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  1. 05-15-2009, 01:27 PM #1721
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    This is the top of page 44, post # 1721, I can see my house from here.
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  2. 05-15-2009, 01:47 PM #1722
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    wtf is prone up too?

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    Which bowl should I grab the mints from I don't want any of prones cockmints
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    *walks into mens room, wow that was some fuvked up shit, some dumb ass posted a thread about pm-ing people and sending them to a fuvked up website and getting ****** off, I fuvking flaming this cock wade and the next thing I know I was the OP and looking like a dumb ass. I bought a blunt from bgmc31 and wow it must have been some good shit or the fvcker was trying to kill me or something....or my new best friend j431s had put some kind of monkey elephant dick voodoo on me...but anyway I am safe now in the mens room looks down and all the war mints are still there, scraches head turns and walks out*
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  5. 05-15-2009, 05:17 PM #1725
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    *walks in...looks around cautiously...Dukki's no longer in the corner...I guess he got into HD's van after all...sees Prone rubbing his cock in the Warmints...thinks, "Hmmm...PronetoWarmints?"...picks out a few, taking care not to touch Prone's ginormous 5" kielbasa (when you've only got 3" of white fury, 5" looks pretty big)..."Oooooo! I feel strangely anabolic and erotic...erobolic?"...hears someone whistling rap and hip hop tunes...decides to whistle some Garth Brooks "Friends in Low Places" and heads into the shitter to take my morning glory and read the paper...*
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  6. 05-15-2009, 11:42 PM #1726
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    Hmm... empty mens room? Oooh, look at that sexy beast in the mirror. Yeah. Kevin Federline can't touch this. Flexes, purses lips. You're a naughty Ernst, aren't you? Yeah baby. That spray on tan looks sooo natural. Do some pull-ups on the stall door so my 12" guns look swole for the chickies at the club. Then grab some mints and leave.
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    walks in...hellooooooo...no answer. its safe...goes to the mirror pulls out the ultra spike gel from the pocket and wind blown spikes here we come....now im looking "guido" and ready to get the chickies...grab my Gucci OVERSIZED glasses...slip'em on...drop to the floor bust out 50 push-ups...flex twice...damn thats a monster staring back at me...2 mints and out the door...
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  8. 05-16-2009, 01:12 AM #1728
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    walks in. takes a piss. scratches ass. shakes. heads to sink. brushes teeth. looks at self in the mirror. off to bed.
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    *walks in looks at the mirror.. and shouts Damn you look good tonight... then jacks off!!!! uhhh........*
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  10. 05-17-2009, 07:19 PM #1730
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    *Walks in and notices no one has been in the mens room for a while, pull out chicken and start to choke it untill it pucks on the warmints, "Protein" turns and walk out*
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  11. 05-18-2009, 03:24 AM #1731
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    Walks in and Notices its empty. Must be a case of the Mondays
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  19. 05-18-2009, 08:31 PM #1739
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    Monday bloody monday. naw what I'm sayin?
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    Im in the mens room because im a homo
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  23. 05-18-2009, 08:39 PM #1743
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    *Dont tell anyone that I am undercover as a sheep but really I am a wolf waiting to attack* how does it look, can you guys cant tell it is really me?
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  24. 05-18-2009, 08:40 PM #1744
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    Prone? prone? you out there buddy? Alli Alli in come free///
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    *Dont tell anyone that I am undercover as a sheep but really I am a wolf waiting to attack* Who does it look you guys cant tell it is really me right?
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  27. 05-18-2009, 08:45 PM #1747
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    prone 2hide
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
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    I am trying to fool j431s and bgmc31 in believing I am a helpless sheep......lol
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    you for got

    prone2conquer...lol
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    what big eyes you have prone...
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  31. 05-18-2009, 08:48 PM #1751
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    that's effective.... I did not even recognized you....
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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    what big eyes you have prone...
    come closer little black j431s. What did you bring grandma?
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    i didnt for got shit bro, I may not have remembered but I don't for got. I did not for got to grab that 40 grand form my guy today!
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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    i didnt for got shit bro, I may not have remembered but I don't for got. I did not for got to grab that 40 grand form my guy today!
    40 grand my best friend in the world, what 40 grand?
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    I sold a guy today on a plan I have that will sell him a house and get me some time...in the bahamas this summer! What do I know though. i am just a slug tryin to get across the road. BTW, I discounted the deal that I overpriced to begin with to ahve him fix my poutdoor water feature on my patio. Should I shoe the phote of my little project while I have been drinking?
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    hell to the yea bro...
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    hell to the yea bro...
    Ok here is the work in process. Two water falls, about 17-18ft up, 3000 gallons in the bottom retention. koi are going in upon completion. this is my bbq area.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    hell to the yea bro...
    I don't know, but that sheep is looking pretty good!!! back that baaaaaassss up here baby

    are you my daaaaaaaa dee,

    how was it for you my dear........ not Bahhhhh hhhh d
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