Next time your love godess is blowing your mind on your little head whisper this joke to her while she is slowly going at it!
What bird means freedom?....eagle
What bird means peace?......dove
What bird mean love?.....swallow...MAKE EYE CONTACT, SMILE, WINK, AND TELL HER SWALLOW, JUST SWALLOW
If she hasn't swallowed before this is a funny and loving way to get her to get over that hump and take one for the team...hahaha but it does work!