Crazy ass dream thread

[daem]

Post your crazy dreams here.

Last night, I dreamt I had to cross a wide river with nothing but a door and a tennis racquet. My grade school hot ass female gym teacher was there with me and offered to help by tying some kind of a string from a tree to the door.

We hopped on the door and started paddling, but the water started freezing and we were stuck.

She offered me some spaghetti and that's when I woke up.

[novastepp]

we're no longer friends.

[hellapimpin]

lol!..your dream seemed like it was going to get good...then nothing..Buzz kill! ..

we shoudl all just fill in what happens next.

[Phate]

past couple nights i've had some weird ass dreams

two nights ago i had a dream i had sex with this really hot little blond, tan body, just perfect. well then she turns out to be psycho and every time i turned around in the dream she was there, it scared the shit out of me

then last night i had a weird dream where i was like a fly on the wall watching people get tortured in various ways, and it would just jump from scene to scene

[*RAGE*]

I was laying in bed when this hot a&& blonde girl walked in my room....she called me by name and her eyes where a soft blue....she was wearing this skimpy white nightgown..her tan skin shinned in the moon light that was shinning through the window.....She pulled the nightgown over her head and throw it on the ground...at that point she turned and looked at the door...her ass looked as good as any on the hot ass thread...the moon light showed the fuzz on her butt...to my suprize another blonde walked into the room straight over to the first girl was standing....and stared kissing each other...the two girls started touching each other and begain to tell me to get out of bed and come help them.....I woke up and relized that I had left the porn on while I was earlier in the night....what was this thread about

[Big]

two nights ago i had a dream i had sex with this really hot little blond, tan body, just perfect. well then she turns out to be psycho and every time i turned around in the dream she was there, it scared the shit out of me

I've had that. Sadly mine wasn't a dream.

[Brown Ninja]

^^^I don't feel bad for you. That is a right of passage

[Brown Ninja]

I had a dream where my asshole was on fire and then I woke up next to DSM

[Hoggage_54]

I had a dream where my asshole was on fire and then I woke up next to DSM

[Brown Ninja]

quit making fun. I was trying to share. I thought this was a safe place?

[IronReload04]

I sometimes get out of body experiences that are false awakenings.

[Brown Ninja]

I sometimes sleep walk to gay night clubs

[Brown Ninja]

I wake up and I'm just dancing like crazy

[daem]

Thanks for ruining my thread, hooligans.

[johnnybigguns]

Tren gives me crazy vivid dreams

[Phate]

I've had that. Sadly mine wasn't a dream.

the weird thing about it is that i know the girl from my dream from somewhere, but i can't pin it down and that's weird for me cause i have an extremely pictographic memory and i never forget faces

[T_Own]

i've had some CRAZY dreams like things i know could never happen but are very vivid and very nice to dream about, but then when i wake up i can hardly remember any of it

[Brown Ninja]

I hate when you can't remember a good dream

[Matt]

^^ if you cant remember a good dream then how do you know it was good??

[Matt]

I once had a dream where i was running looking for a toilet cus i needed a number two. I remember going into a bar where i used their toilet, it was the best shit ever. My gf woke me up as i was pooing on her chest, she kept shouting but i just wanted to finish it, i wiped my bum on her pillow....

[*RAGE*]

^^^because you wake up with a hard on

[*RAGE*]

i once had a dream where i was running looking for a toilet cus i needed a number two. I remember going into a bar where i used their toilet, it was the best shit ever. My gf woke me up as i was pooing on her chest, she kept shouting but i just wanted to finish it, i wiped my bum on her pillow....

lmfao....omg.......

[956Vette]

So there I was, comfortable at home. A little person came to the door to deliver a pizza. Asked politely if he was able to break a $100, the lil guy said it was no trouble. He seemed a little off and next thing I knew the little fu(ker was napping on the ottoman. Very unhappy with the direction this was going, I stepped things up a notch. Shyt got real and it came to blows he was curled out the door less a bill and then some from his wallet. Almost immediately the dog whisperer came to bat for the midget and instructed me on how to better position myself for little person domination. Dont think I was very receptive to Ceasar as I gave him the boot out the door as well. Then I woke

Havent had one of those dreams in awhile. My lady came down with something late yesterday so she pulled out the nyquil and i followed suit just to get some zzz's alongside. Must have been a wild combo of dxm and 5htp...I know there were other dreams before that one as well.... This was the AM after piss dream

[Flagg]

Has anyone had any lucid dreams?

I once had a dream that unknown person had me in a bearhug from behind, with my arms pinned to my sides. I abruptly woke up and went to move yet still had that "pinned" feeling for a second or two. Freaky stuff.

[novastepp]

I've had that. Sadly mine wasn't a dream.

[daem]

So there I was, comfortable at home. A little person came to the door to deliver a pizza. Asked politely if he was able to break a $100, the lil guy said it was no trouble. He seemed a little off and next thing I knew the little fu(ker was napping on the ottoman. Very unhappy with the direction this was going, I stepped things up a notch. Shyt got real and it came to blows he was curled out the door less a bill and then some from his wallet. Almost immediately the dog whisperer came to bat for the midget and instructed me on how to better position myself for little person domination. Dont think I was very receptive to Ceasar as I gave him the boot out the door as well. Then I woke

Havent had one of those dreams in awhile. My lady came down with something late yesterday so she pulled out the nyquil and i followed suit just to get some zzz's alongside. Must have been a wild combo of dxm and 5htp...I know there were other dreams before that one as well.... This was the AM after piss dream

See, this stuff is gold. Any dream with the Dog whisperer is going to be awesome.

[J-Dogg]

I had a dream I was driving backwards (reverse) down a road in my jeep and fell off a cliff.

In the process of falling off the cliff, I ended up in a hot air balloon over lake michigan.

The balloon went down and some how I was swiming in with the basket and my ex girls grandpa was there swimming with me.

I swam to this "dock" that was on stilts in the shallow part of the lake. When I got up there, it was like the Ewok village but with all midgets.

I ended up in the unemployment line, in the village. The guy in front of me hooked up cable, the guy behind me hooked up phones. It's was kind of a dirty little village and the little people were hobbit looking.

Woke up about then.

[daem]

Just woke up from my afternoon nap and I had a weird one.

I was in this dark tunnel and there was a red light on at the end of it. I kept walking towards it and saw a sign that said "exit" where the light was attached to a lever. I pulled the lever and stairs moved out from the wall and I proceeded up them.

I came to the top of the stairs and there was a latch on some sort of hatch. I opened the hatch and went up through to find myself inside of a coffin during the middle of a funeral. The funeral wasn't mine, and I stood up out of the casket, hopped down during what I think was a eulogy, and proceeded to take a seat that had a name placard with the word "Lemon" on it.

As soon as I sat down, the man next to me asked me if I was, in fact Lemon, and I said yes. He was deathly pale and started to scream for help. The other guests started screaming too and shouting "Lemon, Lemon, Lemon" and I stood up. They went from fear to applause, and I was confused.

At that point, I noticed I had a tuxedo on and proceeded to take a bow.

That's when I woke up.

[daem]

2/25

Was standing alongside a beach that had a sharp cliff. Walked around on what seemed like part of a plateau and came to this miniature city...It had buildings less than 10 stories high, but was beautifully planned and designed.

Found this red bell in the center of the square and I was was the only person walking around in the middle of the day. Rang the bell and a pack of yellow labrador dogs came by pulling a sled.

I hopped on and they took me down to the beach, and started digging a hole. The hole started getting really deep and they jumped in. I wondered what the hell was going on, so I jumped in.

There was a passageway with a person peddling a bike, and then I woke up.

[warchild]

Between you, me and the wall here, I doozy myself last night. Ha ha, ha, ha. Get this: A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yo's, a circus midget. My grandmother riding by on a bicycle give me the finger, and a duck! Now, I don't know ha, ha, ha.

[braer4]

haha i had a dream when i was about 18, i was blowing shit up and running and diving and shootin ppl. and then i had to get to the roof cuz there was a helo waiting for me, and i dropped some c4 and took off on the helo and flipped the switch and it blew up, i woke up and i lived with my cousin at the time,and he had just woke up as well, and i was telling him about it and he was like wtf, i had a dream i was doing the same shit but i was still in the building and it blew up..... weirdest dream ive ever had

[DSM4Life]

[hunter7]

I had this dream last night that I was flying on a big umbrella, like I was damn Mary Poppins and then i landed it perfectly in a river like I was Sully Sullenberger and proceeded to hold a conversation with a fisherman telling him of my adventures.

[jbm]

I had one of the best dreams last night i was fvckng a teenager...
love it!

[Voice of Reason]

My dreams can be very emotional and action packed, so much so sometimes when I wake up it can take me 15 minutes to recover back to reality, I don't realize I'm dreaming and just go with it and my persona does it's best to go along... But there are some where I stop and think this is a dream and... OOO it's on I can fly, I can take knife stabs... I do whatever the fvck I want to any girl/person no matter what crazy shit is going on around in my head. The shitty thing is when I know this, in my dreams I can't cum or have (wet dream) cause I know whats going on isn't real but it physically feels very close but the effect is never achieved... I love to dream so much sometimes I sleep in.

[0tolerance]

i have heaps of messed up dreams..

i live at my mums house now and any way, this lady moved in down stairs and i had seen her once never spoken to her.
I had a dream that she opened my bedroom door in the middle of the night, walked right past me without looking at me and stood their looking out my window and then i woke up.

i once had another dream that there was three girls looking at me through my window except they didnt have faces at all, just like... a flat area of skin.
I woke up and there was 3 girls standing at my window lol.

lol another time i had a dream that the girl i liked was at a party with me and this whore that i hate with a passion was there also... i picked up the girl i liked and started hitting the other girl with her until she was dead and i woke up with a smile on my face.

errr another one that made me scratch my head was i was like in a jungle being chased by guys with guns and there was heaps of us that were running away and then we all of a sudden had motorbikes and we had gotten away from who ever was chasing us and we were riding dirt bikes in a giant pool.

[higherdesire]

I had a dream that I drove off a cliff with prone2rage and tmos in the car. We all apparently died because we were then in heaven with st peter showing us around. It was WEIRD! there were all these clocks with just one hand on them. Some were moving faster than others. We eventually found mine and tmos. Tmos was moving faster than mine so I asked what they hey man? St peter explained that every time someone plays with themselves the hand moves faster and faster. So Prone says well wheres mine.......St peter says it is in mt office....I use it as a fan!

[firmechicano831]

I hate when you can't remember a good dream

this happends to me all the time.