chuck Norris Approved!
    Impact Nutrition: Helping Losers Get Laid Since 1968
    Impact Nutrition: Like A Thousand Roundhouse Kicks To The Face
    Impact Nutrition: Satisfying the Ninja In You
    awesome!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PT View Post
    are you having you own supps made or are you buying and reselling?

    we buy from wholesalers or direct from manufacture and resell. Like a GNC but cheaper and we know what the hell were actually selling too! Weve talked about developing our own of supps at some point in the future though..

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    Impact Nutrition

    More Test then Test and
    Its better for you than Badgers Milk!!
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    Impact Nutrition: Show Us Your Dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by hamish&andy View Post
    impact nutrition: Show us your dick
    lllmmmmaaaaooooo

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    "We'll super-size you at no extra cost"
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    impact nutrition: because who needs GNC?

    and maybe that way you can get sued and get your name out there.

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    I'm a cheezy guy but that might make a nice poster or something!

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    Impact Nutrition: Replacing your sh!tty diet with useless supps since 2008.
    Impact Nutrition: Selling supplements cheaper than GNC since 2008.
    Impact Nutrition: We know our sh!t.
    Impact Nutrition: What, where you expecting a slogan? Don't be a douchebag and buy our supps!
    Impact Nutrition: We have steroids!
    Impact Nutrition: Just get the fvck over here and buy something!
    Impact Nutrition: Selling Amish-engineered supplements since 2008!
    Impact Nutrition: Don't just worship Chuck Norris. BE Chuck Norris!
    Impact Nutrition: Insert here whatever slogan that would make you want to come to our store and do it.
    Impact Nutrition: The 11th commandment!

    Wow, it's late. . .

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    Impact Nutrition: When you need to make an Impact...
    Impact Nutrition: Make and Impact on your life....
    Impact Nutrition: (Show a girl hitting a guy in the face)
    Impact Nutrition: (Show an MMA fight and use on of the above statements.)

    Impact has MMA all over it good luck.....

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    Impact Nutrition: Whites Only


    ...No?

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    Impact Nutrition: Looking for Steroids?

    then have a dude curling a 30 pound dumbell looking up at the sky on your bilboard/banner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A2thej2008 View Post
    Impact Nutrition

    More Test then Test and
    Its better for you than Badgers Milk!!
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    funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamish&Andy View Post
    Impact Nutrition: Show Us Your Dick
    wow factor
    Quote Originally Posted by GusInc View Post
    Impact Nutrition: Always open for Barry Bonds
    nice try
    Quote Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN View Post
    "We'll super-size you at no extra cost"
    this is actually pretty good IMO
    Quote Originally Posted by T_Own View Post
    impact nutrition: because who needs GNC?

    and maybe that way you can get sued and get your name out there.
    Also this could work if u did get sued

    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    Impact Nutrition: Helping you be all the man she'll ever need
    lol
    Quote Originally Posted by drummerofgod87 View Post
    Impact Nutrition: Helping you be all the man he'll ever need.
    then show DSM's Avy lol

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    Impact Nutrition: Show a bomb going off and ask are you ready to make your impact on your Nutrition.

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    Impact Nutrition: dont get your ass impacted by the competitions high prices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    Impact Nutrition: Get more swole then Jay Cutler on MuscleTech

    Impact Nutrition: Playboy models work here

    Impact Nutrition: Packing more punch then Mike Tyson

    Impact Nutrition: For your inner beast
    Thats actually a really good one...

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    Impact Nutrition: We got a bunch of sh*t you don't need, but it'll make you feel better if you get it, so come on in and buy something.

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    May sound corny but

    Impact Nutrition, Where you make the Impact!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN View Post
    "We'll super-size you at no extra cost"
    I like it!

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    Impact Nutrition: Feel, See, then Reap the Benefit of the Impact.
    or just
    Impact Nutrition:Reap the benefit of the Impact.

    Impact Nutrition:Your lifestyle will Reap the benefit of the Impact.
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