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  1. 04-06-2009, 09:09 AM #1
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    Criagslist Pro, my experience anyone else??

    Well, we were at a bachelor, turns out the best man found the strippers off of craigslist. Actually they were from the college "yea right" anyway it was my turn so i was in the bedroom with this girl, 22 yrs old blond a little stoned, but she was 5'4 about 120 lbs she was pretty i guess.

    Not too bad..


    Anyway, she was on the bed talking all sexy while i took off my clothes, once i was naked she started telling me to 'come on, give it to me"... but i took my time while i just looked at her and started putting cotton in my ears and my nose.. She said to me "what are you putting cotton in your ears and nose for??" I said because i hate the sound of screaming woman and burning rubber"

    Cause that's just how we rolls..
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  2. 04-06-2009, 09:13 AM #2
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    I met a girl off craigslist before. Super cute pictures, she ended up being a fatty.
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    Spywizard, you pulled me up the other day for bad spelling..

    Fuvk dude your worse than me..
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  4. 04-06-2009, 09:39 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Spywizard, you pulled me up the other day for bad spelling..

    Fuvk dude your worse than me..

    did i?? don't remember.. sorry..

    ie spell check doesn't show anything..

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    I was looking at how you took your close off, i think its spelt clothes..

    But hell my spelling is bad so what do i know...
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    ive banged probably more then 10 chicks off of craigslist

    ive thoroughly enjoyed everyone of them too.

    you just gotta weed through the fat ugly ones and find the cute ones
    most were cute. id say id rate them 6-8's.
    only 3 were above 8's

    but the cute ones are the ones who are amazing in bed

    so yep.... i love craigslist
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    so?/ did no one catch my little joke?? it's an old one and i did weave it into a little story?? cotton?? ears?? nose??

    get it??
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    so?/ did no one catch my little joke?? it's an old one and i did weave it into a little story?? cotton?? ears?? nose??

    get it??
    i don't get it?
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    good one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    I met a girl off craigslist before. Super cute pictures, she ended up being a fatty.
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    I sometimes just look at the penis pics but would never meet someone off there.....anymore.
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    Shes fvckn gross Im sorry.
    Maybe just a bad pic but eww
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    Better be careful with that stuff. Woman got busted yesterday in GA for prostitution on Craig's List. That blonde looks like she works in a massage parlor with happy endings.
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    hahahaaaaa

    ok.. it's a joke you guys, i pulled the pic off of tinypic.com

    they joke is about me putting cotton in my nose and ears..

    thanks for going along with it..
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    hahahaaaaa

    ok.. it's a joke you guys, i pulled the pic off of tinypic.com

    they joke is about me putting cotton in my nose and ears..

    thanks for going along with it..
    I got it that was funny bro.....
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    who the hell puts cotton in their ears?


    .. i thought it was meant for your butthole
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    i got your joke spy, lol


    the rest of you just suck at life if you can't get that joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post

    Anyway, she was on the bed talking all sexy while i took off my clothes, once i was naked she started telling me to 'come on, give it to me"... but i took my time while i just looked at her and started putting cotton in my ears and my nose.. She said to me "what are you putting cotton in your ears and nose for??" I said because i hate the sound of screaming woman and burning rubber"

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    That was so flippin funny . I got to try that, nice....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    i got your joke spy, lol


    the rest of you just suck at life if you can't get that joke
    Agreed!
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    [QUOTEok.. it's a joke you guys QUOTE]

    Sure it is bro...keep us updated on any future CL women u meet

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    so?/ did no one catch my little joke?? it's an old one and i did weave it into a little story?? cotton?? ears?? nose??

    get it??
    That's the key, Spy. Not too many of the guys on here are as old as we are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    so?/ did no one catch my little joke?? it's an old one and i did weave it into a little story?? cotton?? ears?? nose??

    get it??
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    i get it ha ha i new you were joking because you are married
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    that girl looks 8 years old. Hot
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    damn im going to craigslist as we speak, ive been on their looking for jobss but hmm guess ima browe now
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    aww damn i just got that joke, i really did go to the ite too...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Spywizard, you pulled me up the other day for bad spelling..

    Fuvk dude your worse than me..
    "you're"

    Kidding!
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