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04-10-2009, 10:39 AM #1
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Vince..the ShamWow dude arrested (pics)
That ShamWow guy on television? You know, the one with the idiotic pointy hairdo? Well, it seems he's been arrested. OK .. here's how it went down:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...1newsham3.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...1newsham1.html
1. The ShamWow guy is Vince Shlomi.
2. Vince picks up Sasha in a Miami Beach night spot
3. Sasha is a working girl. That means she's a hooker.
4. Vince takes Sasha to his hotel room
5. Vince pays Sasha $1000 for "straight sex."
6. At some point during the "straight sex" Sasha bites Vince's tongue
7. Sasha won't let go
8. Vince is hurting mighty bad
9. Vince slugs Sasha
10. Sasha screams and releases tongue
11. Vince runs like hell .. ends up at hospital for treatment
12. Sasha gets treated for lacerations and facial fractures
13. Sasha isn't looking so hot right now
14. Even on her best day, this gal is worth a grand?
15. Maybe she was saving up for a chin implant
16. Did they clean Sasha up with a ShamWow?
17. How does Vince do this kind of damage while she's hanging on to his tongue with her teeth. But then, that's me. Limited experience.
18. Vince looks somewhat better, but where's the pointy hairdo?
19. When will Vince do a spot for a battered woman's shelter?
20. Silly women will keep buying those ShamWows.
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04-10-2009, 10:46 AM #2
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04-10-2009, 11:12 AM #5
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lol at all 4 posts....
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04-10-2009, 11:14 AM #6
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04-10-2009, 11:16 AM #7
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04-10-2009, 11:39 AM #8
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04-10-2009, 11:47 AM #9
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04-10-2009, 11:54 AM #10
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I hadnt seen this yet. She looks F'd up!!
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04-10-2009, 02:16 PM #11
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04-10-2009, 02:39 PM #13
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time to get the flux capacitor out
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04-10-2009, 08:18 PM #14
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I am not sure which is funnier....shamwow punching a whore or how much shit this poor guy is getting for the repost
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04-10-2009, 09:35 PM #15
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LOL.......My repost is probably more entertaining than the original.
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04-11-2009, 12:24 PM #16
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awwww- thats cold- funny as fuc but cold!!!
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04-11-2009, 01:24 PM #17
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Im glad you reposted, this is probably the best thread I have ever seen you start.... Originally Posted by Tesla
But seriously I laughed my arse off for a solid 5 minutes.
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