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  1. 04-22-2009, 11:28 PM #1
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    i dropped my jaw when i saw this infomercial...

    some guy pops up on the tube while im watching the Miami Heat even the series 1-1 (after everyone wrote them off...phsss) and says:

    "Join me and the thousands of athletes who have declared war on the deadly and humiliating consequences of steroid abuse. Get Bigger, Stronger, and Faster naturally with the new age genetic jackhammer...Morphoplex Massive."

    I AM NOT PROMOTING THIS SHIT...JUST MAKING AWARENESS...

    you have to check out the ingredients and testimonies of the shit...its LOL funny...

    its sucks that this tool will make millions off of uninformed young and old ones...
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    So it's basically saying "don't take the stuff that actually works, take this goofy shit"?
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    Well the stuff that actually works makes your penis small and throws you into uncontrollable fits of BLIND RAGE! You might even KILL YOUR DOG!
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    hahahahahahahaha...this is exactly why i was like...WTF is this tool saying?

    anybody else heard of this junk?

    im in miami and a lot of this shit is from local commercial spots...so i was just curious how well publicized this shit gets?
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    its funny some of the things people say about steroids who have no clue.
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    i dropped my jaw when i saw this infomercial...

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    oh shit i just found his commercial on youtube...check this crap out!

    he is HUGE!!!!!!!1

    dickhead!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0M5FtN164w
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    Quote Originally Posted by scerpico22 View Post
    oh shit i just found his commercial on youtube...check this crap out!

    he is HUGE!!!!!!!1

    dickhead!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0M5FtN164w
    It's the LIVING LEGEND Larry Zabysko, he used to be an announcer for WCW wrestling.




    ....which went out of business and now he's clearly poor and scamming people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chode Logan View Post
    It's the LIVING LEGEND Larry Zabysko, he used to be an announcer for WCW wrestling.




    ....which went out of business and now he's clearly poor and scamming people.
    whatta dick!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WOLFCRAFT View Post
    So it's basically saying "don't take the stuff that actually works, take this goofy shit"?
    thats what im saying. where can i get some?
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    asshole dickhead dumb ignorant!
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  14. 04-23-2009, 01:57 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by scerpico22 View Post

    Classic pic
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