Sure fire way to get out of Jury Duty

**scerpico22** · 05-13-2009, 08:38 AM

This is an actual affidavit sent to me by an attorney friend of mine...

**QuieTSToRM33** · 05-13-2009, 08:49 AM

That's the way to do it.

**stack_it** · 05-13-2009, 09:06 AM

Lmao that's awesome

I've been called for jury duty 3 times and have never shown up. No warrants or anything ever came of it

**scerpico22** · 05-13-2009, 09:09 AM

^^^ same here...i have been called 5 times...never showed, no letter, no nothing...and nothing from the good ole uncle sam.

they have since stopped asking me to go...but if they did...i think this is the letter i will use...

***D7M*** · 05-13-2009, 09:12 AM

lol...that was funny.

I went to jury duty once. It was boring as hell. Never again.

**scerpico22** · 05-13-2009, 09:19 AM

"I would rather count the wrinkles on my dogs balls than sit on a jury"

Classic!

RA · 05-13-2009, 09:28 AM

Aint this country wonderful? You get judged by 12 people too dumb to get out of jury duty.

**vpchill** · 05-13-2009, 09:36 AM

I like that One. Or you can go to Prison for a Class A Felony.. Eda or

**Iron_Pig** · 05-13-2009, 09:48 AM

I got my letter for jury duty but since I was in Iraq at the time, my co would not give me time off for it. I would have been happy to go at that time.

**vpchill** · 05-13-2009, 09:49 AM

Funny thing is I sent a similar letter (Tho very toned down) They kept sending me Jury letters after I got out. I was like you gott be kiddin me!!!

**DSM4Life** · 05-13-2009, 10:30 AM

Does that mean he's not going ?

**scerpico22** · 05-13-2009, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Does that mean he's not going ?

**Matt** · 05-13-2009, 01:34 PM

**Pocketbattleship2B** · 05-13-2009, 01:46 PM

Just say you are a racist,in to sectarianism who is also sexist and homophobic,you would always convict someone of a different race/religion and never a person of your own race/religion.Problem fixed.

**WOLFCRAFT** · 05-13-2009, 02:37 PM

I just got my third summons.
They keep threatening to do something but haven't done shit.

**TRT,MAN** · 05-13-2009, 02:46 PM

now that was good. love shvt like that

**inky-e** · 05-13-2009, 07:33 PM

A white hood usually does the trick...

**CHAP** · 05-13-2009, 07:49 PM

This shit made my day....Thank you so much

**WARMachine** · 05-13-2009, 08:24 PM

I saw the guy who actually sent this.

This actual letter was mentioned on the Colbert Report last night on Comedy Central.

Pretty funny shit....

This guy (Colbert released the name but i forgot) was his "Alpha DOG of the Week!"

Fvcking Hilarious!

**scerpico22** · 05-13-2009, 10:56 PM

i have the guys name but like i said a friend of mine sent this to me...not sure that i would release it...bt the boy has balls of Steele!

**therecanonlybe1** · 05-13-2009, 11:01 PM

what do you think he was trying to say?

**scerpico22** · 05-13-2009, 11:09 PM

Originally Posted by therecanonlybe1

what do you think he was trying to say?

ummm this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QLL9MZXLIQ

**Lightsout2184** · 05-14-2009, 01:29 AM

Originally Posted by RA

Aint this country wonderful? You get judged by 12 people too dumb to get out of jury duty.

hey its always gotten me off

**jbm** · 05-14-2009, 01:39 AM

Perfect!!!!

**JimInAK** · 05-14-2009, 02:55 AM

I understand not wanting to serve on a jury and particularly not having to associate yourself with such a screwed up system.

However, i have seen people convicted by non-thinking morons and after they voted for conviction one of the jurors told me that he voted to convict because everyone else wanted to and he wanted to go home. So someone's life got screwed up so a fat-assed moron could go home, sit in front of the boob tube and stuff food in his face.

The jury pool needs people who understand what a "fully informed" juror is, so that the people can enjoy freedom from unjust laws. The judges "fix" the system, but a "fully informed" juror knows how to play the game, so that the people win and justice prevails.

The reason the system is broken is because citizens either don't care or don't understand how they can really affect the system. When you let the sheep-le run the system, how can you expect it serve justice?

Freedom is not free and someone has to pay the price. The reason that the system is broken now is that not enough people are willing to do their duty and stand up for their country. The jury pool is a primary place where justice can be served if you are willing to do your duty.