The Mens Room

[Charger527]

Walks into the mens room for the first time, stops two steps in, looks around but cant see more then two feet in front of him, whats with all this fog he thinks, notices a glowing light in the distance and walks towards it, steps on something and it lets out a load yelp, he stops steps back and another yelp, stuff it he thinks, flops out and has his piss, another yelp this one longer and finshed with a gargle, finishes up and walks out...

[Dukkit]

*bursts into the mens room, yelling... "HAVE NO FEAR!! THE DUKKSTER IS HERE!!"

realizes how gay that sounded and shuts up. with his head down, walks over to a urinal.

starts to bitch... about idiots he sees in the Gym who obviously use steroids. but obviously dont know how to PCT correctly. cuz every few months when they walk in... they are 15 pounds smaller then they were, and not 15 pounds like they were cutting or 15 pounds water weight. more like 15 pounds they just lost everything they gained on cycle. fukkin guys

shakes it. flushes it. walks out*

[higherdesire]

*bursts into the mens room, yelling... "HAVE NO FEAR!! THE DUKKSTER IS HERE!!"

realizes how gay that sounded and shuts up. with his head down, walks over to a urinal.

starts to bitch... about idiots he sees in the Gym who obviously use steroids. but obviously dont know how to PCT correctly. cuz every few months when they walk in... they are 15 pounds smaller then they were, and not 15 pounds like they were cutting or 15 pounds water weight. more like 15 pounds they just lost everything they gained on cycle. fukkin guys

shakes it. flushes it. walks out*

*puts gun back under the sink, stands up, removes latex gloves and discards, while washing hands thinks, 'guy is 35 wants to do his first cycle and is out of shape already and is getting advice on what to take. No thought for the fact that he will be worse off afterwards than when he started becasue he has no work ethic, bf% is too high, and has never heard of pct.' Fvckit now I sound like dukkit. kneels down to grab gun, sees mints grabs one instead to ease the pain, walks out*

[Dukkit]

fukkin economy is pathetic

fukkin work sucks

fukkin car is dead.

fukkin walkin to work or begging for rides

fukkin broke. no money in the bank

fukkin wanna cycle soo hard!!

fukkin too many women on my hands and i cant keep up with em all

fukkin back hurts

fukkin need surgery for my carpal tunnel

fukkin leg day today

fukkin fukk fukk

but i still got you guys!!!

[higherdesire]

So how do you feel otherwise?

[BritishColumbian]

cheer up Dukk

[Dukkit]

oh i feel great

I

FEEL

GREAT!!!

whoohooo!! sweaty balls... in yo face!!

[scerpico22]

oh i feel great

I

FEEL

GREAT!!!

whoohooo!! sweaty balls... in yo face!!

thats some funny shit right there...

[higherdesire]

my eyes! MY EYES! they're stinging from dukkit's sweaty bb's! I must exact revenge on this rampaging fool!

*grabs bowl of mints and heads to last stall unzipping fly...snickering like Snidely Whiplash all the while*

[Dukkit]

just dried all my ball sweat on Hollywood Jacks hair

[*RAGE*]

walks into the mens room and yells, Who the fuvk is the j432s ass much, I want to kill him.....splashes water on his face, notice mints smell funny walks out....

[jbm]

walks into the mens room and yells, Who the fuvk is the j432s ass much, I want to kill him.....splashes water on his face, notice mints smell funny walks out....

[WARMachine]

First off, i cannot believe this bitch has run 20 pages deep in a week.

I hate it in the q&a forum when a newbie comes on asking about a cycle so you ask for their stats, then the next member comes on giving them the answers before recieving the stats. I want to kill these people..

I hate it when people start a thread on subjects that have already been discused a thousand times..

FVCKIN A!

[higherdesire]

ahem, that is 21 to you sir

[Charger527]

Walks in, happy its payday tommorro yay

[CSAR]

Time to drop an afternoon log...

Hey can we get a "Washlet" in here?

[jbm]

[jbm]

[higherdesire]

Upgrading the mnes room early this morning boys? BTW, CSAR wipees are in the closet.

[Dukkit]

*comes in.... walks over to the urinal, grabs it.... and with a loud bellowing rawr, rips it off the wall, throws it up and over into the one of the stalls not caring if anyones occupying it.

walks out muttering under his breath... GOD I LOVE TREN !!!*

[*RAGE*]

Sitting there minding my own business taking a dump and a fuvking urinal hits me in the fuvking head, hears God I LOVE TREN , and the door shuts, pushes urinal off head pounder back when I did my last cycle with TREN, smiles and continue to take shit......

[*RAGE*]

Finishes wipes ass, walks and washes hands, skips mints, goes into the lounge. Notices thread about another fuvking girl problem, reads thread, pulls out hair, yells at computer, punches computer, walks back into mens room and say WHO FUVKING CARES IF A GIRL YOU DATED A YEAR AGO DOES NOT WANT TO BE YOUR SORRY ASS FRIEND ON MYSPACE closes computer and walks into bedroom. Notice wife is still sleeping, pulls out cock and rams it into her ass.....Cops show up..tells them about thread listed above, cops leave feeling sorry for me....turns around and walks out of mens room...

[T-MOS]

^^^^LOLOLOLOL

*thinks to myself, I need to go to the men's room more often**...lolol

Wonders why mints smell funny today hmmmmmm

[D7M]

Finishes wipes ass, walks and washes hands, skips mints, goes into the lounge. Notices thread about another fuvking girl problem, reads thread, pulls out hair, yells at computer, punches computer, walks back into mens room and say WHO FUVKING CARES IF A GIRL YOU DATED A YEAR AGO DOES NOT WANT TO BE YOUR SORRY ASS FRIEND ON MYSPACE closes computer and walks into bedroom. Notice wife is still sleeping, pulls out cock and rams it into her ass.....Cops show up..tells them about thread listed above, cops leave feeling sorry for me....turns around and walks out of mens room...

it was facebook, prone. not myspace.

that's a *whole* different story than myspace!

[MASTER]

Damn i hate it when dingleberries get caught up tightly in my ass goatee, removing them = ouchies.

[D7M]

*goes in men's room, whips out I-phone, surfs boards for a while trying to hide from meetings I have to go to all fcking day*

[Dukkit]

ahh

the freedom of the mens room is unsurpassed

[scerpico22]

*walks into the bathroom cuz i need to freshen my breathe with one of those tasty mints...goes to the sink, checks the face one time...ahhhh perfect....reached over for a mint grabs two, about to eat'm and WTF...they smell like _______. throws them back in the basket and out I go...

[scerpico22]

* walks back in to take a serious piss...notices quite possibly the BEST urinal ever! Ahhhhhhhhhh, nice change to the place. shakes twice zips up and out the door.

[Dukkit]

quite possibly the BEST urinal ever!

hahahahahah
thats freaking awesome

[Dukkit]

*rushes in.... hurries to trash can, digs under the pile of trash and pulls out a sealed box. slices open the box. grabs his stash of tren .

walks over to the sink. looks in the mirror and with a clint eastwood imitation... says. "do ya feel lucky, punk? well, do ya?

screams... fukk yea boy!!!! and stabs 3 syringes of tren into his quad. injects. cleans up

then stares at himself in the mirror for 45 mins while pinching his nipples the entire time.

mumbling things about fig newtons, ugg boots and mexicans*

[higherdesire]

Hey WTF is on thier backs? a breathilizer? And the first one has a cast on! How awsome, ****ing handicaps! Got to love our little get away!

[scerpico22]

Hey WTF is on thier backs? a breathilizer? And the first one has a cast on! How awsome, ****ing handicaps! Got to love our little get away!

plus they have no arms...so they CANT wiggle away! they have to just stand there and TAKE IT - LOL

[higherdesire]

*wlaks in grabs sealed box, rips it open, bites off top of test e bottle, drop sweat pants, rips off duct tape exposing incision pour in the goods, folds tape back over wound, pulls up sweats. Looks at dukkit like Clint Eastwood, and says "you the one who puts sweaty balls in peoples face?" said around a piece of straw in his mouth.

[higherdesire]

plus they have no arms...so they CANT wiggle away! they have to just stand there and TAKE IT - LOL

SA WEE_EET! *in high pitched voice*

[BritishColumbian]

Walks in feeling acomplished after leaving BTM0085 an original photo shop by BC. Looks around at the freekishness going on, smiles, nods and exits nervously.

[Dukkit]

*wlaks in grabs sealed box, rips it open, bites off top of test e bottle, drop sweat pants, rips off duct tape exposing incision pour in the goods, folds tape back over wound, pulls up sweats. Looks at dukkit like Clint Eastwood, and says "you the one who puts sweaty balls in peoples face?" said around a piece of straw in his mouth.

*watches HD pour into his incision and thinks... why havent i fukkin thought of that?

hears HD ask him the sweaty ball question and isnt sure how to answer... HD may want my balls in his face. but i dont know him that well yet.*

[*RAGE*]

it was facebook, prone. not myspace.

that's a *whole* different story than myspace!

I stand correct, It was a type O.......I am lossing it, wait, runs out of the bathroom ans say where did it go.....lol

[calgarian]

Move over fvckers..... I just need to fvck this chick in the butt behind close doors

[higherdesire]

oh i feel great

I

FEEL

GREAT!!!

whoohooo!! sweaty balls... in yo face!!

*watches HD pour into his incision and thinks... why havent i fukkin thought of that?

hears HD ask him the sweaty ball question and isnt sure how to answer... HD may want my balls in his face. but i dont know him that well yet.*

*said like clint eastwood*
Just a little reminder dukkit...I guess we do know each other that well huh?...punk?