All my close friends have facked off lately. One of my best friends who I've known for around 15 years just recently started f ucking his female roommate which in turn led her to become his live-in girlfriend literally overnight. Said girlfriend hates my guts as me and her never got along in the past. So now said 'friend' has totally stopped hanging out with me because his c unt of a gf doesn't like me. I barely see the guy anymore and to be honest I don't even want to. He can go fack himself for all I give a shit about.

My other best friend... known this guy 10 years... awesome bro and all that but he's married now and has a kid due next month. I barely see or talk to him now. His wife owns his ass anyway, plus with the kid I am never going to be able to hang with the guy now.

My other closest buddy moved away to another city because of a job, and he has a live-in girlfriend also.

My brother who is also my best friend recently had his girlfriend move in with us (me and him share a house) so 99% of the time he's chilling with his girl, who is a f ucking headcase by the way and my girlfriend hates her, so hanging out with them is kind of a no-go. So now I barely see my own brother who lives in the house I live in.

What's with the fackin pattern of guys becoming total p ussy whipped loser f ucks when they get a girlfriend? Jesus christ.

I also work from home for myself so I have no means of socializing at a workplace really. So now 99% of the time I am either by myself or chilling with my girl who doesn't live with me.

So no homo, but I am really f ucking missing some male camaraderie. I feel like I've got no one to go grab a beer with, shoot the kind of shit you can't talk about with your gf with, etc. It's f ucking depressing!!!

How the f uck do I make new male friends?? I know it sounds gay but I am at a loss here.