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  1. 03-16-2009, 06:58 PM #1
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    I'm all depressed and crap

    My mom said I got fat!

    Brought her a B-day gift, and she and my sister are drunk lol.

    My mom says, you look "fuller" your face looks chubby!

    Pretty bad when your mom calls you fat ay? lmao

    One of the draw backs to the Test E. My face blows up the the blueberry kid off willy wonka!
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    hope this helps
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  5. 03-16-2009, 07:05 PM #5
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    Your mom probably just wants her baby, you, to be all big and fat in a cute way. I bet she wants to pinch your cheeks too!
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    hey at least your not this fat
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
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    I agree, my god, all I see is:

    "New Posts"

    J-Dogg
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    repeat..
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    I remember when my mom called me fat, i raped her then killed her...

    Am i sick??
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  9. 03-16-2009, 07:11 PM #9
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    Been here since 2001, 253 threads started. I am impressive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    I remember when my mom called me fat, i raped her then killed her...

    Am i sick??
    NO only if you rape her after you killed her..
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  11. 03-16-2009, 07:13 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    NO only if you rape her after you killed her..
    I bet he won't admit to it!
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    All I can say is my mom better not call me fat. I would start a thread about it.
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    get over it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seriousmass View Post
    I agree, my god, all I see is:

    "New Posts"

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    maybe he is bipolar and don't remember what the other half said.


    J dogg dont worry I have two personalities toooooooo.

    what were we talking about
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    Next Thread:

    So I was at the mall...


    So today I decided I wanted to go to the mall to stop in at Banana Republic to see if the nut hugger ultra jeans went on sale. While I was browsing I noticed this chick looking at me. I look back at her and I was about to approach her but then she left with her friend.

    This really sucks since I think she was leading me on but i was too slow. I think I have issues with women.

    I think if I had some more steroids that wouldn't have happened
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  16. 03-16-2009, 07:19 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    get over it.
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  17. 03-16-2009, 07:20 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
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    If you have a hard on for me, just ask me out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    NO only if you rape her after you killed her..
    know lol she was alive, however i did stick my tounge up her vigina and tried to suck out my own cum when she was dead...
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    coulda been worse, J-Dogg, they coulda told you that you looked too skinny
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  20. 03-16-2009, 07:23 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    know lol she was alive, however i did stick my tounge up her vigina and tried to suck out my own cum when she was dead...
    man, and people think I'm messed up
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    haha been there before.. does suck
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  22. 03-16-2009, 07:25 PM #22
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    For the record....I'm not actually depressed because I'm retaining water with Test E....it's to be expected.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    know lol she was alive, however i did stick my tounge up her vigina and tried to suck out my own cum when she was dead...
    yep you win

    that is sick real sick...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    know lol she was alive, however i did stick my tounge up her vigina and tried to suck out my own cum when she was dead...
    Ever hear of monging? You seem like the kind of guy that would do it lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    If you have a hard on for me, just ask me out.
    Nah, give dsm a try he may be more willing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    man, and people think I'm messed up
    well yeah, because mad matt is clever in a very messed up way

    matt, good material, keep it up haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
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    She could of said you look gay too. I think she choose to go with fat today. LOL
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    [QUOTE=ironmaiden708;4503735]Next Thread:

    So I was at the mall...


    So today I decided I wanted to go to the mall to stop in at Banana Republic to see if the nut hugger ultra jeans went on sale. While I was browsing I noticed this chick looking at me. I look back at her and I was about to approach her but then she left with her friend.

    This really sucks since I think she was leading me on but i was too slow. I think I have issues with women.

    I think if I had some more steroids that wouldn't have happened



    LMFAO! Thats funny dude. Sorry J-Dog, but that was pretty funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    yep you win

    that is sick real sick...
    Well i didnt think it was that sick, i only tried to suck out my own cum so she wouldnt get pregant...
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    Quote Originally Posted by g0dsend View Post
    Ever hear of monging? You seem like the kind of guy that would do it lol
    Tell me more? is it some kind of club i can join?? And would i be welcomed??
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    my mom only gives me compliments.

    last weekend it was... your shoulders and traps look alot bigger!

    hehe. i love me mummsie
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    Quote Originally Posted by firmechicano831 View Post
    She could of said you look gay too. I think she choose to go with fat today. LOL


    no offense j-dogg, you set yourself up for these though...you guys are hilarious.

    btw, post some pics up, get the thread a bit more interesting..
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockinred View Post


    no offense j-dogg, you set yourself up for these though...you guys are hilarious.

    btw, post some pics up, get the thread a bit more interesting..
    I can take it, I even poke fun at myself
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    just for you J-Dogg...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YWwQZp7r_8
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