Guys doing step aerobics?

**Dee312** · 05-17-2009, 10:17 AM

Whats worse than dudes doing step aerobics....lets see...

1. Tapout shirt guy (see Nicotines rant...awesome thread bro, and T-MOS' "Your NOT a bodybuilder")

2. Dude who rolls up sleeves every time he does a poorly executed, no form- bicep curl...Dont need to roll up sleeves if you got guns bro, they should be ripping through your shirt!

3. Loser who talks the janitors ear off.

4. Guy in locker room walking around naked blow drying his balls. Jerk...I have to change in my compacted 87 toyota hatchback because of you.

5. The a-hole who gets dressed shirt first. Another reason i change in car now!

6. Tapout shirts... had to reiterate that in case you missed it...dont be that guy.

7. Cell phone guy...isn't that why we go to gym, to get away from that shit for a while?

9. The dude who just finished crushing a smoke before hitting gym...fkn stinks!!!

10. The loser who belts out a huge grunt on every rep...can you say someones looking for attention! He should've been hugged more as a baby!

11. "Trainers" who look like Clay Aiken. What a waste of sperm...they shouldve been swallowed!

12. The pretty boy who wears shirts so loose you can see his nipple rings. God I hate that. Probably has matching lower back tattoo!

13. The perv who grabs machine so he can have a view of babe on inner thigh machine...alright Im guilty too.

14. The guy who tells everyone how to work out, and how wrong their form is. He's the same douche who wears a back brace for everything, and gloves when working legs.

15. Gym music (hate it when my batteries die)

16. The raquetball olympian. Sweetbands, knee brace, diabetes, elbow pads, thank god my gym doesnt have a raquetball court.

**DSM4Life** · 05-17-2009, 10:19 AM

**jimmyinkedup** · 05-17-2009, 10:26 AM

^^^ *LMAO* ..sooo wrongggg

**Nicotine** · 05-17-2009, 10:27 AM

i can understand why guys do step aerobics.

SOME proper classes are pretty intense, AND - there's hot chicks.

the guy to chick ratio is like 1:30

if i was a breeder, that'd be a solid reason for me to hit those classes!

other than that..... i love this post :P

***RAGE*** · 05-17-2009, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by Nicotine

i can understand why guys do step aerobics.

SOME proper classes are pretty intense, AND - there's hot chicks.

the guy to chick ratio is like 1:30

if i was a breeder, that'd be a solid reason for me to hit those classes!

other than that..... i love this post :P

agreed, i was in good shape and running three miles in 22 plus mins, and this girl talked me into going, I lasted 40mins of the hour long class and had to stop....some killer ass shit if you go to the right one....

**BritishColumbian** · 05-17-2009, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by Nicotine

i can understand why guys do step aerobics.

SOME proper classes are pretty intense, AND - there's hot chicks.

the guy to chick ratio is like 1:30

if i was a breeder, that'd be a solid reason for me to hit those classes!

other than that..... i love this post :P

I was thinking the same thing Bro! Crush out a smoke, put in some new nipple rings, style my Clay Aiken hair, throw on a tapout shirt and roll up the sleeves, grab my cell phone off the charger and Its off to the gym for step arobics a grunting Loudly, folowed by blow drying my balls in the change room.

**wanabeMASSIVE!** · 05-17-2009, 10:40 AM

Is someone having a hissy fit!???

**Dee312** · 05-17-2009, 10:40 AM

^^^^British, dude...i almost spit water all over keyboard....good sh!t

**warchild** · 05-17-2009, 11:25 AM

ya i grunt at the gym thats so everyone can see how jacked and tan I am

**Bio-boosted** · 05-17-2009, 11:43 AM

I went once with the gf. I nearly threw up in the class it was ****ing hard work lol
The teacher had spectacular tits mind, really big bastards.. damn, i can see 'em now. Big, round, firm... hang on brb.. gotta pop to the john
;-)

**Hunter-S-Thompson** · 05-17-2009, 01:15 PM

isnt this just another "things that piss you off at the gym thread" with a different thread name?

**Dee312** · 05-17-2009, 05:09 PM

Hey, read 1st line there hunter...you can almost answer your own question...almost

**Nicotine** · 05-17-2009, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by BritishColumbian

I was thinking the same thing Bro! Crush out a smoke, put in some new nipple rings, style my Clay Aiken hair, throw on a tapout shirt and roll up the sleeves, grab my cell phone off the charger and Its off to the gym for step arobics a grunting Loudly, folowed by blow drying my balls in the change room.

sounds like a date to me.........

asl? :P

**Hunter-S-Thompson** · 05-17-2009, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by Dee312

Hey, read 1st line there hunter...you can almost answer your own question...almost

and i could do this how? it wasnt really a question it was more so me stating that this thread is no different then the "things that piss you off at the gym" one

**Dee312** · 05-17-2009, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by Hunter-S-Thompson

isnt this just another "things that piss you off at the gym thread" with a different thread name?

It ended in a question mark....not punctuation, any way, elemenatry school was tough for me at times too. just thought Id share what I see at the gym I go to. I like those posts, they're good, and true.

**collar** · 05-17-2009, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by Dee312

Whats worse than dudes doing step aerobics....lets see...

1. Tapout shirt guy (see Nicotines rant...awesome thread bro, and T-MOS' "Your NOT a bodybuilder")

2. Dude who rolls up sleeves every time he does a poorly executed, no form- bicep curl...Dont need to roll up sleeves if you got guns bro, they should be ripping through your shirt! I got 20 plus inch arms, i also roll up sleeves sometimes cause it hurts and stops the circulation.
3. Loser who talks the janitors ear off.

4. Guy in locker room walking around naked blow drying his balls. Jerk...I have to change in my compacted 87 toyota hatchback because of you. LOL HAHAHAH classic
5. The a-hole who gets dressed shirt first. Another reason i change in car now! HAHAHAHA LOL

6. Tapout shirts... had to reiterate that in case you missed it...dont be that guy.

7. Cell phone guy...isn't that why we go to gym, to get away from that shit for a while?

9. The dude who just finished crushing a smoke before hitting gym...fkn stinks!!!

10. The loser who belts out a huge grunt on every rep...can you say someones looking for attention! He should've been hugged more as a baby!

11. "Trainers" who look like Clay Aiken. What a waste of sperm...they shouldve been swallowed!

12. The pretty boy who wears shirts so loose you can see his nipple rings. God I hate that. Probably has matching lower back tattoo!

13. The perv who grabs machine so he can have a view of babe on inner thigh machine...alright Im guilty too.

14. The guy who tells everyone how to work out, and how wrong their form is. He's the same douche who wears a back brace for everything, and gloves when working legs.

15. Gym music (hate it when my batteries die)

16. The raquetball olympian. Sweetbands, knee brace, diabetes, elbow pads, thank god my gym doesnt have a raquetball court.

LOL you must have had a really bad day hahaha

**bushido3374** · 05-17-2009, 10:18 PM

You really change in your car because you're afraid of some naked guys in the locker room??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I walk around naked all the time in the locker rooms and make eye contact with sqeamish dudes. It makes me feel like the Tyrranosaurus Rex of locker rooms.

**collar** · 05-17-2009, 10:20 PM

^^^^^ you crazy **** hahahaa

**jbm** · 05-17-2009, 10:23 PM

**bushido3374** · 05-17-2009, 10:31 PM

Lol jbm
Was that a laugh at me Collar? : )

**collar** · 05-17-2009, 10:42 PM

yeah bro, so many clowns on this forum.
you gotta love it all fun i say.

**Hunter-S-Thompson** · 05-18-2009, 04:21 AM

Originally Posted by Dee312

It ended in a question mark....not punctuation, any way, elemenatry school was tough for me at times too. just thought Id share what I see at the gym I go to. I like those posts, they're good, and true.

and you still didnt show me how the first line would answer my "question" but its ok, tell me more about it once i come back from elementary school, by that time maybe ill understand question marks.. maybe ill even get a few lessons on exclamation points too!

**vpchill** · 05-18-2009, 05:18 AM

So Basically what you guys are saying is I should cancel my step aerobics class?

Gotcha!

**SMCengineer** · 05-18-2009, 06:32 AM

I agree aerobics suck! I personally like Jazzercising.

**vpchill** · 05-18-2009, 06:33 AM

Originally Posted by Blome

I agree aerobics suck! I personally like Jazzercising.

lol. I was gonna do that after my spinning class. The day before my Belly dance training.

RA · 05-18-2009, 07:51 AM

Whats worse? A guy driving a compacted 87 toyota hatchback..lol

RA · 05-18-2009, 07:54 AM

Originally Posted by bushido3374

You really change in your car because you're afraid of some naked guys in the locker room??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I walk around naked all the time in the locker rooms and make eye contact with sqeamish dudes. It makes me feel like the Tyrranosaurus Rex of locker rooms.

**southmadejd** · 05-18-2009, 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

lol. I was gonna do that after my spinning class. The day before my Belly dance training.

Lol, come on man, don't knock spinning class. That shit is intense. I almost through up my first time going.

RA · 05-18-2009, 01:43 PM

Holy shit. How do you through up?

Originally Posted by southmadejd

Lol, come on man, don't knock spinning class. That shit is intense. I almost through up my first time going.

**vpchill** · 05-18-2009, 01:48 PM

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO ^^^ Im cryin

**F4iGuy** · 05-18-2009, 01:50 PM

Why was my fanny pack thread not included here?

Oh well... it is now.

**bushido3374** · 05-19-2009, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by RA

I literally laughed out loud at that.

I actually did throw-up after indoor cycling class last week. I had left over Chicken Sagwala for breakfast half an hour before class and my puke was bright green.