How To Spot Your Local Dealer

[Flex Columbo]

Anyone know how to spot someone taht would most likely sell steroids at a gym? this is just for generasl purposes , im not trying to find anyone . But thought it would be useful knowledge.

[thai-lan]

wink at every big person in the gym and watch their reactions , you MAY find a source or you MAY find yourself in the hospital

[RANA]

wink at every big person in the gym and watch their reactions , you MAY find a source or you MAY find yourself in the hospital

Or in the shower...lol

[The Deuce]

^^^ LMAO !! Wink... lol.... that's awesome... just awesome.. I am going to start doing this ... just for S & G !! See what happens.. I can assure you.. I wont be going to the Hospital... I am in the top 10 of BIGGEST DUDES at MY GYM... Plus my extensive ... MMA background... I don't get hurt... lol... EVER.. 8-10 seconds and they GO NIGHTY NIGHT !!

[-Ender-]

Anyone know how to spot someone taht would most likely sell steroids at a gym? this is just for generasl purposes , im not trying to find anyone . But thought it would be useful knowledge.

I think that all drug dealers wear funny hats. I'd try looking for people at the gym with hats....funny looking ones.

OH YEAH!....and really nice shoes.

[RANA]

I think that all drug dealers wear funny hats. I'd try looking for people at the gym with hats....funny looking ones.

OH YEAH!....and really nice shoes.

Don't forget the bling!

[DSM4Life]

The winking needs to be done ONLY in the shower room when both of you are naked.

[sigman roid]

The winking needs to be done ONLY in the shower room when both of you are naked.

and you drop the soap.lol

[RANA]

The winking needs to be done ONLY in the shower room when both of you are naked.

Good call, I will try that tomorrow! Any other recommendations that could help me out?

[-Ender-]

Don't forget the bling!

AH! sorry, i overlooked that.

To the OP:
Also look for nice watches, rings, and other medium to high dollar jewelry.
They will probabaly also have a tattoo of a Disney character on their body.

[DSM4Life]

Good call, I will try that tomorrow! Any other recommendations that could help me out?

That pretty much it but if a deal does go down, slapping the dealers ass before you leave is a must. Its a underground sign of respect.

[-Ender-]

Good call, I will try that tomorrow! Any other recommendations that could help me out?

You could walk up to them and shake hands with their short arm in the shower.

[c-Z]

LMAO... Guys just made my day once again.....

Just walk up to the biggest guy in the gym.... And be like "yo hook me up with watchagot"

You may get a black eye or two.... If he's not juiced.. So make sure he's BIG

[RANA]

That pretty much it but if a deal does go down, slapping the dealers ass before you leave is a must. Its a underground sign of respect.

Wow thanks, I feel better having more knowledge on this subject. I heard that washing there back also lets them know that your not a cop and they will trust in selling to you. I'm I wrong or right?

[jfalco]

I thought everyone knew about the funny hats.

Just wink at the guys with funny hats. They will know why you're winking. Don't worry about their shoes. Sometimes they don't wear their fancy shoes to the gym.

I wounldn't bother winking if they don't have the hats. They keep them on in the shower, so it's really easy to spot them there. Just hang out in the shower and wait for the guys with funny hats to come in and start winking like crazy. Works ever time.

[-Ender-]

or reach around??

[RANA]

You could walk up to them and shake hands with their short arm in the shower.

I'm not sure how that is done, please post a pic for a reference...

[DSM4Life]

This guy has a hat , is he a dealer ?

[Flex Columbo]

ah k , thanks alot guys il start winking at all the big dudes ,and if i see anyone with shoes i think are nice or good watches il ask them for drugs, il let you know how it goes

[RANA]

I thought everyone knew about the funny hats.

Just wink at the guys with funny hats. They will know why you're winking. Don't worry about their shoes. Sometimes they don't wear their fancy shoes to the gym.

I wounldn't bother winking if they don't have the hats. They keep them on in the shower, so it's really easy to spot them there. Just hang out in the shower and wait for the guys with funny hats to come in and start winking like crazy. Works ever time.

So should we pull up a lawn chair and just hang out in the shower all day?

[-Ender-]

I'd ask!

[jfalco]

This guy has a hat , is he a dealer ?

I don't know, but it's probably worth winking at him in the shower.

[RANA]

This guy has a hat , is he a dealer ?

Damn those pants are tight, you can see what religion he is...

[DSM4Life]

Is it me or do the knee areas of them jeans look warn out a bit ? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[RANA]

Is it me or do the knee areas of them jeans look warn out a bit ? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Well, now that you mentioned it...

[c-Z]

ROFLMFAO... Yeah they kind of do.....

I heard walmarts got a sale on lawn chairs!

[DSM4Life]

ROFLMFAO... Yeah they kind of do.....

I heard walmarts got a sale on lawn chairs!

Yup, she heard.

[busaboy27]

the dealers are the one with the horrible acne on there back... all jacked up bouncing around.. cause there on everything they got and dont know how to use it..



well some of them..

[Narkissos]

Dealers are usually the guys with the biggest wangs.

If you want to find one... you need to go around eye-balling guys' packages.

Rule of thumb: "If it's down by his knee, a drug-dealer he be!"

Good luck mate.

[busaboy27]

This guy has a hat , is he a dealer ?

i cant imagine what other pics u got on your computer.. cause u always seem to pull up something creepy


guy needs to work on his legs... or the shimp whatever it is

[DSM4Life]

i cant imagine what other pics u got on your computer.. cause u always seem to pull up something creepy


guy needs to work on his legs... or the shimp whatever it is

If you wanna come over ill show you everything.

[T-MOS]

I think that all drug dealers wear funny hats. I'd try looking for people at the gym with hats....funny looking ones.

OH YEAH!....and really nice shoes.

Just look for these guys at your gym.....

[2jz_calgary]

omfg too funny! Ya id never go up to a big guy at the gym and ask for juice, if someone did that to me id tell them to **** off. Even if i was selling haha

[UncleD]

a true dealer even if bluntly asked will not admit it unless they know your cred is good a buddy knows a buddy thing sometimes you NEVER meet a dealer.. it trickles down the line into your pocket like a pyramid effect.. unless your best bro is a dealer or you ARE the dealer LOL

[peachfuzz]

all very good advice here guys.

Flex if you want you can just send me some money and ill take care of it for you.

[johnnybigguns]

I thought it was usually the skinniest dorky guys were the hook ups.
They do this to go undercover so no one would think they are dealers.

[Flex Columbo]

nah, its cool

[Flex Columbo]

all very good advice here guys.

Flex if you want you can just send me some money and ill take care of it for you.

nah its cool , im taking my chances in the shower thanks.

[busaboy27]

If you wanna come over ill show you everything.

im scared...... i knew you been eyeballing my pic.. u got it on your screen saver?

[bifda]

these are my dealers jim bob and pete lol




but seriously it was easy for me, i asked at the gym and got a result.