Anyone ever try craigslist hookers?

**PKU** · 03-18-2009, 06:47 PM

I am thinking about trying one in San Diego CA. Anyone ever order one in or out of San Diego and have success/tips on how to not get arrested?

**luxifer93** · 03-18-2009, 06:52 PM

Awesome first post

**Bojangles69** · 03-18-2009, 06:53 PM

No, not from CA but we got 2 over the last year for different occasions in NJ (bday party and bachelor party)

You can't get arrested unless you verbalize that your exchanging cash for sex. They know the deal so just read their profile and pick one.
When she comes over if she says ANYTHING related to a connection between sex and money shes a cop and tell her all you wanted was a dance.

Most of the time though its actually THEM getting charged and not the guys using them. Because its online and they cant set examples by arresting clients, but when they arrest the escorts word spreads among them.
I know one chick who got busted 12 times off CL alone, but I imagine the charges didnt exactly stick, which all depends on the dialouge.

***D7M*** · 03-18-2009, 06:53 PM

do a search on here...

there's been at least two threads I can remember about this

**PKU** · 03-18-2009, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by luxifer93

Awesome first post

im just tired of the strip club and what not, would just rather pay lik $100 for a blowjob or something. Some of these chicks are smokin hot. I would love to give a chick some oral as well but its kinda risky on a hooker....But what makes this chick different than any chick you meet at a club and go down on?

***D7M*** · 03-18-2009, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by PKU

But what makes this chick different than any chick you meet at a club and go down on?

um, the quantity of std's?

**canadian meat** · 03-18-2009, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by PKU

im just tired of the strip club and what not, would just rather pay lik $100 for a blowjob or something. Some of these chicks are smokin hot. I would love to give a chick some oral as well but its kinda risky on a hooker....But what makes this chick different than any chick you meet at a club and go down on?

Ewwwww the difference is your probably the sixth dude she fuked that day.

**stpete** · 03-18-2009, 07:06 PM

hahahaha...Why would you go down on ANYONE you just met? Have you ever tried a girlfriend?

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-18-2009, 07:17 PM

*sigh* a girlfriend *looks dreamy*

**subaruwrx04** · 03-18-2009, 07:18 PM

Dude your retarded. You have a clue how much cops watch that site and there activity. You have a clue how many cops set up on there and you meet then and then hey your going to jail..

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-18-2009, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by derek7m

do a search on here...

there's been at least two threads I can remember about this

u referring to my favorite thread?

***D7M*** · 03-18-2009, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

u referring to my favorite thread?

ha1

not really...

here's one:

Anyone here hook up for NSA "love" on Craigslist?

(see how I posted a CL thread without your name in the title

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-18-2009, 07:22 PM

pfft mine is better....

**BritishColumbian** · 03-18-2009, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by PKU

I am thinking about trying one in San Diego CA. Anyone ever order one in or out of San Diego and have success/tips on how to not get arrested?

Thats how I met your MOM.

**Rugger02** · 03-18-2009, 07:55 PM

I was thinkin about going on a Las Vegas brothel's homepage/Q&A and asking the hookers there what they thought would be a good PCT for my cycle I'm planning this summer...

Gimme a break.

**g0dsend** · 03-18-2009, 07:57 PM

When you meet the hooker, tell her you will pay to take pictures of her. If she agrees then shes not a cop, or just a really slutty cop.

**Rugger02** · 03-18-2009, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by g0dsend

When you meet the hooker, tell her you will pay to take pictures of her. If she agrees then shes not a cop, or just a really slutty cop.

LOL I saw that on Manswers!!

**Bojangles69** · 03-18-2009, 08:49 PM

If shes a cop take out monopoly money and go "just kidding", they can not arrest you.

=]

**IronReload04** · 03-18-2009, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by PKU

I am thinking about trying one in San Diego CA. Anyone ever order one in or out of San Diego and have success/tips on how to not get arrested?

sweet

**WARMachine** · 03-18-2009, 08:53 PM

um, the quantity of std's?

Great first post OP!

**Jenseno9** · 03-18-2009, 08:56 PM

Wait let me get this straight. You want to pay a hooker to go down on her?!?! I'd suggest a shrink. hahaha

**bushido3374** · 03-18-2009, 09:01 PM

You should take a spatula and scrape off all of her scabs there before you go down.

**Kratos** · 03-18-2009, 09:02 PM

craigs list whores are good to go, I know a couple old dudes that hit it up on the regular

**Rugger02** · 03-18-2009, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by bushido3374

You should take a spatula and scrape off all of her scabs there before you go down.

Then maybe her crabs can go down on you...

***RAGE*** · 03-18-2009, 09:06 PM

your a fucvking retard

**T_Own** · 03-18-2009, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by Jenseno9

Wait let me get this straight. You want to pay a hooker to go down on her?!?! I'd suggest a shrink. hahaha

rofl great point

i can think of plenty of better things to spend money on, and many better places to get girls

**Kratos** · 03-18-2009, 09:10 PM

going down on a hooker

I can't think of a reason to go down on a chick that doesn't involve reciprication of some kind. She's a sure thing, just nail her and get your dick sucked. What? You think you're gonna make a HOOKER squeel so good she's gonna give you a free one next time? Sweet, you get to listen to them fake an orgasm, I'm sure they do it great.

**firmechicano831** · 03-18-2009, 11:37 PM

I did once, the bitch looked nothing like the picture. I said **** it and banged her hard and left. There are other webpages with girl reviews. Those are top notch.

**moregunsthanroses** · 03-19-2009, 12:30 AM

lol at this thread which section do you look under for the hookers?

and which other pages firmechicano?

**Surreal** · 03-19-2009, 12:37 AM

Save your $, and fly over to a place like thailand, brazil or the philippines to "holiday" instead. You'll get a lot more bang for your buck, literally.

**moregunsthanroses** · 03-19-2009, 12:47 AM

I saw this show about this place in the czech repulic where you pay to go on in and there are cameras everywhere u get an hour with a girl. It's broadcast live on the web so your buddies can watch and weirdos who pay to watch as well lol

And at the end of the day you get a dvd with you banging that girl. Soudns like a pretty good vacation.

**Tigershark** · 03-19-2009, 12:56 AM

The only way I'm paying for sex is if the chick spreads her legs and I see sunshine flowing from her kooch.

**Surreal** · 03-19-2009, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by Tigershark

The only way I'm paying for sex is if the chick spreads her legs and I see sunshine flowing from her kooch.

As the old saying goes . . . you don't pay a whore to come over for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards.

**Matt** · 03-19-2009, 03:56 AM

Originally Posted by PKU

I am thinking about trying one in San Diego CA. Anyone ever order one in or out of San Diego and have success/tips on how to not get arrested?

You are the weakest link, fuvk off....

PT · 03-19-2009, 04:02 AM

aanyone who pays for sex is a pathetic low life loser in my mind. 1st off why anyone would want to have sex with a disease infected whore is beyond me.

**J-Dogg** · 03-19-2009, 07:43 AM

Originally Posted by Jenseno9

Wait let me get this straight. You want to pay a hooker to go down on her?!?! I'd suggest a shrink. hahaha

No kidding, I've been seeing a girl 2 months and have not gone down on her yet.

**Dukkit** · 03-19-2009, 07:51 AM

ive been paid for sex

but then again, im a whore

so what. lol

it only happened once and it was a surprise to me. i woke up and there was 140 bucks on top of my wallet and the chick had left.

**Hunter** · 03-19-2009, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by PKU

im just tired of the strip club and what not, would just rather pay lik $100 for a blowjob or something. Some of these chicks are smokin hot. I would love to give a chick some oral as well but its kinda risky on a hooker....But what makes this chick different than any chick you meet at a club and go down on?

she f$cks for a living
.

**firmechicano831** · 03-19-2009, 11:14 AM

I bet PKU is probably about 18, u can go down on DSM. He won't mind

**gixxerboy1** · 03-19-2009, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

No kidding, I've been seeing a girl 2 months and have not gone down on her yet.

what are you waiting for? Do you think you will find something out in the next month or so. Or magically anything she has will be gone if you wait long enough?