There sure seem to be a lot of kids out there with unfit parents... Maybe we should require people to be licensed to breed. We'll have to devise a test. Need help coming up with criteria...
No source of income besides welfare? DENIED
You're a single mother with how many children from how many deadbeats? DENIED
Were you ever on Jerry Springer? DENIED
Do you have more fingers than teeth? DENIED
Do you want to name you're child after a luxury car manufacturer? DENIED