The Mens Room

[higherdesire]

*thinks to self man I got to get rid of this outfit everyone is asking me for paper towels and cologne, now this midget with cauliflower ear slaps me! WTF?*

[CSAR]

*Walks into the Men's Room and sees destruction on the scale of Terminator 4 and Dukki in the corner rubbing one out to Miley Cyrus. Thinks, "WTF?!?...Hey, new mints!!!" Grabs a handful, pops them in, mmmmmm....anabolic tastiness....wait, what is this strange sensation I'm feeling?*

[DSM4Life]

[higherdesire]

and french fries love you too my friend

[CSAR]

[CSAR]

[higherdesire]

mmmm fries

[CSAR]

Dukki? Dukki? Is that you still in the corner?

Come out Dukki, it's alright now. That cyst-covered Brazilian Jiu Jitsu monster is gone now. Put down the Miley Cyrus magazine. Look! I even brought some mints!

[higherdesire]

The visual on this is not good!^^^ come on out dukki, come on, it's ok. Candy? Ride in a big car?

[Ernst]

Wanna pet HD's puppy? Get in the van...

[higherdesire]

Dude I almost spit my cottage cheese and PB all over the frggin place! That is some funny shi ite.

[BritishColumbian]

Do you actually eat PB % cottage cheese together? like mixed together? I have to try that!

[higherdesire]

I have learned to love it. One lump sum mixed together. I eat 1 1/2 cups with 2-4 tbs of natty PB every night before bedtime.

[WARMachine]

Dukki? Dukki? Is that you still in the corner?

Come out Dukki, it's alright now. That cyst-covered Brazilian Jiu Jitsu monster is gone now. Put down the Miley Cyrus magazine. Look! I even brought some mints!

Not so fast....

Wanna pet HD's puppy? Get in the van...

LMFAO!

[higherdesire]

43 pages of this shit...literally. We are desperate fools huh?

[WARMachine]

^ Ive been sick with the flu for the last 2 weeks. So ive been practically living on this site... Along with Bangbros... lol

Whats your excuse?










(and no motherfvcker, its not the swine flu. Ive heard enough jokes.)

[BritishColumbian]

Hey War Machine, I have been reading in the PCT section, you own it, Thank you, you are awesome!

[higherdesire]

^ Ive been sick with the flu for the last 2 weeks. So ive been practically living on this site... Along with Bangbros... lol

Whats your excuse?










(and no motherfvcker, its not the swine flu. Ive heard enough jokes.)

Shit I semi-retired a couple of months ago now I don;t know what to do half the time. So I hang out in mens rooms smart ass! And what are you a mind reader now? How did you know I was going to say swine flu? AS long as you aren't prego we should be cool huh? ....(You aren't are you?)

[wants2Bhuge]

whats with the mints and french fries....if i go into a stall with the glory hole will someone sell me steroids in there?

[WARMachine]

Shit I semi-retired a couple of months ago now I don;t know what to do half the time. So I hang out in mens rooms smart ass! And what are you a mind reader now? How did you know I was going to say swine flu? AS long as you aren't prego we should be cool huh? ....(You aren't are you?)

Lol...

Right to choose muthafvcka!

[WARMachine]

Hey War Machine, I have been reading in the PCT section, you own it, Thank you, you are awesome!

I try brutha!

Hopefully one day itll make me VET Green!

Have you read my sticky? I pimp that shit all over the board.

[scerpico22]

^ Ive been sick with the flu for the last 2 weeks. So ive been practically living on this site... Along with Bangbros... lol

Whats your excuse?










(and no motherfvcker, its not the swine flu. Ive heard enough jokes.)

bangbros...good...tube8...BETTER...

[higherdesire]

Lol...

Right to choose muthafvcka!

tru dat tru dat!

[vpchill]

Walks in, Whistling in the club by fitty cent! Wonders if the janitors on vacation! Steps 5 inches from the urinal and lets loose. Thinks to self, I need to drink more water. Trys to ignore Dukkits heavy breathing in the corner. Opens his duffle bag and drops some VP mints in the dish right next to the warmints and notices a dicktac on the floor. Shrugs it off and does the moonwalk out the door all the time wondering wtf was on that guys neck!

[Dukkit]

Dukki? Dukki? Is that you still in the corner?

Come out Dukki, it's alright now. That cyst-covered Brazilian Jiu Jitsu monster is gone now. Put down the Miley Cyrus magazine. Look! I even brought some mints!

The visual on this is not good!^^^ come on out dukki, come on, it's ok. Candy? Ride in a big car?

*finally finished rubbing one out

looks at the miley cyrus pics in disgusts. pitches them into the trash.

walks over to the sink and starts splashing water on his privates to soothe the rug/rub burns on his balls.


grabs a handfull of mints. chomp chomp chomp

looks in the mirror... strikes a most muscular pose... and screams "DO I NOT LOOK BIG TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

smiles

goes to the corner and grabs his clothes. walks out of the mens room, with clothes in hand. buck naked still.

sees sunlight for the first time in 3 days.

cringes*

[higherdesire]

VP, who in the hell whistles fitty cent? You whistle dixie, or oh come all ye faithful, but fitty? You my friend are a complexity beyond my comprehnsion. You got some white boy in you or something?

Whistles to rap, hmph. Even I know better than that!

[vpchill]

VP, who in the hell whistles fitty cent? You whistle dixie, or oh come all ye faithful, but fitty? You my friend are a complexity beyond my comprehnsion. You got some white boy in you or something?

Whistles to rap, hmph. Even I know better than that!

LMAOOOO. I was being original. I know a few people sat there and Tried to whistle!

[vpchill]

Walks in Whistles Fitty cent, then stops and joins HD in whistle chorus of Oh susanna.
- Thinks to self, Im glad dukkit finally got the hell outta here, it was kinda creepy. Notices barefoot prints on floor. HUH?

[higherdesire]

Hd notices VP in da hizzy and starts trying to whistle beastie boys she's crafty, but it sounds like old suzanna so he stops and camel walks out of the mens room with a pocket full of mints.

[Dukkit]

*is outside of the mens room, peeping in the windows

hears a strange and eerie whistling coming from within

thinks... twilight zone shit*

[BritishColumbian]

*Walks into mens room, looks at bowl of mints and Fina pellets, grabs a big handfull of Fina pellets and washes them down with water scooped out of the toilet with hands. Walks out and then right back in again, something is wrong, hears wistling and the hair on the back of head stands up, regressing to the time spent in prison. A hot rush comes over, folowed by a green skin pigment and the sound of ripping clothes. Lets out a horific scream. Punches every mirror and kicks every door off its hinges, rips a toilet off and smashes it on the floor. the wistling stops...stis down in middle of floor and starts sobbing uncontrolably, face buried in hands, snot and slober dripping onto the floor*

[higherdesire]

this is my 2000th post. I am a loser.

[vpchill]

this is my 2000th post. I am a loser.

X2 lol

[BritishColumbian]

[BritishColumbian]

[vpchill]

Walks in Whistling My Way by Sinatra, Chokes up for a moment. Realizes the mens room is a damn warzone! Notices clothes all over the place and skips over the madness to a half a stall still hanging on the wall. Lets out the gallon of OJ he just gulped down. Hears whimpering behind the trashed toilets and notices BC swollowing tears and Fina pellets.
Walks to finally wash hands and realizes there is no damn sink. only thing left is the bowl of vp mints he left earlier, grabs two and leaves doing a whistle remix of sinatra and fitty cent.
Thinx to self, I hope someone cleans this shvt up soon.

[BritishColumbian]

*walks in, feeling bad for all the damage. Gets on cell phone and calls the best Mens room crew in the book. Hangs up, they are on thier way! Walks out*

[BritishColumbian]

[higherdesire]

I've been a puppet a pauper a pirate a poet a pawn and a king, I've been up and down and over and out and I now thing...your heats in the car mines in dis bitvh!

I am going to hell for that I just know it.

[*RAGE*]

*walks into the mens room and say wtf happend here, Oh war mints (happy happy) takes out cock and rubs it on the mints for flavor. Starts talking to the work crew about my new bestfriend J431S and he wants me to get into the banana business with him. Js explains all I have to do is sleep with monkeys and they will give me bananas but one of the down fall is they have all gotten aids from him. I tell you guys it is hard being that guys friend. Looks down at mints and walks out laughing...*