Making dinner with a girl

**Kratos** · 03-31-2009, 01:34 PM

Gotta make dinner with a chick tonight.
She sucks at cooking and I haven't made anything in a long time, nor do I have cook-books.

any ideas of what you would make that are easy and delicious?

keep in mind I don't want to be cooking all night
I want time to eat and have sex after

**l2elapse** · 03-31-2009, 01:39 PM

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Easy-Ye...on/Detail.aspx

simple and very delicious, i made this for my gf last weekend

**Dizz28** · 03-31-2009, 01:40 PM

Steak and fries. With some wine of course, for the romantic touch...

**Kratos** · 03-31-2009, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by Dizz28

Steak and fries. With some wine of course, for the romantic touch...

I forgot to mention she doesn't eat red meat.

**Dukkit** · 03-31-2009, 01:41 PM

just throw some pasta in a pot

grill up some chicken/shrimp

buy some sauce, throw in some fresh or canned tomatoes and seasoning

put it all together and you have a dinner

or simple yet good... tacos.
buy some meat (chicken or beef or turkey), cook it, have her cut the tomatoes and lettuce etc. (gives her a sense of purpose)

minus the red meat now that you mentioned it. lol. psht, girls

**Nooomoto** · 03-31-2009, 01:44 PM

Doesn't eat red meat!? Peace her out

**Dukkit** · 03-31-2009, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by Nooomoto

Doesn't eat red meat!? Peace her out

i concur. def not wifey material kratos. she better be good in bed

**AnimalGear** · 03-31-2009, 01:49 PM

try a chicken alfredo or something like that, with gralic bread maybe (brush your teeth after)

**scerpico22** · 03-31-2009, 01:50 PM

appetizer: buffalo mozzarella cheese with tomato and basil

main: grill chicken/shrimp, boil some some linguine - throw it all together with some alfredo sauce. toss in some sun dried tomatoes at the end for a little extra flavor.

drink: couple bottles of a nice pinot nior

now your GTG...

**Surreal** · 03-31-2009, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I forgot to mention she doesn't eat red meat.

What about veal? Or maybe some salmon or shrimp? Shrimp is heathy, easy to cook, and don't require much effort to marinate. Add a salad, and then go out for some gelato for dessert.

**DSM4Life** · 03-31-2009, 02:24 PM

Get take out from a really nice Italian restaurant and pawn it off as your own.

**Matt** · 03-31-2009, 02:27 PM

Im not really into chicks that dont like putting my meat into their mouths...

**Anabolios** · 03-31-2009, 02:28 PM

I found a recipe for baked stuffed chicken with broccoli and cheese. There is this local restaurant that makes it in the area and it is one of my favorite foods. I always wondering about making it myself. Google baked stuff broccoli chicken looks good

Or the shrimp idea as previously mentioned is good too

**scerpico22** · 03-31-2009, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

Im not really into chicks that dont like putting my meat into their mouths...

yup...im with you there bro...

**Kratos** · 03-31-2009, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

i concur. def not wifey material kratos. she better be good in bed

I'm not happy about it. She thinks chickens are dumb enough that she doesn't feel bad eating them, but cows are not wtf?

**IronReload04** · 03-31-2009, 02:49 PM

very very very very easy bro......order takeout from somewhere, put it on a plate. it could be as simple as going to TGI friday's and ordering some chicken and pasta. get some wine......your golden.

**DSM4Life** · 03-31-2009, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I'm not happy about it. She thinks chickens are dumb enough that she doesn't feel bad eating them, but cows are not wtf?

Kratos, run away now ! Stop listening to your lower brain, its not worth it !!!

**Mammon** · 03-31-2009, 02:51 PM

stuffed shells.. easy as shit to make and good.. french bread.. (yeah i said it, french.lol)

boil the shells.. mix up ricotta cheese and canned spinach..
stuff the shells with that shit.. put the stuffed shells in a glass dish pour some sauce over it and some mozerella cheese.. slap that shit in the oven covered with tin foil for about 30 minutes at 350... BAM... thats good eatin.... lol

**Kratos** · 03-31-2009, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Kratos, run away now ! Stop listening to your lower brain, its not worth it !!!

I know I know
It's not as bad as this one time, I went out with this girl who was a totally veggie on a first date.
I ordered steak, she ordered this big salad thinga-ma-jig
After the waiter left she said, what the heck, I told you I don't eat meat and you're just going to eat that in front of me. Get the waiter and change your order.
I said no, it's not like I'm making you eat it.
She said, she couldn't sit there and watch me eat it. And if I wanted to eat steak, I'd have to do it alone.
I said OK, bye then.

So, I sat there, ate my two dinners alone, paid and left

**scerpico22** · 03-31-2009, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by Mammon

stuffed shells.. easy as shit to make and good.. french bread.. (yeah i said it, french.lol)

boil the shells.. mix up ricotta cheese and canned spinach..
stuff the shells with that shit.. put the stuffed shells in a glass dish pour some sauce over it and some mozerella cheese.. slap that shit in the oven covered with tin foil for about 30 minutes at 350... BAM... thats good eatin.... lol

thanks Emeril.....LOL

***D7M*** · 03-31-2009, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by Mammon

stuffed shells.. easy as shit to make and good.

oh man.

stuffed shells are great.

I can't remember the last time I had them, though.

***RAGE*** · 03-31-2009, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by Mammon

stuffed shells.. easy as shit to make and good.. french bread.. (yeah i said it, french.lol)

boil the shells.. mix up ricotta cheese and canned spinach..
stuff the shells with that shit.. put the stuffed shells in a glass dish pour some sauce over it and some mozerella cheese.. slap that shit in the oven covered with tin foil for about 30 minutes at 350... BAM... thats good eatin.... lol

all that and steroid advice, man I wish you were a girl

**Mammon** · 03-31-2009, 03:15 PM

sometimes i amaze myself... lol

**kman** · 03-31-2009, 04:02 PM

tossed salad!!!!!!

**Prada** · 03-31-2009, 04:04 PM

Foie Gras, filet mignon avec crevette.
Some Camembert and some Cabernet Sauvignon or Merlot.

The latter is what will corrupt her mind and grant you access into her.

**l2elapse** · 03-31-2009, 04:07 PM

no red meat, i couldnt live

**ni4ni** · 03-31-2009, 04:07 PM

toss her salad?

**xavier_888888** · 03-31-2009, 04:10 PM

Depends on her goals! Is she cutting or bulking ? LOL

**scerpico22** · 03-31-2009, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by kman

tossed salad!!!!!!

hey there's a GREAT idea! nothing like tossing her salad...all the taste without the calories!

**ni4ni** · 03-31-2009, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by xavier_888888

Depends on her goals! Is she cutting or bulking ? LOL

she's cutting

**Kratos** · 03-31-2009, 04:38 PM

thanks for the ideas guys.
she doesn't eat any meat that comes on the bone either. lol, fml
I'll give her a few options. Off to see if I can convince her of one thing that comes with a bone.

**stpete** · 03-31-2009, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I know I know
It's not as bad as this one time, I went out with this girl who was a totally veggie on a first date.
I ordered steak, she ordered this big salad thinga-ma-jig
After the waiter left she said, what the heck, I told you I don't eat meat and you're just going to eat that in front of me. Get the waiter and change your order.
I said no, it's not like I'm making you eat it.
She said, she couldn't sit there and watch me eat it. And if I wanted to eat steak, I'd have to do it alone.
I said OK, bye then.

So, I sat there, ate my two dinners alone, paid and left

LMAO. That broad had issues man.
As for dinner. Order chinese.

**scerpico22** · 03-31-2009, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I know I know
It's not as bad as this one time, I went out with this girl who was a totally veggie on a first date.
I ordered steak, she ordered this big salad thinga-ma-jig
After the waiter left she said, what the heck, I told you I don't eat meat and you're just going to eat that in front of me. Get the waiter and change your order.
I said no, it's not like I'm making you eat it.
She said, she couldn't sit there and watch me eat it. And if I wanted to eat steak, I'd have to do it alone.
I said OK, bye then.

So, I sat there, ate my two dinners alone, paid and left

bid salad and a steak dinner...all to my self sweet...then go home and have your way with her...

would have done the same thing...

**ni4ni** · 03-31-2009, 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

thanks for the ideas guys.
she doesn't eat any meat that comes on the bone either. lol, fml
I'll give her a few options. Off to see if I can convince her of one thing that comes with a bone.

GOOD LUCK- don't forget the pics!!

**Mammon** · 04-01-2009, 02:43 PM

so what happened...

**scerpico22** · 04-01-2009, 02:44 PM

curious also...what did you end up making?

**Kratos** · 04-01-2009, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by Mammon

so what happened...

did the stuffed shells thing. It was delicious and didn't take long at all.

I ended up doing all the work for the most part and dishes and she doesn't have a dishwasher, so I had to give em' a hand job.

We got busy and her dog wasn't happy about it and barked the whole time from behind it's gate in the kitchen. I hate that cock blocking son of a bitch.

**scerpico22** · 04-01-2009, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

did the stuffed shells thing. It was delicious and didn't take long at all.

I ended up doing all the work for the most part and dishes and she doesn't have a dishwasher, so I had to give em' a hand job.

We got busy and her dog wasn't happy about it and barked the whole time from behind it's gate in the kitchen. I hate that cock blocking son of a bitch.

sometimes, if you let the dog participate, he will gladly lick the back of your nutz while you lay the wood...and expect nothing but a fresh bowl of water in return...

glad it worked out for you bro...

**Shurik** · 04-01-2009, 03:43 PM

I like to take my women to asian places. As an appetizer they order Cho Kon It and usually finish up their meal with Cum Drop Soup. So far no complaints as of yet. Try it its pretty cost efficient too.