The Mens Room

[Dukkit]

haha

the mens room sign is a neon sign

thats freakin pimp

i bet DSM was in charge of the sign

[T-MOS]

***** and the saga continues******

Meanwhile back at the men's room..........


*walks in, notices floor is covered in water and feces !!! can't hold it so tip toes over to the urinal which is clogged full of chew and cigarette butts....says fuk it and turns and just pisses all over the floor.....pockets the python and tip toes back out of this hell hole..... damn where the hell are all the mints???***

[Dobie-BOY]

I LOVE THIS BOARD AND ESPECIALLY THIS THREAD!!!
I hate cops. I have friends that are cops and I can't even respect them any more. How could a fukin assshole hypocrit cop get wasted and drive around while he's off duty then sleep at night knowing he has ****ed up so many people's life for the same thing he does weekly. I know assshole cops like that. I FUKIN HATE them. How could a cocck sucker bust an eighteen year old kid for having some weed and give him a felony conviction that will destroy any chances of a decent career when he becomes a man? Especially when YOU KNOW that same dick cop was a stoner himself once upon a time. What do you think the ratio is of cops who have never drank and driven or had some weed on them at one point in their life to cops who have never commited either offense? I totally understand wanting to be a public servant and wanting to help people as your career. BE A FUKIN FIREMAN!!!!! Cops are the kids in junior high school who volunteered to be "hallway monitors". Ha, remember those fags? (no offense DSM) If you are a cop, you can take offense to this. As a matter fact I hope you do!!!! As a matter of fact if your a cop and your a member of this board, juicin up on illegal steroids you are exactly the Fuk sticks Im talkin to!!

[BritishColumbian]

I LOVE THIS BOARD AND ESPECIALLY THIS THREAD!!!
I hate cops. I have friends that are cops and I can't even respect them any more. How could a fukin assshole hypocrit cop get wasted and drive around while he's off duty then sleep at night knowing he has ****ed up so many people's life for the same thing he does weekly. I know assshole cops like that. I FUKIN HATE them. How could a cocck sucker bust an eighteen year old kid for having some weed and give him a felony conviction that will destroy any chances of a decent career when he becomes a man? Especially when YOU KNOW that same dick cop was a stoner himself once upon a time. What do you think the ratio is of cops who have never drank and driven or had some weed on them at one point in their life to cops who have never commited either offense? I totally understand wanting to be a public servant and wanting to help people as your career. BE A FUKIN FIREMAN!!!!! Cops are the kids in junior high school who volunteered to be "hallway monitors". Ha, remember those fags? (no offense DSM) If you are a cop, you can take offense to this. As a matter fact I hope you do!!!! As a matter of fact if your a cop and your a member of this board, juicin up on illegal steroids you are exactly the Fuk sticks Im talkin to!!

SOLID FVCKING POST! I was even shot in the leg by an off duty cop who was drunk out of his mind at the time, his ol'lady told me they were broke up.

[Dobie-BOY]

solid fvcking post! I was even shot in the leg by an off duty cop who was drunk out of his mind at the time, his ol'lady told me they were broke up.

exactly!!!! Dude, thats fuked up!!! what happened to the POS cop?

[BritishColumbian]

He was left town, transfered i think?. But I never told anyone that he shot me. I was fvckin scared shitless. .22 in and out of my calf, aministered first aid myself. 21 years ago.
The best part of the mens room is the LOLcats!

[Dobie-BOY]

sorry i came by.

hahahahahahah!!!!! Not me!!!!!

[Dobie-BOY]

He was left town, transfered i think?. But I never told anyone that he shot me. I was fvckin scared shitless. .22 in and out of my calf, aministered first aid myself. 21 years ago.
The best part of the mens room is the LOLcats!

he probably went back to his home town so he could suck on his mothers hairy ball sack.

[Dukkit]

one time some cops raided my house and arrested me for possesion of a white substance

as the cop was driving me to the station... he took the baggie (my baggie) out of an evidence bag that was on the seat next to him and stuck his finger in... then applied said finger to his gums. then proceeded to tell me that my stuff was whack and he could get purer shit.

seriously??

i was like your gay and you look like a 70's porn star with a mullet. which he did

[Skully44420]

I LOVE THIS BOARD AND ESPECIALLY THIS THREAD!!!
I hate cops. I have friends that are cops and I can't even respect them any more. How could a fukin assshole hypocrit cop get wasted and drive around while he's off duty then sleep at night knowing he has ****ed up so many people's life for the same thing he does weekly. I know assshole cops like that. I FUKIN HATE them. How could a cocck sucker bust an eighteen year old kid for having some weed and give him a felony conviction that will destroy any chances of a decent career when he becomes a man? Especially when YOU KNOW that same dick cop was a stoner himself once upon a time. What do you think the ratio is of cops who have never drank and driven or had some weed on them at one point in their life to cops who have never commited either offense? I totally understand wanting to be a public servant and wanting to help people as your career. BE A FUKIN FIREMAN!!!!! Cops are the kids in junior high school who volunteered to be "hallway monitors". Ha, remember those fags? (no offense DSM) If you are a cop, you can take offense to this. As a matter fact I hope you do!!!! As a matter of fact if your a cop and your a member of this board, juicin up on illegal steroids you are exactly the Fuk sticks Im talkin to!!

i know exactly what you are talking about. I've known a few of those fukksticks. My mom works at Applebees and she says that there are always off duty cops coming in and getting fukked up and driving home drunk. It's too bad that even if they called the cops on them...they would get away with it because the on duty cop is probably their friend.

[*RAGE*]

Prone, walks into and walked straight over to the toilet and opens the door, steps inside and closes door behind. Pulls pants down sits on toilet and sits down. Prone looks to the left and notices some writting on the wall, he reads

Here I sit on the pooper giving birth to a Florida State Trooper...

Pushes harder and notices more writting on the door

saying look left, on the left wall it says look right, on the right wall it says look left, this goes on for the next five minutes.

Prone stands up feeling dizzy and reliezes he has been watching toilet tennis.

wipes ass, flushes twice walks to the sink, washes hands, grabbs mint and walks out...

[Dobie-BOY]

speaking of dsm

i just want to say what a pleasure it is that he is such a fvcking cool gay man.

He doesn't get all bent out of shape and pissed off like some other gay men would with the way we can joke about him and bring him into our jokes !!!

I just think that is so great that he isn't uptight


ok, i will go wash my hands now

agreed!^^^^^^

[BritishColumbian]

i was like your gay and you look like a 70's porn star with a mullet. which he did

ROTFLOLasauras exellent comeback!

[BritishColumbian]

Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shit and stink,
but I come here to itch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.

[Dobie-BOY]

Oh man, I love cats, they are so cute.

I couldn't agree more. I love cats. They make great target practice. My dogs love them too, they think they taste great!!

[Dukkit]

is flying off of 400mg of caffeine, about to head to the gym

but is pretty comfortable in this place.

ill def have to visit more often

[scerpico22]

here i am im in a caper some one stole the toilet paper shall i sit here shall i linger or will i be forced to use my finger

[Dobie-BOY]

[QUOTE=MAD MATT;4543691]
The post whore thread should be deleted imo.
French people make me fuvking sick.
QUOTE]

x2

[BritishColumbian]

[Dukkit]

[QUOTE=Dobie-BOY;4547644]

The post whore thread should be deleted imo.
French people make me fuvking sick.
QUOTE]

x2

whoa whoa whoa!!

lets take a step back and breathe ppl!!

no cause to get all up in arms against the post whore thread

that thread and i go way back. we have a connection.

to delete that thread would be to delete every trace of me from this board

and i do not want that. so please. if your not into the whore thread... just stay out of its way.

[Dobie-BOY]

oh and you may not be able to isolate different parts of the chest but you can throw the focus more intensly on different parts. You cannot only use one part of the chest though so don't start no shit, I thought we were over that? Totally x2 on the if you don't want to play by the rules of our country that is ok but go somewhere you do want to play by the rules and quit bitching about it. Learn the language or get the fvck out. When I lived in germany, I LEARNED GERMAN!

Yep, FUCCKKK!! I FORGOT HOW MUCH SHIIIT PISSED ME OFF UNTIL I STARTED READIN THIS THREAD. Damn it, Wheres my rolaids?

[Dobie-BOY]

I dislike people that thing poverty is a race issue.
I dislke people that think if your from the south or the midwest your a mindless bible beater.
I dislike people that think cause I am christian I am close minded.
I dislike kids who think if they do anything correctly they deserve to be rewarded by there parents.
I really really despise people who look to the goverment for help constantly your much better off tighting your help then begging for help from the goverment.
I also really dislike those highschool kids who cut in front of me in there fast and furious rice burners.

WELL amen to that ALL brother!!! I hate when Im in line at wal-mart and I the Mexican family (not racist, Im actually related to a bunch of Mexicans through marriage and I love them) in front of me at wal mart with 4 kids ranging from newborn to 9 years old and theyre buying 50 dollars worth of baby formula with welfare checks AND THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!! What pisses me off even more is when I look a couple of lanes and see another mexican family DOING THE EXXACT SAME FUKKING THING!!!! UNFUKKING BELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[T-MOS]

[Dobie-BOY]

OH OH OH, I thought of another one!!! I hate men who act like bittches after they get in a fight with a friend and act like they are breaking up with you. Like after you and your friend get drunk, have a fist fight, sober up and the friend acts like a total BIITCH and can't just let it go!! Discusts me... Faggot, fairy bitcches!!

[Matt]

I hate fuvkers that lurk on this board without joining, i think their called guests..
I can see you bastards in the hot ass thread all the time...

[higherdesire]

Welcome dobie boy
*takes pencil form behind ear and writes something in The Book*
*grabs mop and starts mopping up for the night crowd, whistleing all the while wondering if whistling in the mens room is gay*

[BritishColumbian]

*Panic stricken and nauseas, staggers back into the mens room to use some soap and try to borrow somebody's cell phone, its quiet, to quiet...gawd it stinks in here, makes an effort not to breath through nose, finished drying hands on the used stained towel, throw it in the sink and glance at the bowl of mints on the counter...hmmm...grabs a handfull and chokes them back, wait....a...minute...the mints taste like roofie....fade to black....

[higherdesire]

*while standing on ladder hanging shiny disco ball, to go with the new sign outside, HD looks over shoulder and sees Britsh Colombian choke sdown the party favors. SHakes head*

[T-MOS]

move move , gotta go, gotta go

*rushing in to a stall* gets pants down quickly and sits in relief**** feels like this is gonna be a good one, settles in and looks at the writings on the walls..........

There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

[T-MOS]

* this feels good to finally get all this out of me**

looks at more writings

There once was a man Robin Hood
Who lived in a Knottingham wood
He learned how to f**k
from old Friar Tuck
And made Marion whenever he could

[T-MOS]

still more writings.....


There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

[BritishColumbian]

*Slowly regains contiousness on the slimy floor, damn, pants around ankles again, realizes for the fist time in my life, I am a POST WHORE.

[T-MOS]

*whistles while i continue to dump*
*gives courtesy Flush and continues reading the walls, this is gonna be a while*


A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates

[higherdesire]

*steps back to admire the changes to the marquis*

"Gettin' Out Of Order Tonight"

*grabs turntables and walks back in, bumps into Tmos*

sup

[T-MOS]

There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil

[T-MOS]

Sup HD, you got the place looking.....*grunts one out*** really good

[higherdesire]

TMos is on FI-YAH, FI-YAH dudu du dunt du dunt

[Skully44420]

a little roleplay huh?

[T-MOS]

There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!
Said the plumber still plumbing... It's me!

[higherdesire]

Chillin chillin. You sticking around tonight?