I kind of like you. Do you want to fight?

**Banelord** · 03-30-2009, 06:35 PM

I doing to this brazilan juit sui class and it my 5th class. Man the workout there is insane, and so are the girls. U go to have a lot of stamina to do this.
Anyways I see this girl that I am attracted to, and want to know more of. I can talk to her but I know I can know her more if we spar. it a mix class and the girls know how to fight. I know for a fact she will beat me, not because she strong and she is not a butch. She just knows a lot of moves. Should I spar with her and lose because that can be the only outcome of just try a nomal pick up?

**Chode Logan** · 03-30-2009, 06:39 PM

You are pretty terrible at the english language for a guy from north america. But besides that, train like Rocky and kick the shit out of her.

**MuscleScience** · 03-30-2009, 06:41 PM

Dont be a ***** just ask her out, if she says no then get her in a rear naked choke and hold it till the girl says yes.....LOL

**spywizard** · 03-30-2009, 06:43 PM

^^^ foreplay

**Nooomoto** · 03-30-2009, 06:53 PM

Curb stomp that slore.

***RAGE*** · 03-30-2009, 07:14 PM

I like the donkey punch move..it works good

**Banelord** · 03-30-2009, 07:16 PM

it going to be funny when she has me in a triangle and I tell her, hey would you like to have dinner sometime? LOL

***D7M*** · 03-30-2009, 07:16 PM

lol

these responses are hilarious.

**jbm** · 03-30-2009, 07:17 PM

yup! just spar then ask her out.

**DSM4Life** · 03-30-2009, 07:21 PM

You should spar with her and kick the ever living $hit out of her. Then she'll respect you.

***RAGE*** · 03-30-2009, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by Banelord

it going to be funny when she has me in a triangle and I tell her, hey would you like to have dinner sometime? LOL

look at it this way, if you go out and someone starts shit she can save your ass.

**Deltasaurus** · 03-30-2009, 07:30 PM

when you roll just muscle her and you should be ok. then say something catchy like its crazy how beautiful girl like you yadda yadda yadda.....you know

-AJ

**J-Dogg** · 03-30-2009, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

You should spar with her and kick the ever living $hit out of her. Then she'll respect you.

I agree,

And if you can get a bonner in the match, she'll know you like her and it will save having to tell her.

I'd suggest sweat pants, no underwear also.

**DSM4Life** · 03-30-2009, 07:38 PM

You could always finish her off with a Tea Baggin fatality if you want to get fancy.

**sloth9** · 03-30-2009, 07:45 PM

get ahold of her hair from behind and tell her that you slept with her sister and then hold on for dear life, ride that bull. But I guess you would have to get with her first, any way ride the bull all the way!

**jamyjamjr** · 03-30-2009, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleScience

Dont be a ***** just ask her out, if she says no then get her in a rear naked choke and hold it till the girl says yes.....LOL

exactly what i would do..

**higherdesire** · 03-30-2009, 08:59 PM

First things first JDogg NO relationship advice buddy!

Next to the OP, bro just tell her hey I thought about fighting you to break the ice, but when I realized I might loose your respect after you kicked my ass I decided to ask you out to see I if like you or not first, so would you like to get a cup of coffe with me? Maybe a little slap and tickle, nothing real seriuos though cause I'm not going to be a a sex toy for you, it's just coffee agreed?

And stick your hand out to shake on it.

**Brown Ninja** · 03-30-2009, 09:02 PM

check her oil

**higherdesire** · 03-30-2009, 09:40 PM

^^youre such a dipstick

**scerpico22** · 03-30-2009, 09:44 PM

what women would respect ant man they could beat up? man handle her and while you have her pinned down tell her that you are taking her out...simple...she will love it.

**Bojangles69** · 03-30-2009, 10:23 PM

While you are manhandling make sure you pop a boner just for added domination points.

**jbm** · 03-31-2009, 01:22 AM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

While you are manhandling make sure you pop a boner just for added domination points.

Yeah! the boner might do the trick!

**Chode Logan** · 03-31-2009, 02:02 AM

Boner solves everything.

**Chode Logan** · 03-31-2009, 02:03 AM

Put her in a triangle then hump the shit out of her face, then say all creepily "I wanna be yo daddy"

**reardbandit** · 03-31-2009, 02:41 AM

Let her put you in a triangle. That's close face proximity to the cookie. You may even be able to get a lay of the land before you ever get naked. Sweet! Then punch her in the face

**thai-lan** · 03-31-2009, 02:49 AM

haha get her in mouth and poke her with your boner , sure she will like it .. And you dont spar in bjj , you grapple or roll.. you spar in boxing or muay thai etc..

**CSAR** · 03-31-2009, 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

if you can get a bonner

How exactly does one get a bonner?!?!

**DSM4Life** · 03-31-2009, 05:30 AM

Originally Posted by CSAR

How exactly does one get a bonner?!?!

**GrapplerBake** · 03-31-2009, 11:47 AM

When grappling with girls, one big no-no is using too much strength to the point where you completely negate any of her techniques simply because you're over 2x her size and much more athletic than her. But it's also bad if you're a total fish out of water, getting punked by a little girl. However, if the girl knows that you can kick her ass, but you're being gentle with her, somehow they love that shit. Gentle to the point where you still gradually get her in a position where you eventually tap her out, but not using much strength at all. NEVER put all of your weight on her when you knee-on-stomach her.

Anyway, if you're going to ask her out, at least make a good impression on her first. But to each its own, your game may be different.

**GrapplerBake** · 03-31-2009, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by A2thej2008

when you roll just muscle her and you should be ok. then say something catchy like its crazy how beautiful girl like you yadda yadda yadda.....you know

-AJ

I would never go with something corny or "catchy". When the opportunity presents itself, just say that she's a beautiful girl to her face, but also have the demeanor that beautiful girls are not a big deal to her, like they're a dime a dozen. But hey, if you're able to make a girl laugh and shit, that'll work too.

**IronReload04** · 03-31-2009, 01:19 PM

ask her to spar and loser pays for dinner

**Surreal** · 03-31-2009, 02:15 PM

Toy with her. Let her come close to pinning you down, but deny her at the last second again and again and again! Play with her, but don't let her have it. The more you deny her, the more badly she'll want it! LOL!

**thai-lan** · 03-31-2009, 04:42 PM

**ni4ni** · 03-31-2009, 04:45 PM

thai, thats the pic right there
come whip my a$$ anytime girl

**Deltasaurus** · 03-31-2009, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by GrapplerBake

I would never go with something corny or "catchy". When the opportunity presents itself, just say that she's a beautiful girl to her face, but also have the demeanor that beautiful girls are not a big deal to her, like they're a dime a dozen. But hey, if you're able to make a girl laugh and shit, that'll work too.

yeah that will work LOL U---->