"oh my god! There is no ****ing way!"

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-10-2009, 12:38 AM

after long thought, i decided i am going to share this little escapade of mine with you fellas so here it goes....

ill try to make this short and sweet, ive got this chick in my group for 1 of my classes. I swear she is 1 of the hottest girls i have ever seen in person, EVER!

Hispanic, 5'7, 120ish long black hair C cup tits, and an ass like jessica biel.
i swear imagine eva mendez when she was 21. and she is a fashion design major so she wears the sexiest clothes to class! i am not kidding everyday she walks in everyone, guys and girls, stare at her and watch her walk to her seat.

when we got split up into groups beginning of the semester. we were put into a group together! i said to myself, im going to try and bang this braud! hahaha

so i befriend her, get her number and contact info ofcourse cuz she is in my group. well we have hung out a few times, gone to the bar etc... kissed a few times no big deal

well last week we started exchanging dirty talk texts blah blah blah. so we set up a "study session" for today cuz we have a quiz on friday. she comes over today at about 5pm and we study, for about 30 minutes! hahaha then we go into my room

we re standing at the foot of my bed making out, and she reaches straight for my johnson. Im like, mission accomplished!
as she does this she goes, "Mmmmm..." then she pushes me away, im thinking WTF!

no worries, she starts taking her clothes off for me. strips down to her g-string then gets on all 4s on the foot of my bed then tells me, "come here..."

so i do like a gentleman haha... im wearin sweats and a t shirt so my threads are off quick, she strips me to my bday suit, and there i am standing at the foot of my bed.... gota pause here for a second guys, very crucial point to the story

well, God overly blessed me hahaha. i have a very larger penis. sorry fellas, im sure some of you dont care to know but, important factor in this story.

not to sound too conceided fellas but this has gotten my some MAD play in my lifetime, MAD. friends of friends (chicks ofcourse) have literally thrown themselves at me out of sheer curiosity and from hearing stories...
countless "let me see it..." or "prove it..." hahaha pathetic little skanks hahaha

Continuing on:
shes on her knees kissing me then backs up, gets on all 4 and starts licking my johnson from bottom to top. at this point im about half cocked, but get fully hard in no time. this chick is BAD! well i dont know what happened, if she opened her eyes or what, but she puts her mouth around the tip for a split second, grabs the shaft, then jumps back quickly! im thinkin WTF WTF! then it goes like this...

her-"OH MY GOD! THERE IS NO ****ING WAY!"
me-"what?"
her-"dude, that is way too big! no way!"
me-(almost laughed) "are you serious?"
her-"uh ya!"
me-"ive got some lube we can give that a shot..." (i almost cracked up after i said that)
her-(pauses for a sec, looks at it) "i dont think so.."

so i dont pressure anymore and just say, "wow alright..."
her-"im so embarrassed, im sorry."

im thinkin, youre sorry! well im pissed!

so we get dressed, she says shes just guna leave gives me a peck and does

10 minutes later she texts me, i am so sorry maybe this weekend when im drunk...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

ya ya ya at this point i dont give a rats ass im already watchin some porn

alright fellas this girl is 5'7 big ass, good size! ive slayed chicks that were 5ft nothing before! even my 1st time my GF took it, even when i was back in high school pounding 16 year olds hahaha

ive def had some chicks make me stop while or tell me theyll never screw me again cuz it hurt and they were too sore. but this! never has it happened never!

this is going down in my history book
ill keep yal updated, not lettin this 1 slip away

**luxifer93** · 03-10-2009, 12:43 AM

**Brown Ninja** · 03-10-2009, 12:46 AM

DSM is going to PM you

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-10-2009, 12:46 AM

HAHAHA pics of what bro?

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-10-2009, 12:47 AM

Dsm?

**luxifer93** · 03-10-2009, 12:50 AM

Pics of you ripping her a new one, you better get her drunk, take pics and email all of us or we'll hate you

**Brown Ninja** · 03-10-2009, 12:51 AM

do you have to use sanwhich bags for condoms?

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-10-2009, 12:51 AM

hahaha ill see what i can do but that might be a little over the top.... or illegal haha

**luxifer93** · 03-10-2009, 12:53 AM

I can keep a secret

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-10-2009, 12:53 AM

gallon size bro hahaha

**Chode Logan** · 03-10-2009, 12:53 AM

Tits or FO

**jbm** · 03-10-2009, 01:00 AM

Damn it's almost there! lol......
That hurts!
Post pics pics pics!

**Chode Logan** · 03-10-2009, 01:02 AM

I'm pretty sure the normal thing to do in this situation is to crank it like a maniac and goo on her before she can leave.

But seriously, she didn't even tug it off or keep fooling around, she ran out the door? Do you have visable herpes?

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-10-2009, 01:04 AM

nothin bro! left me blue balled, well until i sat at my computer
always thought they were invisible

**jbm** · 03-10-2009, 01:07 AM

Dickzilla! lol...
Cheers!

**Chode Logan** · 03-10-2009, 01:08 AM

Well damn, throw some cover up on them next time!

That's messed up, what kind of bitch doesn't have the common courtesy to tickle your love pipe at the very least after such a debacle.

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-10-2009, 01:11 AM

ya thats what i was sayin. oh well i guess she was just too caught off guard. bro i wasnt even that pissed. i myself was so shocked i had to restrain myself from cracking up!

shes texted me a million sorries in the meantime, oh dont worry shes gettin pulverized hahaha

**luxifer93** · 03-10-2009, 01:15 AM

See, if you were hung like normal you wouldn't have that problem

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-10-2009, 01:16 AM

ill just tell her i promise ill only go halfway in...

**Chode Logan** · 03-10-2009, 01:17 AM

Yeah, if you have a small dick, atleast girls still sleep with you. They just make fun of you to their friends after.

**luxifer93** · 03-10-2009, 01:18 AM

And they let you put it in their ass

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-10-2009, 01:20 AM

oh dont worry ive cruised the hershey highway on some skanks. over rated in my opinion

**Chode Logan** · 03-10-2009, 01:25 AM

I prefer the slimy vaginal goodness aswell.

**luxifer93** · 03-10-2009, 01:27 AM

Me too, I just like to see if I can get away with plugging the ass

**jbm** · 03-10-2009, 01:28 AM

Near to this?

**Chode Logan** · 03-10-2009, 01:32 AM

Yah it's good to test the waters.

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-10-2009, 01:35 AM

i swear to you jbm, damn close! give or take!

**luxifer93** · 03-10-2009, 01:37 AM

I'll be checking my email this weekend for those pics

**jbm** · 03-10-2009, 01:41 AM

Send me pics ok, I'll pm you my Email!

**CHUCKYthentic** · 03-10-2009, 01:42 AM

hahaha well fellas i have to obtain pics 1st

**jbm** · 03-10-2009, 01:46 AM

Ok I'll be stalking this thread! hehe...

**jbm** · 03-10-2009, 01:54 AM

I'll be expecting pics like this ok? lol!

**Matt** · 03-10-2009, 04:11 AM

To long to read, i got bored after looking at your avatar, sorry..

**DSM4Life** · 03-10-2009, 05:07 AM

What they mean, is for us to truely comment on this post we need pics of the anaconda thats involved.

**luxifer93** · 03-10-2009, 06:39 AM

^^^I was wondering when you were gonna join in

**JiGGaMaN** · 03-10-2009, 08:24 AM

thats the most upsetting thing ive heard in awhile

**scerpico22** · 03-10-2009, 08:39 AM

you shoulda said, dont worry baby, we're only gonna play a game called "hide the tip".

**MMArmour** · 03-10-2009, 10:19 AM

bro!!! you INVITE her over for a movie and some beers this weekend. you get her SMASHED! SMASHED GOD DAMMIT! YOU UNDERSTAND?!?! AND THEN YOU ****ING SPEAR HER! SPEAR HER!!!! ASDKFJBASKLDJFBASDK

**GymHero** · 03-10-2009, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by MMArmour

bro!!! you INVITE her over for a movie and some beers this weekend. you get her SMASHED! SMASHED GOD DAMMIT! YOU UNDERSTAND?!?! AND THEN YOU ****ING SPEAR HER! SPEAR HER!!!! ASDKFJBASKLDJFBASDK

**J-Dogg** · 03-10-2009, 02:46 PM

I'm on test right now and the first few paragraphs, describing her, how she gets on all 4's and calls you over to the bed....i got a little excited like i was reading one of my mom's romance novels as a pre-teen again. I got that funny feeling in my stomach.

2nd, if you were in sweats, and she is undressed, looking like a 21 year old Eva Mendes crawling around on all 4's with a g'string and ass hanging out.....how were you not completely hard popping out of your sweats.

3rd. Every girl I've been with says I'm huge, but I don't think I'm that big. Measurements to come tomorrow morning.