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  1. 01-09-2009, 06:19 PM #1
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    Worst Cycles Ever

    Ok so here is the place to post the worst cycle ideas you have ever seen. Out of courtesy lets keep OP anonymous. If we post some logical explanations why cycle is so bad it COULD be helpful for people to learn from. Is this wrong? If it is...i'll kill it...let me know...
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  2. 01-09-2009, 06:20 PM #2
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    in the time I've been here I've pretty much heard them all, I'm not even sure where to start.
    I remember one dude who wanted to run high dose deca and tren for his first cycle, when we asked about test he said he was going to throw in dbol since dbol is test lol.
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    ok here's one and the true situation.

    Have a good friend used to be fat. Hit puberty lean out and grew, got in trouble like me. worked out alot, went to rehab and started doind STEROIDS LOL he did a T-bol only cycle for 5 weeks till they ran out of t-bol, and did no PCT, has no idea what PCT is.
    Ate and trained like crap lost his gains, now he tells me he wants to do d-bol cycle i tell him why? he says i heard that stuff blows you up. I say yeah with water lol.
    Some people just are uneducated
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    Hands down
    1-8 d-bol
    8-16 drol
    16- 24 var
    24-32 winny.

    Some guy really asked me wht i thoght of that cycle.
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    ok, would it be wrong to link a thread that was just posted after this one? I know, I'll be good, I won't do it.
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    ^^^ i know what your talking about, and yeah dont know where people come up with this stuff
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    I mean i am not an expert by any means, and have never cycled but by educating myself right when i got here i saw the reasons in a 12-14 test only cycle, oppose all the things i had ever heard of lol,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big View Post
    ok, would it be wrong to link a thread that was just posted after this one? I know, I'll be good, I won't do it.
    where do you think the idea came from??? *L*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big View Post
    ok, would it be wrong to link a thread that was just posted after this one? I know, I'll be good, I won't do it.
    Put the link up Big, i dont know which one your talking about??
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    tren only, everybody loves that cycle! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Put the link up Big, i dont know which one your talking about??
    Its ok ive just seen it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by G-1000 View Post
    Hands down
    1-8 d-bol
    8-16 drol
    16- 24 var
    24-32 winny.

    Some guy really asked me wht i thoght of that cycle.
    my uncle's neighbor's brother ran that cycle and he's totally buff.
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    I want to say 90% of the cycles posted. People are pretty stupid when it comes to planning a cycle. They think more is better which is retarded. Im no angel and have made mistakes but it seems like everytime i try and help a noob they already have their mind set on a $hit cycle.
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    my fav is when people ask ...but they only want to hear the opinion/cycle that corresponds with what they want to do ....so numerous people post the same good advice and they ignore it till someone posts something closer ..or just as dumb ...as they did ...why even bother to ask? *L*
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyinkedup View Post
    my fav is when people ask ...but they only want to hear the opinion/cycle that corresponds with what they want to do ....so numerous people post the same good advice and they ignore it till someone posts something closer ..or just as dumb ...as they did ...why even bother to ask? *L*
    This is why i stay out of the Q/A section.
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    ^^ well that and u r busy answering questions on everything under the sun in the ask DSM thread! *L*
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    One of the first posts I ever made had the first response that said "this is officially the worst cyle of the day" and I am not much further along! I have to rely heavily on this board to peice my shit together!
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    I got into a argument over this cycle. with the same person who told me that clenbuterol is a steroid.

    week 1-4 25mg Anadrol, 20mg M1T, 30mg D-Bol
    Week 5-6 50mg Anadrol, 30mg M1T, 50mg D-bol
    Week 7-10 25mg Anadrol, 20mgM1T 30mg D-bol
    week 10-12 50mg clomid
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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    One of the first posts I ever made had the first response that said "this is officially the worst cyle of the day" and I am not much further along! I have to rely heavily on this board to peice my shit together!
    at least you have the humility to ask though instead of acting like you know it all

    here's one for ya'll, guy i know from football wanted to run it, GNC would have loved this guy until he died(he didn't do the cycle, i talked him out of it when i heard about it)

    1-32 dbol 100mg
    1-32 winny 150mg
    1-32 milk thistle 10g/ed
    1-32 tribulus i think 5g/ed

    apparently his source at GNC told him to run this(the kid was in high school too and was about 5'10 200lbs and at least 25%bf)

    after the guy told me who told him to do this cycle i paid the kid a visit and he got busted soon after
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    I'm going with any cycle that mentions the word Sustanon in it, because it's usually all downhill from there.
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    lol worse cycle i've heard is WINNIE inject NONE OIL monday thursday shots along with 1 vial of deca also twice a week
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    Friends of mine that figure out I take steroids always begin by asking me to get them Dianabol or Sustanon...I'm like "much better options exist out there for you, guy"
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    I am glad I do no know anything about cycles. I dont get asked any of these questions....LOL

    But to be fair to some of the newbs on here. I thought that Tren was just another ester of an UGL brand name for test much like Sust.....
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    Week 1 - 12 500mg Test E has to be the worst cycle ever. I see all of these alleged "vets" posting it as a suggestion all the time to these alleged "newbs" when these "newbs" clearly show that they know what they are doing through the cycles that they post up. People need to wise up. Sheesh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    I am glad I do no know anything about cycles. I dont get asked any of these questions....LOL

    But to be fair to some of the newbs on here. I thought that Tren was just another ester of an UGL brand name for test much like Sust.....
    the first time i started reading about tren, the profile makes it sound so good and doesn't really portray the sides that badly so i thought it would be a great choice eventually lol

    Quote Originally Posted by drummerofgod87 View Post
    Week 1 - 12 500mg Test E has to be the worst cycle ever. I see all of these alleged "vets" posting it as a suggestion all the time to these alleged "newbs" when these "newbs" clearly show that they know what they are doing through the cycles that they post up. People need to wise up. Sheesh!
    not true at all... people are dead set on running a cycle, so if we don't help them, they will do what they think is right and its usually very wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mg316 View Post
    tren only, everybody loves that cycle! LOL
    I do tren and winny only cycles.
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    Some dood at my gym wanted to run a deca only cycle. I told him hes a moron and how its no good and u should throw in test. He still ignored me....
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    I have heard of many people doing deca only cycles with no pct I`m sure thats a great one.
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    oral only cycle, I'm scared of needles
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    high dose oral only cycles or any cycle where the user doesnt even know what he is taking. so 90% of the purposed cycles on this site, lol.
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    Since 2 people have already missed my sarcasm in my previous post, I'd just like to state, for the record, that I was being sarcastic.
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    seriously, if i didnt get in here and read like crazy i would be back on cycles that (now i know) were just plain stupid

    anadrol 10 weeks (i think the dosage was 50? maybe 25... what ever)dont even know what the dosage was i just took it

    then shot sust about every 6 days one amp (no clue of the dosage)

    and pdt whats that? had no clue what that was

    im lucky that im alive and didnt disolve my liver or turn it to a sewage dump... HOWEVER MY PUTIARTY GLAND DOESNT WORK RIGHT - AND THE ENDO DOC IS CONVINCED IT IS FROM THE DUMB SH** I TOOK!!!! (NOTE MY FRUSTRATION)

    guys are out there just selling any thing they have and calling it a cycle...

    the last suggestion i got is eq only cycle for 14-16 weeks(from a former state champ - guess what he had left in his stash??? um ... eq?)

    any ways for all the dumb a**es (like i was) who are not will to do the research - still dont deserve to mess them selves up ... right?
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    I remember someone doing a drol only cycle. The best part is he only took the pills once a week. Had no idea what pct was of course...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I remember someone doing a drol only cycle. The best part is he only took the pills once a week. Had no idea what pct was of course...
    i put on good size and kept half of it... and i got strong as hell, never new why i was walking around half bent over and my sides hurt(liver). and my piss was dark dark yellow... just thought i was dehyderated, and the roid rage was sick!!!! i would get pissed in a drop of a hat - i actually liked that part - hehe
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