I know I know
It's not as bad as this one time, I went out with this girl who was a totally veggie on a first date.
I ordered steak, she ordered this big salad thinga-ma-jig
After the waiter left she said, what the heck, I told you I don't eat meat and you're just going to eat that in front of me. Get the waiter and change your order.
I said no, it's not like I'm making you eat it.
She said, she couldn't sit there and watch me eat it. And if I wanted to eat steak, I'd have to do it alone.
I said OK, bye then.
So, I sat there, ate my two dinners alone, paid and left
