Girls and Carbs

[Kratos]

Why do they like em' so freakin much?

Ok so I go out with this girl I've been dating for awhile last night. I get to her place around 8. She's in pretty good shape and ran Cross Country in college. She's not super thin but nobody would call her fat. We were gonna go out and drink and have some fun. When I get there she's eating a Dairy Queen blizard. I asked her if she already ate, and she said yeah she had some crackers with peanut-butter when she got home from work...WTF crackers and ice cream for your big meal of the day.

When I go out to eat with girls, I'm like if you could have anything you wanted to eat, what type of food would you want. They almost always answer italian food or pasta (one in the same really cause they order pasta at the italian rest).

They almost always eat some sugary desert. If we have drinks I'll drink beer or something. They'll have some sugar explosion creation that gives me diabetes to look at.

Then they wonder why guys have an easier time maintaing and losing weight.

[gst528i]

They are simples creature that like sugar.

[Jenseno9]

I have come to the conclusion that since I have cut out sugar from my diet that it is just as addictive as rec drugs. And I feel so much better it's like night and day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_addiction

[honda450]

Some people can eat whatever they want and stay thin or even gain muscle. I ate A&W fast food for a while and I still gained muscle and no fat, laff.

Typical chicks though.. they love the sweet shit..

[IronReload04]

its because the mind of a female is 9 times out of 10 inferior to the mind of a male. THey do not have the mind power to be rational and reasonable and think through problems with deductive reasoning.

[Zino]

I have come to the conclusion that since I have cut out sugar from my diet that it is just as addictive as rec drugs. And I feel so much better it's like night and day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_addiction

I noticed a while after cutting sugars you just get used to it and dont even think about them anymore. I havnt have a full dessert since like 2006...

[Chode Logan]

Chicks in this day and age are fat and dumb. If they're not fat yet, they will be sooner or later, cause they're dumb.

[Panzerfaust80]

Why do they like em' so freakin much?

Ok so I go out with this girl I've been dating for awhile last night. I get to her place around 8. She's in pretty good shape and ran Cross Country in college. She's not super thin but nobody would call her fat. We were gonna go out and drink and have some fun. When I get there she's eating a Dairy Queen blizard. I asked her if she already ate, and she said yeah she had some crackers with peanut-butter when she got home from work...WTF crackers and ice cream for your big meal of the day.

When I go out to eat with girls, I'm like if you could have anything you wanted to eat, what type of food would you want. They almost always answer italian food or pasta (one in the same really cause they order pasta at the italian rest).

They almost always eat some sugary desert. If we have drinks I'll drink beer or something. They'll have some sugar explosion creation that gives me diabetes to look at.

Then they wonder why guys have an easier time maintaing and losing weight.

Bro, I dunno what kinda girls u date but this one sounds like a bit of a porker... The majority of my restaurant dates, the girl ends up ordering a salad with dressing on the side...

salads seem the way to go when chicks order... at least with my experience.. if a girl is eating blizzards from dairy queen and snacking on crackers with peanut butter, even if shes in shape now, its only time before she'll resemble the stay puff marshmallow man.. but hey thats why there's chocolate and vanilla, something out there for everyone..

Post some pics if ya can bro so we can get some sort of a visual.. =-)

[Chode Logan]

Whenever I'm with chicks they always whine about wanting McDonalds burgers and shit. They're thin now, but it's f*cking gross and my dink goes flaccid.

[Kratos]

Bro, I dunno what kinda girls u date but this one sounds like a bit of a porker... The majority of my restaurant dates, the girl ends up ordering a salad with dressing on the side...

salads seem the way to go when chicks order... at least with my experience.. if a girl is eating blizzards from dairy queen and snacking on crackers with peanut butter, even if shes in shape now, its only time before she'll resemble the stay puff marshmallow man.. but hey thats why there's chocolate and vanilla, something out there for everyone..

Post some pics if ya can bro so we can get some sort of a visual.. =-)

They eat a salad on the first date dumb ass. I've been dating her for awhile now, so she eats normal.
If you think all they eat is rabbit food including when you aren't looking you're clueless.

She isn't a porker, like I said she's in great shape and works out a lot, ran cross country. But if her diet was better she'd be skinny, I'm sure she weighs more than her ideal weight as most girls do.

[jnewton86]

i know in the eyes of some people im a dick, although i dont care, when i see chicks or anyone else for that matter eating fast food or what i consider crap food, to me it says i dont care about my body, complete turn off

[Hoggage_54]

Sooooo... did you bang her?

[Jenseno9]

lol this thread is hilarious

[ni4ni]

Sooooo... did you bang her?

WELL did ya????

[Surreal]

After reading this thread, I have "OMG YOU'RE MAKING ME SELF CONSCIOUS! GRRR . . ." (in a cetain ex's voice) echoing in my head now. ROFL!

[DSM4Life]

I just ate some coolwhip

[ni4ni]

i just ate some coolwhip

off surreal?

[DSM4Life]

off surreal?

I was hoping for Kratos. I like my men big and beefy.

[Surreal]

When I go out to eat with girls, I'm like if you could have anything you wanted to eat, what type of food would you want. They almost always answer italian food or pasta (one in the same really cause they order pasta at the italian rest).

Chicks always want pasta on dates because:

1) Pasta is relatively easy to eat. Not messy at all, and nothing gets stuck in her teeth. Chicks are sensitive about that.

2) Pasta or Italian food in general normally isn't super expensive like high end sushi places or $$$$ French food. This way she won't look like too much of a materialistic gold-digging whore.

3) For some reason, chicks think of pasta as "healthy food." So they think ordering pasta will make the impression that they won't fatten up into a cow if the relationship continues.

[luxifer93]

That's funny. Chicks always eat like a bird the first few times you go out with them, then they go back to being porkers. I was eating at Chilis the other day and got a chicken salad, the waitress, being smart, said 'watching your figure?' I thought ' Maybe you should you fuking heifer.'

[LAW]

Chicks in this day and age are fat and dumb. If they're not fat yet, they will be sooner or later, cause they're dumb.

OUCH!

Cravings have nothing to do with willpower!
An enormous percentage of women crave sugar, carbohydrates, or alcohol. In most cases, these food cravings are not true eating disorders, but instead are signs of hormonal imbalance caused by a lack of healthy nutrition.

I would like to see you get your period and have all the hormone changes we have.

Your personal issue may be the afternoon snack (often chocolate or candy or a food that’s also heavy in carbohydrates), too many potato chips, the extra glass of wine at night, or a hundred other variations. But the underlying mechanism, and the way to curb cravings, is the same. And it has nothing to do with willpower, or your lack thereof!

Food cravings mean that the body has its signals mixed up. When we are exhausted or blue, we have low blood sugar and/or low serotonin, and the body signals the brain that it needs a pick-me-up. This signal causes a sugar craving or carbohydrate craving.

Serotonin is our basic feel-good hormone. If serotonin is low, we feel sad or depressed. And hormonal imbalance or weak digestion can lead to low serotonin. Unfortunately, sugars and simple carbohydrates release a short burst of serotonin — we feel good for a moment, but soon return to our low-serotonin state — then crave more sugar and simple carbohydrates. It’s a downward spiral.

Now that I no longer menustrate,and my diet is clean I no longer have food cravings. I ate a soft serve ice cream cone for lunch because I never ever do this but i just wanted to splurge

If you eat a low-fat diet in the hope of losing weight, you unintentionally make the problem worse. If, like millions of women, you have eaten a low-fat, high-carbohydrate diet for many years, or followed fad diets, the odds are good that you have become at least partially insulin resistant.

Insulin is responsible for maintaining stable blood sugar levels by telling the body’s cells when to absorb glucose from the bloodstream. Being insulin resistant means your body stops responding to insulin, and instead grabs every calorie it can and deposits it as fat. So no matter how little you eat, you will gradually gain weight.

At the same time, your cells cannot absorb the glucose they need, so they signal your brain that you need more carbohydrates or sugars. The result is persistent food cravings.

Even worse, insulin resistance leads directly to obesity, diabetes, and heart disease. Many experts believe it is the root cause of the epidemic of those diseases in America today. And a low-fat diet makes it far more likely you will suffer from this condition.

Millions of American women are now trying the Atkins Diet or the South Beach Diet. While these diets are an improvement over the conventional low-fat, high-carbohydrate diet, they can worsen your metabolic problems, because dieting itself is stressful to the body. So many women need to heal their metabolism first before even considering weight loss.

When I lost 40 lbs I added a tablespoon or two of Olive oil to my clean diet and the fat fell off. Slowly but it came off.

I hope this helps you understand "our" problem.

[Surreal]

I hope this helps you understand "our" problem.

Yah, your kind is just more genetically predisposed to being fat!

[ni4ni]

LAW, Im on your team.
staying off this MF'er now-got the women coming over.
On your on boys

[T_Own]

even if they eat a lot at dinner they probably don't eat all that much the rest of the day otherwise they all would be fat. and pasta isn't all that bad for someone not on a very strict diet

maybe she just works it all off in the bedroom

[Zino]

OUCH!

Cravings have nothing to do with willpower!

But its willpower that keeps the few of us from giving in to those cravings...

[Surreal]

off surreal?

Only in his dreams.

[GrapplerBake]

Chicks in this day and age are fat and dumb. If they're not fat yet, they will be sooner or later, cause they're dumb.

void the "in this day and age" part and you'll have a 100% accurate statement.

[iceyash]

girls think emotionally. guys think logically. girls who eat carbs (sugars) are eating w/their emotions b/c their depressed or stressed blahblah and they wanna "feel better" temporarily... guys don't because they don't eat with their emotions and they think about the consequences beforehand.
if u really care about the girl and wanna be w/her in the longrun.. just tell her straight up that sooner or later she's gonna get fat eating all that garbage!

[Surreal]

just tell her straight up that sooner or later she's gonna get fat eating all that garbage!

I see you like making girls cry too, that makes two of us!

[Phate]

OUCH!

Cravings have nothing to do with willpower!
An enormous percentage of women crave sugar, carbohydrates, or alcohol. In most cases, these food cravings are not true eating disorders, but instead are signs of hormonal imbalance caused by a lack of healthy nutrition.

I would like to see you get your period and have all the hormone changes we have.

Your personal issue may be the afternoon snack (often chocolate or candy or a food that’s also heavy in carbohydrates), too many potato chips, the extra glass of wine at night, or a hundred other variations. But the underlying mechanism, and the way to curb cravings, is the same. And it has nothing to do with willpower, or your lack thereof!

Food cravings mean that the body has its signals mixed up. When we are exhausted or blue, we have low blood sugar and/or low serotonin, and the body signals the brain that it needs a pick-me-up. This signal causes a sugar craving or carbohydrate craving.

Serotonin is our basic feel-good hormone. If serotonin is low, we feel sad or depressed. And hormonal imbalance or weak digestion can lead to low serotonin. Unfortunately, sugars and simple carbohydrates release a short burst of serotonin — we feel good for a moment, but soon return to our low-serotonin state — then crave more sugar and simple carbohydrates. It’s a downward spiral.

Now that I no longer menustrate,and my diet is clean I no longer have food cravings. I ate a soft serve ice cream cone for lunch because I never ever do this but i just wanted to splurge

If you eat a low-fat diet in the hope of losing weight, you unintentionally make the problem worse. If, like millions of women, you have eaten a low-fat, high-carbohydrate diet for many years, or followed fad diets, the odds are good that you have become at least partially insulin resistant.

Insulin is responsible for maintaining stable blood sugar levels by telling the body’s cells when to absorb glucose from the bloodstream. Being insulin resistant means your body stops responding to insulin, and instead grabs every calorie it can and deposits it as fat. So no matter how little you eat, you will gradually gain weight.

At the same time, your cells cannot absorb the glucose they need, so they signal your brain that you need more carbohydrates or sugars. The result is persistent food cravings.

Even worse, insulin resistance leads directly to obesity, diabetes, and heart disease. Many experts believe it is the root cause of the epidemic of those diseases in America today. And a low-fat diet makes it far more likely you will suffer from this condition.

Millions of American women are now trying the Atkins Diet or the South Beach Diet. While these diets are an improvement over the conventional low-fat, high-carbohydrate diet, they can worsen your metabolic problems, because dieting itself is stressful to the body. So many women need to heal their metabolism first before even considering weight loss.

When I lost 40 lbs I added a tablespoon or two of Olive oil to my clean diet and the fat fell off. Slowly but it came off.

I hope this helps you understand "our" problem.

dddaaaannnnggggg, great post LAW, scientific, factual, and a good read

me likey, me likey alot

[Kratos]

Sooooo... did you bang her?

not last night, no, but I have
she has a new puppy and the thing is the biggest cock block in the universe
we got in bed together and it wouldn't shut up until it could be in bed too
we fooled around a bit after it stopped moving (and that took awhile)
then when she got sleepy, I left, because I didn't want that thing pissing on me (the dog not the girl)

[Kratos]

OUCH!

Cravings have nothing to do with willpower!
An enormous percentage of women crave sugar, carbohydrates, or alcohol. In most cases, these food cravings are not true eating disorders, but instead are signs of hormonal imbalance caused by a lack of healthy nutrition.

I would like to see you get your period and have all the hormone changes we have.

Your personal issue may be the afternoon snack (often chocolate or candy or a food that’s also heavy in carbohydrates), too many potato chips, the extra glass of wine at night, or a hundred other variations. But the underlying mechanism, and the way to curb cravings, is the same. And it has nothing to do with willpower, or your lack thereof!

Food cravings mean that the body has its signals mixed up. When we are exhausted or blue, we have low blood sugar and/or low serotonin, and the body signals the brain that it needs a pick-me-up. This signal causes a sugar craving or carbohydrate craving.

Serotonin is our basic feel-good hormone. If serotonin is low, we feel sad or depressed. And hormonal imbalance or weak digestion can lead to low serotonin. Unfortunately, sugars and simple carbohydrates release a short burst of serotonin — we feel good for a moment, but soon return to our low-serotonin state — then crave more sugar and simple carbohydrates. It’s a downward spiral.

Now that I no longer menustrate,and my diet is clean I no longer have food cravings. I ate a soft serve ice cream cone for lunch because I never ever do this but i just wanted to splurge

If you eat a low-fat diet in the hope of losing weight, you unintentionally make the problem worse. If, like millions of women, you have eaten a low-fat, high-carbohydrate diet for many years, or followed fad diets, the odds are good that you have become at least partially insulin resistant.

Insulin is responsible for maintaining stable blood sugar levels by telling the body’s cells when to absorb glucose from the bloodstream. Being insulin resistant means your body stops responding to insulin, and instead grabs every calorie it can and deposits it as fat. So no matter how little you eat, you will gradually gain weight.

At the same time, your cells cannot absorb the glucose they need, so they signal your brain that you need more carbohydrates or sugars. The result is persistent food cravings.

Even worse, insulin resistance leads directly to obesity, diabetes, and heart disease. Many experts believe it is the root cause of the epidemic of those diseases in America today. And a low-fat diet makes it far more likely you will suffer from this condition.

Millions of American women are now trying the Atkins Diet or the South Beach Diet. While these diets are an improvement over the conventional low-fat, high-carbohydrate diet, they can worsen your metabolic problems, because dieting itself is stressful to the body. So many women need to heal their metabolism first before even considering weight loss.

When I lost 40 lbs I added a tablespoon or two of Olive oil to my clean diet and the fat fell off. Slowly but it came off.

I hope this helps you understand "our" problem.

blah blah blah our period
the rest holds true for both men and women

[Kratos]

I just ate some coolwhip

you freakin chick

[Kratos]

I was hoping for Kratos. I like my men big and beefy.

awww, you make me wish I was on your team

[iceyash]

I see you like making girls cry too, that makes two of us!

no i just keep it real!

[Kratos]

so I went out tonight with a different girl. This was our 3rd date. She's thin and works out, has a great body. She spent 2-3 hours in the gym this morning.
Before dinner she wouldn't shut up about chocalate covered strawberries.
then there was an hour wait for dinner
the place we were eating is in this mall type place, we walked around looked in some stores...we walked past a krispy kreme donut place and I shit you not, she ate two. Said it would hold her over until dinner. Then she washed it down with a rasberry Stoli and Sprite (the most sugary drink I've ever tasted).
I feel like I'm dating insects.

[Phate]

so I went out tonight with a different girl. This was our 3rd date. She's thin and works out, has a great body. She spent 2-3 hours in the gym this morning.
Before dinner she wouldn't shut up about chocalate covered strawberries.
then there was an hour wait for dinner
the place we were eating is in this mall type place, we walked around looked in some stores...we walked past a krispy kreme donut place and I shit you not, she ate two. Said it would hold her over until dinner. Then she washed it down with a rasberry Stoli and Sprite (the most sugary drink I've ever tasted).
I feel like I'm dating insects.

i feel ya kratos, i hang out with chicks like this all day at college, i'm sitting there walking to class with them eating tuna and they are munching on snickers and crap and still losing weight

[Surreal]

I feel like I'm dating insects.

Chicks are about as smart as insects. So you pretty much hit the nail right there!

[Kratos]

i feel ya kratos, i hang out with chicks like this all day at college, i'm sitting there walking to class with them eating tuna and they are munching on snickers and crap and still losing weight

I think they pay the price...either they take up working out like crazy to cancel out their sugar habit or they eventually turn into whales once youth wears off. The chick I went out with tonight is 27, so she's learned how to find a balance, but life doesn't need to be so hard. Why do hours of cardio so you can eat a krispy kreme before dinner?

[Panzerfaust80]

They eat a salad on the first date dumb ass. I've been dating her for awhile now, so she eats normal.
If you think all they eat is rabbit food including when you aren't looking you're clueless.

She isn't a porker, like I said she's in great shape and works out a lot, ran cross country. But if her diet was better she'd be skinny, I'm sure she weighs more than her ideal weight as most girls do.

...Why so sensitive Kratos?? =) Don't listen to what you're friends say if ya really like her .. lol jk bro.

Let's get some pics up of her so we can draw our own conclusions!

Im just sayin, personally, I've never dated a girl that wants to pig out in the manner in which you've described.. much love bro Im sure shes a hottie..