so i met a chick what do u guys think lol

**ausmanalot** · 02-02-2009, 09:41 AM

hey fellas... ok here i need some help with this bs lol

i met knew chick see is pretty ****ing hot... cute bla bla..

one day i asked her how many guys she has slept with...

she answered 80 ish...

my first thoughts was this girl has ****ed a guy every week for 80 weeks.. she is only 21....

im like im dating the biggest slut to myself...
she reassured me it was only in her young days like 18 19 20 lol and has told me she only slept with 3 guys in the last year...

im pretty much on the verge of telling her to **** off... should i give her a chance or what???

she does seem like she is embarrassed ashamed and what not...
she tells me she has changed but a gut feeling she is telling me lies

what do i do lol

**Jfew44** · 02-02-2009, 09:45 AM

I think she's messing with you. No girl in her right mind would tell a guy she's slept with 80 other dudes unless she's a porn actress.

**StoneGRMI** · 02-02-2009, 09:47 AM

And you have to still consider the rule of three. She's probably gotten banged by 240 dudes.

**Matt** · 02-02-2009, 09:48 AM

Ask her for photos to prove this..

***D7M*** · 02-02-2009, 09:48 AM

I give her points for honesty.

Suit up, and have at it.

**Matt** · 02-02-2009, 09:48 AM

Then send the photos to me..

**Dukkit** · 02-02-2009, 09:49 AM

do the finger test

see how loose she is

80 guys and its not gonna be pretty down there

lol

**alex18** · 02-02-2009, 09:51 AM

it depends how secure you are...any kinda insecurity and your gonna have a big problem with this!

**calgarian** · 02-02-2009, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

do the finger test

see how loose she is

80 guys and its not gonna be pretty down there

lol

+2....if she sleep with 80 guys for real ur whole hand will be sucked in...

**BuffBuffalo** · 02-02-2009, 10:02 AM

"I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you've fvcked!!!"

***D7M*** · 02-02-2009, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by BuffBuffalo

"I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you've fvcked!!!"

great movie.

**BuffBuffalo** · 02-02-2009, 10:08 AM

Haha, indeed.

**Kratos** · 02-02-2009, 10:08 AM

80 dudes, gross

**thegodfather** · 02-02-2009, 10:23 AM

So I said to myself when I saw this thread title, not another thread about some dickless balless asshole who doesn't know how to ask for a girls number. And then I clicked and read that shit. Yea Yea, great she was honest, +2 for honesty, WHATEVER. Any chick that lacks the self-respect and self worthyness to sleep with 80 guys has some SERIOUS emotional baggage, and probably an undiagnosed mental illness of some sort (im going to guess....BPD). There are a million chicks who are just as hot and have not ****ed a small village. Save yourself all of the headaches and expensive co-pays for her Lithium... Run.

**Flagg** · 02-02-2009, 10:25 AM

Get ready to be number 81!

**Dukkit** · 02-02-2009, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

So I said to myself when I saw this thread title, not another thread about some dickless balless asshole who doesn't know how to ask for a girls number. And then I clicked and read that shit. Yea Yea, great she was honest, +2 for honesty, WHATEVER. Any chick that lacks the self-respect and self worthyness to sleep with 80 guys has some SERIOUS emotional baggage, and probably an undiagnosed mental illness of some sort (im going to guess....BPD). There are a million chicks who are just as hot and have not ****ed a small village. Save yourself all of the headaches and expensive co-pays for her Lithium... Run.

but now lets reverse the role.....

ive slept with well over 80 chicks and im only 24

so your saying i have some mental illness too?

**StoneGRMI** · 02-02-2009, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

So I said to myself when I saw this thread title, not another thread about some dickless balless asshole who doesn't know how to ask for a girls number. And then I clicked and read that shit. Yea Yea, great she was honest, +2 for honesty, WHATEVER. Any chick that lacks the self-respect and self worthyness to sleep with 80 guys has some SERIOUS emotional baggage, and probably an undiagnosed mental illness of some sort (im going to guess....BPD). There are a million chicks who are just as hot and have not ****ed a small village. Save yourself all of the headaches and expensive co-pays for her Lithium... Run.

What if she did it for money to help pay her way through college? Then it's alright...right? jk

**Kratos** · 02-02-2009, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

So I said to myself when I saw this thread title, not another thread about some dickless balless asshole who doesn't know how to ask for a girls number. And then I clicked and read that shit. Yea Yea, great she was honest, +2 for honesty, WHATEVER. Any chick that lacks the self-respect and self worthyness to sleep with 80 guys has some SERIOUS emotional baggage, and probably an undiagnosed mental illness of some sort (im going to guess....BPD). There are a million chicks who are just as hot and have not ****ed a small village. Save yourself all of the headaches and expensive co-pays for her Lithium... Run.

at least lithium is cheap
you can get a month's script for $4
Your aids cocktail is gonna be a little more $$$

**Kratos** · 02-02-2009, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

but now lets reverse the role.....

ive slept with well over 80 chicks and im only 24

so your saying i have some mental illness too?

you're dirty
If I were a chick, I wouldn't f you with a ***** I found by the side of the road

**Dukkit** · 02-02-2009, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

you're dirty
If I were a chick, I wouldn't f you with a ***** I found by the side of the road

yes we know that buddy... but

still!!

hahaha

**ausmanalot** · 02-02-2009, 10:28 AM

****ing hell that made me laugh!!

**thegodfather** · 02-02-2009, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

at least lithium is cheap
you can get a month's script for $4
Your aids cocktail is gonna be a little more $$$

Hmmm, possibly in AUS. However, in the United States your AIDS medication is covered by the state. That is only for the actual AIDS medication however, and not for the ancillary drugs like HGH, Anavar, etc.

**ausmanalot** · 02-02-2009, 10:29 AM

so u guys reckons i should bail? i aint insecure im pretty happy with myself... its just odd iv never met a girl that has ****ed so many guys

**ausmanalot** · 02-02-2009, 10:30 AM

i ****ed her and now my dick has red spots on it
i hope it doesnt fall off

**Dukkit** · 02-02-2009, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by ausmanalot

so u guys reckons i should bail? i aint insecure im pretty happy with myself... its just odd iv never met a girl that has ****ed so many guys

ask her how many she has let put it in her ass

if its only a few... then just go that route

**thegodfather** · 02-02-2009, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

but now lets reverse the role.....

ive slept with well over 80 chicks and im only 24

so your saying i have some mental illness too?

Its a double standard...Life is not fair...Tuff shit!!! The chick is a cum dumpster, plain and simple...

**ausmanalot** · 02-02-2009, 10:31 AM

dude u have the best wording

**Dukkit** · 02-02-2009, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

Its a double standard...Life is not fair...Tuff shit!!! The chick is a cum dumpster, plain and simple...

haha
awesome!

so i dont have a mental illness and i dont need lithium!!!

kick ass!

**ausmanalot** · 02-02-2009, 10:32 AM

hahahahahaha

**Dukkit** · 02-02-2009, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by ausmanalot

dude u have the best wording

who are you talkin too? you gotta quote that person so we know. lol

**ausmanalot** · 02-02-2009, 10:33 AM

sorry man yeah im talking to you

**ausmanalot** · 02-02-2009, 10:36 AM

godfather i mean

**ausmanalot** · 02-02-2009, 10:37 AM

im gonna see how this shit turns out..
im going to give her the benifit of the doubt but if i feel in my gut it aint right im gonna bail

**Dukkit** · 02-02-2009, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by ausmanalot

i ****ed her and now my dick has red spots on it
i hope it doesnt fall off

hahah
oh your in trouble now mister. better get the meat cleaver out and take it off before it spreads. hahaha

and yeah. give her a chance. she could of been fukkin with ya to see your reaction. hell ive had girls tell me lots of things to see how i react

**ausmanalot** · 02-02-2009, 10:39 AM

dude im ****ing serious i should have used a condom... i ****ed her insanely hard... her ***** isnt loose either

**Dukkit** · 02-02-2009, 10:40 AM

wait wait wait

you already fukked her!

oh man

and without a condom

oh man

its too late now. you may as well go to the doc and get tested asap

oh man

**Kratos** · 02-02-2009, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by ausmanalot

i ****ed her and now my dick has red spots on it
i hope it doesnt fall off

could be herpes...get it confirmed...then marry her...you'll never meet a nice girl that's OK with getting your herpies to be with you. You're now bound to her by the herp.

**Bojangles69** · 02-02-2009, 10:44 AM

As one of the most liberal guys on this board.

And it sort of depends sometimes how things happen. Like I would have rather she lied to you now, than later dropped the bomb when you two were closer.
But she seems to not be in anyway bothered by the fact that you can just go around fvcking dudes like that and TELLING PEOPLE.

I don't care if she has, you just don't tell people.
Even I lie about how many chicks I've slept with or try to pretend the question was never asked.
She can be secure as a whore which is cool. But shes still just a confident whore.
Id prefer a lying prude (whos really a whore) than a confident whore (whos really a whore).

Id say leave her, and start posting billboards with her picture, phone #, and that shes a sex addict. Put them up everywhere. Than start discussing the idea of being her pimp. Whores are very good invesments. She could bring you in 5 a week if shes just decent.

**Kratos** · 02-02-2009, 10:46 AM

This guy I knew in college, Harvey bitch body was what everyone called him. He married his college gf cause she gave him the herp. Neither one of them wanted to face dating with herpies and they both had it, so it was easy.

**Bojangles69** · 02-02-2009, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by ausmanalot

dude im ****ing serious i should have used a condom... i ****ed her insanely hard... her ***** isnt loose either

This obviously complete bs.

The thread was posted one hour ago and you've been here the whole time.

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