View Poll Results: How was your last crap?

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  • The perfect shit! Zips out, nothing to wipe.

    4 17.39%
  • Ghost shit. Feels like you're passing a cinder block and there is almost nothing in the bowl.

    1 4.35%
  • Peanut butter special. Wiping it is kinda like trying to wipe peanut butter off a broccoli!

    6 26.09%
  • Nuclear Sub Shit. Holy cow, it was so big you had to stand up and it felt like a buick was driving out your butt!

    6 26.09%
  • Normal diarhea. Runny runny!

    0 0%
  • Explosive diarhea. How the fuck did it get all the way under the rim and seat!?

    2 8.70%
  • Rabbit shit. Slight case of constipation?

    3 13.04%
  • Corny cobbler. No comments....

    1 4.35%
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Thread: Shit!

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    Talking Shit!

    Hmmm flu + clomid = very unpleasant craps!



    Red

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    This is probably about the strangest pole I've ever seen. I don't think Theron ever did this one.

    But, I've been a littl more solid than I like. I'm on keto so the lack of fiber is starting to get to me.

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    WTF is this all about anyway

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    I like the perfect shit, but I usally get the one that takes you thirty minutes to wipe your ass! I dont think a thread can get any lower then this.

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    Originally posted by Big Rush
    WTF is this all about anyway
    Hee hee don't ask... I've been sick as hell with the flu since wednesday and have enough different medications in me to knock over a mammoth.

    This poll is the brainchild of my sitting you know where wiping you know what for half an hour (I'll let you guess what kind it was...). And to make things real interesting, I was at work, so none of this comfy Charmin or Cottonelle soft paper... the stuff they got there would scratch the paint off a Caterpillar front end Loader and is so thin you could use it for transparencies...

    Hey whats life without a little potty humour (shit if my 9 year old saw me writing stuff like that....)

    Red

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    i can't believe i'm eating while reading this...=P

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    It's almost ALWAYS the peanut butter for me! And having a VERY hairy ass just does NOT help!!!

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    Haha, awesome. I usually have the peanut butter one also :P

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    Boing!

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    Look what just sprung up out of the toilet!!!...lol

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    Well **** it flush...quickly! hahahaha

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    I can't believe this thread is back at the top!!!

    But since it is I've taken 3 ****s today and it's only a little pass noon...

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    Red your starting to scare me..you hanging with bigol' lately

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Red your starting to scare me..you hanging with bigol' lately
    Only if he leaves the lid up.

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    He he he he is it that obvious DeBull?

    Red

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    I can't believe Red made this thread....wow.... I voted though .hehe

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    Good thread

    but today I had 2 nuclear subs..

    see guys, leaving the lid up does cut down on splash back

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    Good thread

    but today I had 2 nuclear subs..

    see guys, leaving the lid up does cut down on splash back

    I 'd rather let the seat take the brunt of the disaster,but that's just me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    I 'd rather let the seat take the brunt of the disaster,but that's just me
    hey if there solid there aint nothing to worry about..

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    Just droped a nuclear.

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