Have you ever NEEDED to call the cops?

[Ernst]

Have you ever NEEDED to call the cops for a problem you absolutely could not have handled on your own? If so, what qualified?

You know, I was thinking about it, and in 27 years on this planet I have never run into a problem I could not have solved myself.

[Matt]

Not in over thirty years lol, never will...

[IM708]

Have you ever NEEDED to call the cops for a problem you absolutely could not have handled on your own? If so, what qualified?

You know, I was thinking about it, and in 27 years on this planet I have never run into a problem I could not have solved myself.

I had to call the cops on your mom for how naughty she was in bed.





Oh snap

[jfalco]

Cops are useless. If you can't handle it on your own, better hope you have some good friends.

[Ernst]

Can't handle a 5 foot tall woman in the sack, huh iron? Some poor excuse for a man you are. Oh snap.

[RuhlFreak55]

my mom has on more than one occasion.....mostly weird ass people showing up at our house not leaving and dad not being home.
personally the only reason i can fathom that i'd ever call the police is if i found a dead body or something along those lines...

[Ernst]

personally the only reason i can fathom that i'd ever call the police is if i found a dead body...

You could solve that yourself. You're just too lazy to dig a hole.

[DSM4Life]

my mom has on more than one occasion.....mostly weird ass people showing up at our house not leaving

So what did they do when they figured out it was just you ?

[Matt]

So what did they do when they figured out it was just you ?

Darn it, i was going to say that...

You stole my thunder..

[Ernst]

my mom has on more than one occasion.....mostly weird ass people showing up at our house not leaving and dad not being home.

They're called Jehovah's Witnesses.

[higherdesire]

my mom has on more than one occasion.....mostly weird ass people showing up at our house not leaving and dad not being home.
personally the only reason i can fathom that i'd ever call the police is if i found a dead body or something along those lines...

Just trying to get to the bottom of this; so yourt Mom has to call the cops on the wierd men she has over when your Dad isn't there?

[jimmyinkedup]

yes once...a crazy guy at the gym who was laying on the ground talking to god (no bs) attacked a woman as i was walking up. She had stopped her car and got out to see if he was ok (turns out shes a nurse) and he ran up and started screaming in her face. I got between the 2 of them and started walking the guy back ...meanwhile in my other hand i called 911 with my cell. The guy was grabbing my shirt and started walking me backward - i knew he was nuts or wacked on drugs so i didnt wanna deck him. At any rate the 911 op was useless saying you need to remove yourself from this situation ...i said i cant hes going after a lady ...she said it again i said whatever told her where i was and to send the cops. hung up and at this point the guy was saying oh big man coming to the rescue as he was pushing me backward my hands up in the air again not wanting to deck him ...he ripped my t shirt 1/2 off and as my feet got to the concrete stop at the end of the parking space i had enough. I grabbed him...hip tossed him onto his back where he slammed his head on the ground. Laying there he looked up and felt the back of his head and said "oh no ...oh no now we got problems now there is blood" ...meanwhile no cops...several people were now watching him after about 4 mins he stoop up and started walking twords end of parking lot STILL no cops.......took the cops about 15 minutes to arrive...which was too late b/c the guy then drove his car into the side of the gym ...right into a cinder block wall! To this day the wall color doesnt match where it was patched! True Story - At any rate ....cops and 911 op were quite a disappointment
Oh turns out later came to find out the dude had stopped his meds and was being treated as schizophrenic ....

[D7M]

^schizophrenia is a serious disorder. seriously.

[T_Own]

Just trying to get to the bottom of this; so yourt Mom has to call the cops on the wierd men she has over when your Dad isn't there?

hahahaha niceeeee.

who are you?
i'm here for the gangbang.

no one in my house ever has. one time was the fire co cause my mom almost burned the house down. amidst her attempting to cook, she set the oven on fire, and i'm sure she could put it out herself, but with 3 little kids in the house, she didn't take any chances. it was contained and everything though

[jimmyinkedup]

^schizophrenia is a serious disorder. seriously.

^^ i know --thats why i ddint just deck him and was a patient as i could be..i knew something was wrong ....the woman he went after commented to me and to the police how well i handled it and was not confrontational or offensive in my actions at all. It was pretty strange experience - almost surreal...

[RuhlFreak55]

You could solve that yourself. You're just too lazy to dig a hole.

true...not to mention you dig a hole then when they find it you're a murder suspect!!!

So what did they do when they figured out it was just you ?

I have never stumbled up to the front porch drunk off my ass heedless of the 130 pound rottweiler threatening to eat me.

They're called Jehovah's Witnesses.

we got them good they don't come back anymore....and no i didn't have to dig a hole!!

Just trying to get to the bottom of this; so yourt Mom has to call the cops on the wierd men she has over when your Dad isn't there?

yea......not so much.....weird as in drunk on drugs or hurt walking around without a car where we live 10miles from another house....

[gymnerd]

My ex called the cops because her sisters boyfreind was trying to break the door down or some shit (long story) well when he stopped I exploded out in the hallway he almost shit himself dropped the pipe he was holding and ran so I chased him and caught him in the back of the head with a shot, sent him down a flight of stairs. When we got downstairs the cop's were there and they told me that he could press charges on me because I left the apt. and attacked first nothing came of it but useless bastards IMO. This was a long time ago.

[WOLFCRAFT]

I called the cops on myself once.
I was piss drunk and angry over a friend dying. So I called the cops and told them to come to my house. I then ran outside, called them cocksuckers, and took a swing at one.
Needless to say, I got my ass kicked and woke up in jail.

I'm a genius.

[DSM4Life]

My ex called the cops because her sisters boyfreind was trying to break the door down or some shit (long story) well when he stopped I exploded out in the hallway he almost shit himself dropped the pipe he was holding and ran so I chased him and caught him in the back of the head with a shot, sent him down a flight of stairs. When we got downstairs the cop's were there and they told me that he could press charges on me because I left the apt. and attacked first nothing came of it but useless bastards IMO. This was a long time ago.

They are right. You are in your rights to protect yourself in your home but once you chase him outside you are no longer in danger. Now he is in danger.

[jimmyinkedup]

^^^ right on the money ....i got in trouble for confronting someone trying to steal my truck and beating their ass ....i had charges (by the police - lovely commonwealth states) brought against me. Of course so did he.....

[BuffedGuy]

I called the cops when I saw tupac. I also grabbed my glock.

[Matt]

I just called the cops cus i heard someone in here talk about steroids ...

Run everyone their on their way...

[Hunter-S-Thompson]

never have, never will, fukk tha police

[CBGB]

About four years ago I called the police after dealing with a self-defense type situation. They didn't see it as self defense and I ended up locked up. Never again. Spent a year of my life dealing with that shit. Never again!

[firmechicano831]

only twice, last year was the year. They broke in my house and stole some shit and then they broke my 7 series windows and didn't tall shit. I wish I knew who was it, id fuc.ken hit them with the 1911.

[jbm]

Called to cops when me and my ex girlfriend had a fight she gave me an arm bar!

[kaberle_15]

I called the cops when my house was broken into, they said they couldn't help me and didn't come for over 8 hours.

[Nooomoto]

Never...always handled things myself. Cops always show up after the fact and don't do anything useful.

[spywizard]

yep, in the eyes of the courts in this land, there is a complainant, and a victim..

you figure it out...

[j4ever41]

I called the cops when I saw tupac. I also grabbed my glock.

hahaha, grab your glock when you see tupac.

[*RAGE*]

I had to call the police on Brown ninja's grandma, because when i was eating her out she was hitting me in the head with her fat roll...She is on VAR so it is understandable....

[IM708]

Can't handle a 5 foot tall woman in the sack, huh iron? Some poor excuse for a man you are. Oh snap.

You obviously don't know her like I do...

[DFDub]

I dont need the cops. I live in Texas and own many guns.

[jfalco]

only twice, last year was the year. They broke in my house and stole some shit and then they broke my 7 series windows and didn't tall shit. I wish I knew who was it, id fuc.ken hit them with the 1911.

cops useless

[jfalco]

About four years ago I called the police after dealing with a self-defense type situation. They didn't see it as self defense and I ended up locked up. Never again. Spent a year of my life dealing with that shit. Never again!

cops useless

[jfalco]

I called the cops when my house was broken into, they said they couldn't help me and didn't come for over 8 hours.

cops useless

[jfalco]

cops can't even direct trafic. they will never do anything positive. If you are the victum of a crime they will net solve it. they will lie to **** you over. no point calling those assholes.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Nope.

These are my "cops"

[jbm]

Nope.

These are my "cops"

Nice Cops bro...

[jbm]