If your bored try some of these..

[Matt]

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8 . Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

[D7M]

I've seen some of these before...

still gave me a laugh.

[DSM4Life]

[Matt]

^^^Hahaha i like it, in a none gay way...

[T-MOS]

i'm a lesbian, does that count as being gay?

[DSM4Life]

i'm a lesbian, does that count as being gay?

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8 . Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

lol, I gotta try some of these.

[*RAGE*]

i'm a lesbian, does that count as being gay?

I like being a lesbian......here kitty ......here kitty

[*RAGE*]

I am not that bored......

[T_Own]

rofl that was great. stick to posting threads because they are m a zing

[Hoggage_54]

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

I worked at a Burger King in my early teens, I heard that one so many times, people thought they were so clever

[Brown Ninja]

I already do all that

[IronReload04]

many of these are great, in accordance to the prophecy.

[gymnerd]

^^^^ That's my favorite one I will definitely utilize that bad boy. I like to conduct little sociological experiments when bored. If I am at a walmart I will intentionally get on an intercept course with an older miserable looking lady make eye contact and maintain pace with her going for the entrance or whatever and watch as she will just about kill anyone in there way to get in front of you then when your performance enhanced body beats her there you stop and let her go first just because.

I also like to sit bymyself and put my hands over my ears and yell, I dont have to listen to you anymore I know you arent real. HEHE

I dont really like people all that much they do make good toys though.

[firmechicano831]

Me and my friends get on the intercom at the gym since they have one in the mens restroom and we talk shit all the time. LOL