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    Piss me off

    People that Piss me Off



    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours?Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

    2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

    3. When poeple say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

    5. When people say while watching a film"did you see that?" No tosser, I paid £5 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

    7. When something is "new and improved"! Which is it? If it's new, then therehas never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

    8. When people say "life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?"If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

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    Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning...

    Funny shit though... I love #1

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    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
    good one...

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    Yo, that shit is too funny. #1 is the best.

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    Someones in a George Carlin mood!

    Red

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    Hilarious cause Its True!!

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    Thats some funny shit man!! I like the last one brother!

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    No offense bro.......but it sounds like you have a little aggression built up there. Make use of it. Bottle that shit and use it in the gym. Funny stuff though. I particularly liked #4.

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    ok that was awesome

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    Originally posted by Red Ketchup
    Someones in a George Carlin mood!

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    Exactly what I was thinking. Carlin is a genius

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