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  1. 02-12-2009, 02:13 PM #1
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    Stress relief technique

    Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological tests.

    The funny thing is that it works.

    1. Picture yourself near a stream in the mountains.

    2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

    3. No one knows your secret place.

    4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called the world.

    5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

    6. The water is crystal clear.

    7. You can easily make out the face of the person you are holding under the water.

    See. You're smiling already. Glad I could help.
    Last edited by higherdesire; 02-12-2009 at 04:47 PM. Reason: highlight step 7
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  2. 02-12-2009, 02:38 PM #2
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    I need to find myself a nice place to go sit and relieve stress
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    I have a shorter/better list.

    1. sex
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    I have a shorter/better list.

    1. sex
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    I like that one....and yes it works...
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    While the stranglehold is a favorite of mine, especially when water is involved, I will say it is second to Mr Bojangles technique!
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    the only stress relief I got that works
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    the only stress relief I got that works
    it works better if somebody else is doing that for you
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    I usually punch hell out my punchbag when stressed or angry but will need to try this
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    the only stress relief I got that works
    Confusius say = One Large forearm! bewara
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    i have that physical place on a near mountain. When i went to college i went there alone almost once a week, i need it. both for being in touch with nature and away from fvkking people. I am there, alone, there is no one, i thing im the last survivor of the world and i smile (i rarely smile). I lay and i fall asleep with that. I try to enjoy it as much as i can. Cos i know i will have to return to the city soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    i have that physical place on a near mountain. When i went to college i went there alone almost once a week, i need it. both for being in touch with nature and away from fvkking people. I am there, alone, there is no one, i thing im the last survivor of the world and i smile (i rarely smile). I lay and i fall asleep with that. I try to enjoy it as much as i can. Cos i know i will have to return to the city soon.
    I'm sorry did you read the last step of the process? The relief of the stress is in the drowning of the idiot that stresses you out. You can only enjoy the serenity when you have finished the task at hand and sank them to the bottom with rock ankle bracelets. that's just me though, I am quirky like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    stop that,or you will go blind
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    x3 lol

    Stress relief Jerk off and have a sandwich

    i could feel the tension leaving already


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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    stop that,or you will go blind
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    i kinda giggled that was weird,the giggle made me LOL
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    ROFLMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Pretty unrealistic, this guy isn't even in the shower! DSM you can do better than this i know...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    LOL
    Little guys beating it like it ows him money.
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    funny....very funny....
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    it works better if somebody else is doing that for you
    two or more doing it for you is always good too
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    rofl some funny ass comics in here.

    sex is a lot easier than visualizing things. although getting away from everything is nice. i find that peace by driving around late at night
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    I like to go to these places a lot!
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