The Mens Room

[T-MOS]

^^^ you are gonna want to delete the broken links as they are now pointing to porn sites!!

[BritishColumbian]

This is wierd, I am not seeing any broken links, please indicate post number of broken link

[T-MOS]

#1560 is broken and pointing to 2*******.net

[higherdesire]

walks in and notices new scruffy looking attandant selling candy and cologne. Offers me a snickers bar he already took out of the wrapper for me. I took it. THinks to self, damn when did they start putting corn in the snickers bars? As I wash hand I think, man my breath tastes like pooo. Grabs handful of mints and chows down. Washes melted chocolate off hands and cruises out/ As the door closes I hear uncotrollable laughter, WTF?

[DSM4Life]

walk in, farts, leaves.

[higherdesire]

bumps into DSM while storming back in to kick the attendants ass for that little candy bar trick I fell for, and gets hit by the stench of what must be the dead body being overheated by the vent. Wretches a couple of times and barfs in sink. does the firemans crawl out of the mens room. Hears DSM laughing outside. WTF?

[BritishColumbian]

*walks in , inhales fart, leaves smilling

[BritishColumbian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzZ-lCeeFAU

[*RAGE*]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzZ-lCeeFAU

OMG that was funny....

[jbm]

*walks in the mens room saw myself at the mirror. Shit! Damn! you look good today.... start jacking off... Done!...then leaves!* ahhhh.......

[jbm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzZ-lCeeFAU

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

[DSM4Life]

DSM had taco bell, walks in , goes to fart, shits on the floor, looks around walks out bathroom.

[jbm]

*DSM saw me and told me I'm too HOT!*

[vpchill]

*Yawn, Grabs the Paper walks in the stall squats and Releases all of last nights Protein shakes and Steaks. Ahhhh.
Opens the sports section and reads how A-rod gained 20lbs in highschool. Wonders how stupid this author can be not to realize he simply went thru puberty.
Uses the funny pages to wipe his ass, Strolls out and Throws a handful of dictacs in his poket for later.
Smells somthing funny by the vent, Waves it off as After stink. High fives the new attendant and strolls out.

[BritishColumbian]

DSM had taco bell, walks in , goes to fart, shits on the floor, looks around walks out bathroom.

wow...

[*RAGE*]

DSM had taco bell, walks in , goes to fart, shits on the floor, looks around walks out bathroom.

Walks in and notices shit on the floor but no toilet paper missing and the sinks are dry but he shit is freash, thinks toself, what a nasty fuvker that does not wipe nor washes hand no matter where he shits......lol

[*RAGE*]

After looking at the shit in the floor, yells a shout out for my boy T-MOS, the man of steel, thanks for watching my back bro, and getting ride of at POS j431s, you the man. Notices BC aka (internet tough guy) behind door number one, rolls shit up in papertowel and throw it behind door number one and runs out laughing the whole way back to the car.......

[higherdesire]

DSM had taco bell, walks in , goes to fart, shits on the floor, looks around walks out bathroom.

Loosing your grip there bro? You may need a vacation from the whut whut if you can't hold your mud no more!

[BritishColumbian]

Walks out of stall covered in DSM shit, cant believe it, going to faint, feeling wobbley, going down, SPLAT, passes out on the mens room floor, covered in feces.

[BritishColumbian]

0 and 5

[BritishColumbian]

Loosing your grip there bro? You may need a vacation from the whut whut if you can't hold your mud no more!

HD, you have a way with words man. 5/5

[higherdesire]

yeah, I am kinda poetic that way. I'm just sayin.

[higherdesire]

peeks head in door notices room is empty again. Turns out light and quielty closes door. Kinda sad, snifff sniff.

[Dukkit]

*walks in.

says fukk, its dark

covers his asshole with his hands.

runs into a stall and locks the door quick*

-to be continued

[WARMachine]

*walks in. Notcies Dukks shoes still under that stall. Geez i wonder how long hes been here for...

Walks over to the urinal and gets some of that pinapple orange juice outta my bladder. Doesn flush

Washes hands, drys hands with paper towel and throws it on the ceiling so it sticks. Shuts the light off, and walks out giggling.*

[higherdesire]

strolls into mens room and is admiring self in the mirror (never one to pass on an opportunity) and something falls on my head, WTF??? who threw the paper towel??? Checks all the stalls. Decides those guys have their hands full so it shouldn't have been them. Grabs mint and heads out wondering what might have been on the towel.

[WARMachine]

*Walks in. Eyes hurt SO bad after playing UFC Undisputed for countless hours.

Notices that there are no more penis mints. Damn... Reaches into pocket and pulls out some WAR mints for the dish. Mmmmm. Meaty...

Walks over to the urinal, takes a nice LOOOOONNNNGGGG piss while humming Rick Astley's - Never Gonna Give You Up. Shakes twice, Zips up, grabs some tasty WAR mints for the road.












































thats right, no hand wash... Mmmm.....*

[higherdesire]

Man Law (needs to be confirmed) MUST grab mints prior to touching male genetilia, unless otherwise noted.

[Dukkit]

*walks in.

says fukk, its dark

covers his asshole with his hands.

runs into a stall and locks the door quick*

-to be continued

*wakes up on the floor of a stall
24 hours has passed

first thought that comes to mind is...

what was the original point of this thread anyways? doesnt feel like going back 40 pages to find out so just says screw it

goes across the mens room. starts the coffee machine and goes back to the stall and sits to take his morning smash*

[jbm]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhh.......... What's up DUK?

[Dukkit]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhh.......... What's up DUK?

hey buddy!!

hows life?

[*RAGE*]

*walks into mens room, put hand down front of pants then down back of pants under the underwear and get the morning dew off of ass crack, looks down and see war ments, pulls hand out of pant and looks through ments, takes three off of the bottom and put them in pocket, turns around and walks out while laughing*

[Iron_Pig]

Walks in turns on lights looks around then locks all the stall doors from inside then leaves.

[Iron_Pig]

Hey, what a coincidence! I masturbate into your fiancée's panties!!!!

But do they fit

[Iron_Pig]

Ok that was like Gross

hey has anyone seen my panties in one of the stalls

[jbm]

hey buddy!!

hows life?

still have flu...

[higherdesire]

Dude who the fvck gets on a steroid forum and asks how to make money on the internet AND admits that he needs this advice because his wife is the only marketable family member? Hey CHAP, fvck you scrubs ass girly man.

[jbm]

Dude who the fvck gets on a steroid forum and asks how to make money on the internet AND admits that he needs this advice because his wife is the only marketable family member? Hey CHAP, fvck you scrubs ass girly man.

Who? Do I know him?

[higherdesire]

Check out his thread in the lounge about how to make money on the net

[jbm]

Check out his thread in the lounge about how to make money on the net

Hehe! post this in his thread bro! the best job ever!