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  1. 04-10-2009, 11:39 AM #1
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    Vince..the ShamWow dude arrested (pics)

    That ShamWow guy on television? You know, the one with the idiotic pointy hairdo? Well, it seems he's been arrested. OK .. here's how it went down:



    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...1newsham3.html

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...1newsham1.html


    1. The ShamWow guy is Vince Shlomi.

    2. Vince picks up Sasha in a Miami Beach night spot

    3. Sasha is a working girl. That means she's a hooker.

    4. Vince takes Sasha to his hotel room

    5. Vince pays Sasha $1000 for "straight sex."

    6. At some point during the "straight sex" Sasha bites Vince's tongue

    7. Sasha won't let go

    8. Vince is hurting mighty bad

    9. Vince slugs Sasha

    10. Sasha screams and releases tongue

    11. Vince runs like hell .. ends up at hospital for treatment

    12. Sasha gets treated for lacerations and facial fractures

    13. Sasha isn't looking so hot right now

    14. Even on her best day, this gal is worth a grand?

    15. Maybe she was saving up for a chin implant

    16. Did they clean Sasha up with a ShamWow?

    17. How does Vince do this kind of damage while she's hanging on to his tongue with her teeth. But then, that's me. Limited experience.

    18. Vince looks somewhat better, but where's the pointy hairdo?

    19. When will Vince do a spot for a battered woman's shelter?

    20. Silly women will keep buying those ShamWows.
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    I hadnt seen this yet. She looks F'd up!!
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    I am not sure which is funnier....shamwow punching a whore or how much shit this poor guy is getting for the repost
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    LOL.......My repost is probably more entertaining than the original.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    awwww- thats cold- funny as fuc but cold!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tesla View Post
    LOL.......My repost is probably more entertaining than the original.
    Im glad you reposted, this is probably the best thread I have ever seen you start....

    But seriously I laughed my arse off for a solid 5 minutes.
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