Muscletech Mass-tech label claims..

**powerliftmike** · 05-16-2009, 03:56 PM

Pick up a jug up Mass-tech and on the label is says this:

1. Shocks Muscles into mind-blowing growth
2. Forces massive muscle growth directly on your chest and arms.
3. Anabolic compounds clinically proven to build dense muscle mass.
4. Causes explosive gains in strength--fast

Then here is the "clinical research" to back up their claims:

In an 8-week study, test subjects consuming an additional 2000 calories-the amount food in two servings of Mass-Tech-gained 102 pounds on their leg press.

Ok, wait..The study had nothing to do with Mass-Tech, just simply eating more food. And here is the kicker: the study says they gained strength on leg press so how do they get to #2 claim above

2. Forces massive muscle growth directly on your chest and arms.

So while leg press went up we know that the ingredients in mass-tech have a special affinity for chest and arm development...

***RAGE*** · 05-16-2009, 04:10 PM

sounds like a bunch of BS but I am going to run to GNC and pick me some up because anything that will help me right now I am going for it NOT

***RAGE*** · 05-16-2009, 04:12 PM

I hear this rate right up there with eating CUM for muscle growth.....

**Hoggage_54** · 05-16-2009, 04:15 PM

That stuff made my penis grow 6 inches and made it thicker

**powerliftmike** · 05-16-2009, 05:55 PM

Its all a bunch of crap designed to keep skinny kids and 15 yr olds buying more and more

**collar** · 05-16-2009, 06:01 PM

the claims muscletech make are really stupid and seem really not very realistic and sometimes very dumb.

That dont mean it dont help cause i have never used it so i claim its shit but man the advertising for it actually keeps me up.

**vpchill** · 05-17-2009, 05:36 AM

Yea, they just had a story in SI About all these suppliments and false claims.

**IM708** · 05-17-2009, 05:44 AM

Well as long as they throw their little asterisks up there next to all their claims they can say whatever they want.

**sigman roid** · 05-17-2009, 08:29 AM

but boys if it says it on the tub it must be true..lol

***D7M*** · 05-17-2009, 08:32 AM

frankly, I'm shocked.

you mean to tell me I wasted all my money on muscle-tech?

**sigman roid** · 05-17-2009, 08:34 AM

you and me both derek you and me both..lol

**DSM4Life** · 05-17-2009, 10:42 AM

I did my own experiment.

I went to the gym and could only press 500lbs on leg press.
I waited 5 mins, downed a shake waited 5 more mins.
I then did 625lbs.

**F4iGuy** · 05-17-2009, 12:04 PM

Thats great DSM, but did you notice massive muscle growth in the arm and chestal regions of you body?

**IronReload04** · 05-17-2009, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by powerliftmike

Pick up a jug up Mass-tech and on the label is says this:

1. Shocks Muscles into mind-blowing growth
2. Forces massive muscle growth directly on your chest and arms.
3. Anabolic compounds clinically proven to build dense muscle mass.
4. Causes explosive gains in strength--fast

Then here is the "clinical research" to back up their claims:

Ok, wait..The study had nothing to do with Mass-Tech, just simply eating more food. And here is the kicker: the study says they gained strength on leg press so how do they get to #2 claim above

So while leg press went up we know that the ingredients in mass-tech have a special affinity for chest and arm development...

oh my God thanks!!!!! super stressed out today and I needed a good laugh.

**DSM4Life** · 05-17-2009, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by F4iDom

Thats great DSM, but did you notice massive muscle growth in the arm and chestal regions of you body?

My arms grew a half inch. Unfortunately no chest growth, i was pissed.

**Nicotine** · 05-17-2009, 05:21 PM

is it just me, or is muscletech THE company who spews the most BS?

they seem so...... fake?

i don't know how to explane it....... so misleading... they know how to prey on the stupid though....

and stupid people pay up.....

**powerliftmike** · 05-17-2009, 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by Nicotine

is it just me, or is muscletech THE company who spews the most BS?

Thats my point. It's just over-the-top. Every product has "hardcore" on the label and every magazine has some fake pictures of muscle cells and different molecules floating around trying to give you a biology and chemistry lesson and convince to you someone actually researched what they put in there..Seems like their advertising budget is larger than any other supplement company out there..

**IM708** · 05-17-2009, 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by powerliftmike

Thats my point. It's just over-the-top. Every product has "hardcore" on the label and every magazine has some fake pictures of muscle cells and different molecules floating around trying to give you a biology and chemistry lesson and convince to you someone actually researched what they put in there..Seems like their advertising budget is larger than any other supplement company out there..

Well when it costs $5 per tub of NaNO vapor and sell it for $50-80 they need to spend that cash on advertising or come out with another stupid ass bull shit product (prototype 216...). Bose sounds systems are the same way, sell shit for an overinflated price that by far supasses the value of the actual product and can do that through very clever advertising.

**ray0414** · 05-18-2009, 11:31 PM

i ordered some superpump250 last month, when i got it i looked at it and read the claims, and immediately went to the grocery store and bought me a whole box of bandaids..figured i would need them for all the skin tearing muscle pumps it says you get.

**collar** · 05-19-2009, 12:25 AM

LOL........
good one hahaha

**jbm** · 05-19-2009, 12:43 AM

**Lightsout2184** · 05-19-2009, 01:29 AM

so i should stop taking gear and switch to this stuff

**jbm** · 05-19-2009, 01:31 AM

Originally Posted by Lightsout2184

so i should stop taking gear and switch to this stuff

RIGHT! cheaper and safer...

**Biff77** · 05-19-2009, 10:53 PM

Man I feel ****** off !! I just buy the wall mart brand body fortress stuff cuzz its the same crap and 3/4 less the price !! I better get a gold card and go to GNC and get a tub of MUSCLETECH brand rite now !! Weres a 24 hr GNC??

**warchild** · 05-19-2009, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by Nicotine

is it just me, or is muscletech THE company who spews the most BS?

they seem so...... fake?

i don't know how to explane it....... so misleading... they know how to prey on the stupid though....

and stupid people pay up.....

i think its any company advertising bs that stupid people will buy into. promises or fear and it sells