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    are you kidding me woman!!!

    K check it im 22 and my wife and I are about to have our first come june 8th. yah blah blah blah congrats But she made a comment about having another one I was like who killer lets see how are first one goes. And she goes well in that case we will just get you fixed when I have the baby. WTF WHO SAYS THAT SHIT
    anals cheeper than birthcontrol

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    anals cheeper than birthcontrol

    hell yeah goodtimes

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    anal is cheaper than birth control........


    ^^^^ LMAO !!! remember that when she is sticking that dildo up your ass!!!!! lolol

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    and her and I are still talking about this, wtf im about to loose my mind, thank god im 1000's of miles away because ID be flippin my lid right now if I was next to her She fixed my dog which I didnt want and now shes talking about it to me comon im 22 f*** ThAT!

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    t-mos damn you obviously have met my wife, she loves toys

    This conversation went from a joke that my wife made to seriouse, she honestly thinks I should get it done!
    Last edited by CptAmericaX; 04-15-2009 at 09:36 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    anal is cheaper than birth control........


    ^^^^ LMAO !!! remember that when she is sticking that dildo up your ass!!!!! lolol

    LMAO>>>LMAO..........

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    it probably started out as a joke from your point of veiw but she was serious from the start, i would just be honest tell her it aint gone happen

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    anal is cheaper than birth control........


    ^^^^ LMAO !!! remember that when she is sticking that dildo up your ass!!!!! lolol

    , lmao

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    I am I told her conversation was over, and she persists, and then the guilt trip man Oh well I guess ill just get my tubes tied and we would ever have a chance at having another child, Bitch your 20 and im 22 I dont want to have this conversation Until im 35

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    ok if we are being serious,

    I would ask her why she doesn't want to have her tubes tied while they are delivering the baby, and if she says she may want another child someday, then I would tell her the same thing for you

    I mean, I hope you guys make it, but look at the divorce rate in this country and you are only 22, what if you guys don't make it and you meet someone that wants to have kids someday???

    I waited til I was 40 to get snipped

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    You should get fixed without telling her. That way next time she wants another kid, you can keep trying and trying, but no baby.

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    let her know this is a conversation that you should definitely have face to face. and no point in jumping the gun before the baby arrives (congrats). gives you time to think and a (general) date at which you may talk about it with her. keeping important talks about "us" usually is the best policy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    ok if we are being serious,

    I would ask her why she doesn't want to have her tubes tied while they are delivering the baby, and if she says she may want another child someday, then I would tell her the same thing for you

    I mean, I hope you guys make it, but look at the divorce rate in this country and you are only 22, what if you guys don't make it and you meet someone that wants to have kids someday???

    I waited til I was 40 to get snipped
    haha MOS is an old fart... lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamyjamjr View Post
    haha MOS is an old fart... lmao
    damnnnn thats the second time tonight someone is calling me old....

    ok i will give same response....I may be old, but I am still bigger than you.......LOLOL

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    Who says that shit?
    A pregnant woman that's who.
    Dude they're like legally insane I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamyjamjr View Post
    haha MOS is an old fart... lmao
    I just said that to him in another thread, wow deja vue................lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by CptAmericaX View Post
    t-mos damn you obviously have met my wife, she loves toys

    This conversation went from a joke that my wife made to seriouse, she honestly thinks I should get it done!
    Buy her something she wants...if she will get it done....

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    Quote Originally Posted by CptAmericaX View Post
    K check it im 22 and my wife and I are about to have our first come june 8th. yah blah blah blah congrats But she made a comment about having another one I was like who killer lets see how are first one goes. And she goes well in that case we will just get you fixed when I have the baby. WTF WHO SAYS THAT SHIT
    anals cheeper than birthcontrol
    sometimes you just have to remind the woman politely and respectfully who is wearing the pants. and that one of the persons in the relationship who thinks she is wearing the pants, is just delusional, and in fact not wearing the pants. you wear the pants and she must accept this.

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    Ok lets break this down, Me CptAmericaX behind the screen name lays a guy who used to be a dirtbag to women, basicly treated them like garbage, now im married and love my wife to death when that time comes believe it or not T-mos Im going to do the same I will get snipped apposed to her having her tubes tied, but the thing is im 22, no she isnt saying she wants me to get it done, but she couldnt understand why I dont want it done Then I came to realize I cant even answer that, maybe its just not normal god did not intend on anything being snipped below my wait know what I mean? Word out

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    how long have you been married? honestly i would have just blown off the comment. no need to get worked up about something that cant even happen for a while. just worry and argue about it then.

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    Hopefully your first born has a better handle on the english language.....LOL

    Just kidding buddy, I can tell your pee'd off in the post. Just tell her that you not a man anymore if your nuts are cut. I know its not technically true but it may get her off your case for awhile.

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    haha hopefully my first born graduates which I did not, and lights we are newly wed, Im just worked up over it because im like across the globe from her, and this is the shit she wants to talk about. We got a new puppy male and she got his nuts cut tho I begged her not to. yah its better blah blah But its just plain F8ked up

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    Sounds like she is on a man hating phase. That is perfectly normal for her to hate that which is causing her some much discomfort right now. She just wants to destroy anything that looks remotely close to genitals.....LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    Sounds like she is on a man hating phase. That is perfectly normal for her to hate that which is causing her some much discomfort right now. She just wants to destroy anything that looks remotely close to genitals.....LOL
    Thats it bye gummit you nailed it to a T!!!!!

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    Nothing wrong with getting cut.. i did and now ill only have to worry about 2 child support payments

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    Yah I know a few who should have been cut and there wallets would weigh a bit more

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    Hopefully your first born has a better handle on the english language.....LOL
    Yeah, lol.

    Getting "fixed" is reversible, so no worries.

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    yah she pressed that really hard but its just the fact I mean if I wanted to be sterile Id just sit my nuts on a sat dish.

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    I couldn't get past the "K check it im 22 and my wife "

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I couldn't get past the "K check it im 22 and my wife "
    I cant believe you got that far, i didnt get past the "K"...

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    well thanks Dsm, and MadMatt for your input, but when your 22 and have done 4 combat tours you kinda consider your life pretty fragile and would like to have something left behind before you go, home many times have you risked your life for god and country?
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    ok here is the thing....she is REALLY pregnant. DONT argue with her. Wait till she give birth most women say no more babies after they experience the first time. Realize that you wont be making love to her approx. 1 month after the birth. After giving birth she will be high on estrogen levels so she will be sentimental and depressed ( believe me I been there) so this conversation you are worried about the response should be "Ok Honey" ...let her give birth and let her go through all the steps that involved in pregnancy. If she still wants the baby then you can have adult conversation .try to avoid this topic one month after her pregnancy till she become close to normal till then your responce should be "ok Honey".

    Congratulation n your kid.

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    hahah being on a test cyp cycle is gona suck ima be horny as hell. But your absolutly right man, thats probaly exsactly what I Should do and realize she is going to be pretty far out there for these next couple months right before and after. Good call

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    Married at 22, thats crazy man. Im heading towards 30 these days, and im only just starting to adjust to the idea that at some point Ill only be sleeping with one woman for the rest of my life. Im impressed you were able to give that up so young, she must be super special

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    Quote Originally Posted by CptAmericaX View Post
    hahah being on a test cyp cycle is gona suck ima be horny as hell. But your absolutly right man, thats probaly exsactly what I Should do and realize she is going to be pretty far out there for these next couple months right before and after. Good call
    no problem man I have been there and seen it all wait till she is in labour thought of having another one will make her scare...dont worry keep saying OK dear and u will be fine. did she start saying "its all ur fault " yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by novastepp View Post
    let her know this is a conversation that you should definitely have face to face. and no point in jumping the gun before the baby arrives (congrats). gives you time to think and a (general) date at which you may talk about it with her. keeping important talks about "us" usually is the best policy.
    i agree,after she has the baby and all the pain that comes with natural delivery she may think twice about doing it again.

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    word great points,
    hey master I know it sucks one ***** for the rest of my life, but u know what man I love her and I get a vacation alot from her, so when I am back its like its new

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    Quote Originally Posted by WOLFCRAFT View Post
    Who says that shit?
    A pregnant woman that's who.
    Dude they're like legally insane I think.
    Agreed.

    Avoid the convo at all costs.

    I really feel bad for your puppy btw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CptAmericaX View Post
    well thanks Dsm, and MadMatt for your input, but when your 22 and have done 4 combat tours you kinda consider your life pretty fragile and would like to have something left behind before you go, home many times have you risked your life for god and country?
    Thanks Bro, some of us old vets out here appreciate it...............

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