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  1. 02-22-2009, 09:44 PM #1
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    @$%$$^Pharmacist won't fill my perscription

    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
    The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give
    you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!
    They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
    You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with
    the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now,
    that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'!
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  2. 02-22-2009, 09:46 PM #2
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    ROFLMAO

    cute
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  3. 02-22-2009, 09:48 PM #3
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    LOL

    that is some funny shit......
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  4. 02-22-2009, 09:49 PM #4
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    ahahaha

    awesome.
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  5. 02-22-2009, 10:02 PM #5
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    hahahaha is that what a prescription looks like these days?
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    Maybe the pharmacist and the lady have a future together? After they kill the two, the pharmacist loses his license and is put on trial. The two decide to skip town and turn Bonnie and Clyde. Eventually the feds get involved, and after an exhaustive cross-continental chase, the two are apprehended in New Mexico, but rather then turn themselves in, they shoot themselves. Bonnie dies but Clyde survives, but in critical condition...he needs an organ donor, so they use Bonnie. He survives, and eventually gets a book deal but has to spend the rest of his days in jail, with a cellmate named Bubba.
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  7. 02-22-2009, 11:20 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
    The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give
    you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!
    They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
    You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with
    the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now,
    that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'!

    hahahahahahaha
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  8. 02-22-2009, 11:29 PM #8
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    HEHE! funny story!
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  9. 02-23-2009, 04:53 AM #9
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    Lmao lol...
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  10. 02-23-2009, 06:18 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    ROFLMAO

    cute
    Did you just say that joke was cute ?

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  11. 02-23-2009, 10:55 AM #11
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    LOL, i liked it.
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  12. 02-23-2009, 11:15 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Did you just say that joke was cute ?

    damn DSM u beat me to it
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