Animal Sex??

[alex18]

this one should get a few laughs..... Have you ever had sex or contemplated sex with an animal?? Maybe you watched animal farm at a high school party and secretly got turned on?? tell all hahaha

Fat girls who look like heifers can be included in this thread....especially if they made grunting sounds....

[Dukkit]

ive seen a few pornos with chicks getting banged by dogs

i wouldnt mind seeing that in person

and there once was a cow who lived on the farm next to my house. it would always watch me. everday. all day. i think it wanted me. but i resisted its pull... i stay on my side of the fence. i swear!!!

[alex18]

ive seen a few pornos with chicks getting banged by dogs

i wouldnt mind seeing that in person

and there once was a cow who lived on the farm next to my house. it would always watch me. everday. all day. i think it wanted me. but i resisted its pull... i stay on my side of the fence. i swear!!!

your off spring would be a mookkit haha

[D7M]

ah jeez, not this sht again...

[Dukkit]

lol
derek.... the past repeats its self my friend!

[D7M]

lol
derek.... the past repeats its self my friend!

heh, yah it does.

you know this thread will go on for 3+ pages

[StoneGRMI]

<---Alex jerkin' it while getting peed on by a monkey.

[Matt]

I only like doing it with dead animals..

[calgarian]

Dude ...come on...what is wrong with you.....all the women are dead in this world or something...first thing in the morning...geez.

[Dukkit]

hah.

does road kill count?

[calgarian]

**Calgarina just shakes his head and leave the thread.

[D7M]

I only like doing it with dead animals..

Lawyer argues sex with dead deer not crime...

[alex18]

<---Alex jerkin' it while getting peed on by a monkey.

i love monkey watersports

[alex18]

Dude ...come on...what is wrong with you.....all the women are dead in this world or something...first thing in the morning...geez.

you still read the thread tho?? Come on just a bit of fun to brighten up a shitty start to a monday morning!

[Matt]

I would consider putting dog food around my poo hole and then let a dog lick it off...

[alex18]

I would consider putting dog food around my poo hole and then let a dog lick it off...

that is f**king so wrong!!

[StoneGRMI]

that is f**king so wrong!!

Not wrong if it's his dog. Cause it's HIS dog.

[Matt]

Not wrong if it's his dog. Cause it's HIS dog.

Hahaha, good point..

[alex18]

Not wrong if it's his dog. Cause it's HIS dog.

true.... fido...lick it up...they dont teach you that at obedience school!!

[Matt]

It would be good then to try and squeeze a turtles head out...

[Kratos]

I pretended to be a tiger once.

[alex18]

It would be good then to try and squeeze a turtles head out...

push....

[*RAGE*]

It would be good then to try and squeeze a turtles head out...

u r a sick man very very sick...but I like this.....i like it a lot...lmfao

[*RAGE*]

I see nothing wrong with this as long as they give consent....and are over 17 in what ever years they go by.......

[Matt]

u r a sick man very very sick...but I like this.....i like it a lot...lmfao

I do try my best,

[J-Dogg]

I had my dog down with me, when visiting my brother about 6 months ago.

A drunk girl was over and he was laying on his back. I told the girl to give him a hand job (my dog) and she looked at my brother, he just looked back and assured her to.

She actually went to and we busted out laughing. We could not stop laughing and she eventually cried and left.

[*RAGE*]

I had my dog down with me, when visiting my brother about 6 months ago.

A drunk girl was over and he was laying on his back. I told the girl to give him a hand job (my dog) and she looked at my brother, he just looked back and assured her to.

She actually went to and we busted out laughing. We could not stop laughing and she eventually cried and left.

i need her phone number i could use a hand job..

[alex18]

I had my dog down with me, when visiting my brother about 6 months ago.

A drunk girl was over and he was laying on his back. I told the girl to give him a hand job (my dog) and she looked at my brother, he just looked back and assured her to.

She actually went to and we busted out laughing. We could not stop laughing and she eventually cried and left.

haha...

[RuhlFreak55]

i've just seen porn of dogs ****in chicks.....sure i've contemplated it....but i could never do it....what if i liked it? then i'd never try again to get girls

[alex18]

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

'Animal Farm is the street name given to an infamous underground pornographic film containing scenes of explicit bestiality that was smuggled into Great Britain in the late 1970s or early 1980s. Most of the films starred the Danish Bodil Joensen. Other than the title, it has nothing to do with the eponymous novel by George Orwell.'

Maybe it was by george oral

[alex18]

fyi....

In the early 1980s, during the British home video boom, a videocassette of indeterminate origin began to circulate in underground circles that became known simply as Animal Farm. It contained a plotless series of extremely graphic scenes of bestiality, including acts of intercourse and fellatio performed with pigs, horses and even chickens ("avisodomy"), as well as a scene in which a woman inserts live eels into her vagina. To this day, Animal Farm remains one of the most notorious and controversial videotapes ever to find its way to British shores.
The material that constitutes the Animal Farm bootleg was apparently smuggled through British Customs in the Spring of 1981 by an enterprising tourist. It eventually found its way under the counters of the more daring Soho stockists and was eventually prosecuted following a series of police raids—but not before countless bootlegs had gone into circulation. It was discovered that the video actually comprised several short XXX-rated films from the Danish company Color Climax, which had been producing a steady stream of extreme pornography since the Danish government made all pornography legal in 1969. To keep up with the growing demand for video titles, Color Climax had taken to transferring their stocks of 8 mm and 16 mm animal films onto cassette, and it was these films—mostly starring Bodil Joensen—that composed the notorious Animal Farm video, hence its generic title (which at no point appears on the screen) and shadowy origins. It is possible that some of the material was taken from the notorious Alex De Renzy's 1971 cash-in feature Animal Lover, which actually managed a brief cinema run in the liberal atmosphere of San Francisco, and whose entire second half consists of the distinctively amateurish, shaky, clumsily-shot lurid colour footage familiar to anyone who has seen the Animal Farm bootleg.

[novastepp]

what

the

****.

[StoneGRMI]

what

the

****.

With the threads here that these guys talk about this can't be surprising to you!

[DSM4Life]

Doggie style all the way.

[Matt]

If i put a snake up my ass would it come out of my japs eye???

[DSM4Life]

If i put a snake up my ass would it come out of my japs eye???

You have jap eyes ?

[alex18]

You have jap eyes ?

your third eye on your third leg...resembles a japs eye....

[Matt]

Yeah the piss hole is what we over here call a japs eye...

[DSM4Life]

Yeah the piss hole is what we over here call a japs eye...

Oh, i was thinking of :

[Matt]

Oh, i was thinking of :

No dude thats like a whole different thing, what do you guys call your japs eye??