Farting in the Gym

**Karo** · 04-01-2009, 01:00 PM

I had the worst case of the farts today in the gym. They stunk like rotten eggs too. Between sets I would walk around to the side of the gym that was empty, let er rip and then slowly make my way back to where I was working out.
Anyone got any other techniques they'd like to share?

***D7M*** · 04-01-2009, 01:04 PM

put on heads phones

that way you can't hear them.

**Dukkit** · 04-01-2009, 01:06 PM

i just walk into the gym's daycare and let it rip

then walk out

the kids get blamed for it

**scerpico22** · 04-01-2009, 01:06 PM

dont do legs on fart day

**IM708** · 04-01-2009, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

i just walk into the gym's daycare and let it rip

then walk out

the kids get blamed for it

or next to an old person, people will blame the old guy and assume he shit himself.

**Matt** · 04-01-2009, 01:08 PM

I used to try and make them as load as possible, that way people kept well clear. However this practice has stopped since i followed through and shit was running down my bare legs...

**mrdude** · 04-01-2009, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by scerpico22

dont do legs on fart day

LOL I did legpress one time on fartday.
It was in an old weightlifting gym with two floors. I was in the basement. It was on my last set of legpress or I didn´t want to continue because of that. I heard a guy ask some other guys if they have farted. That was a few years ago. Since then I have never farted again.

J/K Shit happends :P

**8iron** · 04-01-2009, 01:14 PM

i look for the guy that annoys me the most in the gym, and do a drive by!!!!!

**IM708** · 04-01-2009, 01:17 PM

**scerpico22** · 04-01-2009, 01:19 PM

**JiGGaMaN** · 04-01-2009, 01:19 PM

nothing helps you propel yourself back up at the bottom of a squat like a blast from the ass.

**Shurik** · 04-01-2009, 01:22 PM

lmao. Those are killer ideas.

**mrdude** · 04-01-2009, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by smoore990

i look for the guy that annoys me the most in the gym, and do a drive by!!!!!

lmao.

**Dizz28** · 04-01-2009, 02:51 PM

Some guy layed out a wicked protien fart doing situps. Made me gag, caught a mouthful of it

**Tigershark** · 04-01-2009, 04:06 PM

Finding someone else to blame is always a best bet.

**Reed** · 04-01-2009, 04:09 PM

Good way for me to clear some space....

always happens during leg presses damnit....

good video to watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGl_TEj1IIc

**Karo** · 04-01-2009, 04:18 PM

Was Marcus Ruhl seriously smoking in that video?

**Dizz28** · 04-01-2009, 05:04 PM

He was smoking...

Big GH belly of his in the beginning. That's one gaseus dude

**xavier_888888** · 04-01-2009, 05:11 PM

I fart then cover my nose. then look at the guy beside you so they think it was him.

**ni4ni** · 04-01-2009, 06:08 PM

thank God it wasn't a shart.
Can I use the God w/out offending someone?

**subaruwrx04** · 04-01-2009, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

I used to try and make them as load as possible, that way people kept well clear. However this practice has stopped since i followed through and shit was running down my bare legs...

LOL. Then the shit runs down.. I couldnt breathe for 5 minutes after I read this.

**jbm** · 04-01-2009, 08:04 PM

**Deltasaurus** · 04-01-2009, 08:31 PM

epic

**NBRD1808** · 04-01-2009, 08:36 PM

just fart and point at someone next to you.NO amount of them defending themselves and trying to blame it back on you (the offender) will help their cause its priceless.you will probably laugh that much you will fart again....just dont follow through like others

**IronReload04** · 04-01-2009, 09:06 PM

its farkin funny when you catch girls farting.

***RAGE*** · 04-01-2009, 09:09 PM

Girls that fart are nasty, but when a man farts and the gym is kool, as long as you dont shard...lol

**hellapimpin** · 04-01-2009, 09:11 PM

How funny i see this thread...i was just thinking WTF today, when some guy kept Ripping them by me..and they were F'n bad....i understand now...but damn...it grossed me out..and he had no shame about it..usually if i hafta rip one...i'll go where noone is..or step outside and do some dips or something..lol

**Dinosaur** · 04-02-2009, 12:11 AM

bring an air freshener along with you to the gym that way you will undercover agent operating in the dark.

**Skully44420** · 04-02-2009, 12:19 AM

I usually just let it go and try not to laugh as i see people covering their nose.

**CptAmericaX** · 04-02-2009, 12:21 AM

haha great post gym farting aww man, Ima go with whom ever said leg work outs on fart days are probaly one of the worst.

**Schmidty** · 04-02-2009, 01:01 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

Good way for me to clear some space....

always happens during leg presses damnit....

good video to watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGl_TEj1IIc

Hes gota be on pgcl to be farting that much and burping like that lol or hes just a gassy cat

**Karo** · 04-02-2009, 04:03 AM

Originally Posted by Dizz28

He was smoking...

Big GH belly of his in the beginning. That's one gaseus dude

I'm more disgusted by that than the farting! I've never seen a pro bodybuilder smoke before

**learnerdriver** · 04-02-2009, 04:32 AM

mike mentzer used to smoke and said he loved it. You would be surprised how many probably do smoke.

**DSM4Life** · 04-02-2009, 05:12 AM

I almost $hit myself on the leg sled one day

**jbm** · 04-02-2009, 05:21 AM

Originally Posted by Karo

I'm more disgusted by that than the farting! I've never seen a pro bodybuilder smoke before

Markus Ruhl! bro... If you saw his video.

**Skully44420** · 04-02-2009, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

I almost $hit myself on the leg sled one day

too much lovin' the night before?

**firmechicano831** · 04-02-2009, 10:24 AM

Sometimes I go to the restroom and if someone is taking a shit I go to the one next to it and fart real quick and get out. By the time the next person walks in they think the smell if from the guy taking a shit. LOL