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05-26-2009, 01:45 PM #1
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Picking up women in the mall...
Theres this really cute girl that works in the same mall as me. Whenever i pass by her store she looks and smiles at me like she wants to hook up. Whenever she passes by my store im always busy with sh*t otherwise i would step out for a chat. Anyway, she works in a kids shoe store and I have absolutely no reason to walk in there. And it seems like her boss is always around so it be difficult to go in there and flirt it up. Should i go in there and buy something for my niece and slip her my number?
Ive never picked up a girl like that before, no clue what to do.
She's there at random hours so waiting for a lunch break bump-in is very difficult.I have better things to do.
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05-26-2009, 01:47 PM #2
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Don't buy anything at her store, just go in with confidence and ask when her break is. When she tells you when it is invite her to meet you in the food court and buy her an orange julius. Broads love orange julius.
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05-26-2009, 01:54 PM #3
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Tell her your a pedophile, thats good enough reason to go in there.....
Once your in dont waste time on idol banta, just say, " look love, are you going to suck my cock later or what". Chicks dig that dirty talk....
Any other problems just let me know, im here to help...
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05-26-2009, 01:59 PM #4
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i would just go in there and tell her that u been checking her out and ask her for her number so u can take her out on a date sometime.
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05-26-2009, 02:15 PM #5
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She works in a kids shoe store? LOL
Hmm...well like others said just walk in there and ask her name and chat her up a bit and ask her when her break is and get her number.
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05-26-2009, 02:21 PM #6
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This is Sane advise.
Originally Posted by StoneGRMI
Don't buy anything at her store, just go in with confidence and ask when her break is. When she tells you when it is invite her to meet you in the food court and buy her an orange julius. Broads love orange julius.
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05-26-2009, 02:21 PM #7
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I bet it only works on British girls Originally Posted by MAD MATT
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05-26-2009, 02:28 PM #8
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Not yet but ive only been trying this method for 20 years so fingers crossed, any time now... Originally Posted by calgarian
I bet it only works on British girls
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05-26-2009, 02:30 PM #9
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just let your balls drop they are to far up our ass and talk dirty to her she will fall in love with U, girls love a dirty talk cause NO mater how they look or carie there self they are all FREAKS HOES FREAK HOES FREAK HOES FREAK HOES LET THAT ASS BOUNCE FREAK HOES FREAK HOES LET THAT ASS BOUNCE LET THAT ASS BOUNCE FREAK HOES.. Originally Posted by DCB83
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05-26-2009, 02:30 PM #10
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all one more thing stop beating around the bushies and tell her u want to f-u-c-k
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05-26-2009, 02:38 PM #11
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dude, i know they like hearing that sh*t. I do it all the time. But, ive never spoken to this girl. To walk in there a go all out with "wanna f*ck" or " wanna suck my cock", isnt gonna get me anywhere lol Originally Posted by Dee151
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05-26-2009, 02:40 PM #12
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That Is why I love Brits no BS straight to the point Originally Posted by MAD MATT
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05-26-2009, 02:40 PM #13
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bro every 1 here knows that we all just have a lil fun Originally Posted by DCB83
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05-26-2009, 02:41 PM #14
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Sure it will it will get you a beat down by Paul Blart
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05-26-2009, 02:43 PM #15
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or you could do some sort of dumb and dumber move and just throw a shoe at her as hard as you can
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05-26-2009, 02:45 PM #16
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walk in the store with your johnson hanging out as if you didnt know and just ask her were are the size 10's...while looking down at your boy...
that oughta get her attention...
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05-26-2009, 02:48 PM #17
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i could always start it off with a little joke, "hi im looking for a new pair of shoes" ...its a kids store
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05-26-2009, 02:50 PM #18
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just do it man,, you strike out you strike out. no big deal
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05-26-2009, 02:51 PM #19
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Originally Posted by DCB83
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05-26-2009, 02:57 PM #20
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i thought only teenagers and stuff go to the mall.
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05-26-2009, 03:02 PM #21
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1) He WORKS at the mall Originally Posted by zimmy
2) She WORKS at the mall
3) Where the hell do you buy your clothes?
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05-26-2009, 03:10 PM #22
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lol my bad...and my girl does my shopping :P
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05-26-2009, 03:29 PM #23
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last place on earth i want to walk in is the galleria to shop
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05-26-2009, 03:38 PM #24
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right ! That place is aweful and I don't even think they have any men's stores anyway
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05-26-2009, 03:43 PM #25
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I like the caveman approach, wait till she get off work and when she is walking out of the mall, hit the bitch in the head with a club and take her back to the mancave and fuvk the shit out of her.....she will love you in five to ten or when ever you get out....and you still get to see her at the parole hearings....win win in my book..
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05-26-2009, 04:13 PM #26
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"Hey , you work in a kid store ?" Originally Posted by DCB83
"Wanna practice on producing them !"
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05-26-2009, 07:22 PM #27
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Your girlfriend is the one that buys you your clothes? I would never allow that to happen, I got a distinct taste in clothes. Originally Posted by zimmy
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05-26-2009, 07:26 PM #28
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my wife practically lives there Originally Posted by chuckt12345
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05-26-2009, 07:29 PM #29
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just approach her and tell her your friend jbm is so damn sexy...
then I'll be the one to court her for you...
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05-26-2009, 11:38 PM #30
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LMAO!! Sounds like you've got her trained. Originally Posted by zimmy
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05-27-2009, 10:38 AM #31
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LOL. Yeah that´s the last option if you don´t come up with anything at all to say. Originally Posted by prone2rage
Btw isn´t the best pick up line to ask how much a polar bear weight? Then she says that she doesn´t know but then you have started a conversation with her so you can talk to her about something else.
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05-27-2009, 10:46 AM #32
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Secretly Folow her home after work and find out where she lives, then go there when shes at work and steal a pair of her panties. Wear them as a hat for a full week at work and I garantee she will notice you.~BC
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05-27-2009, 10:49 AM #33
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haha Originally Posted by MAD MATT
Not yet but ive only been trying this method for 20 years so fingers crossed, any time now...
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05-27-2009, 12:25 PM #34
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wait for you two to have that quick time alone then talk to her.. if you go in and her boss is up he ass shes not going to be herself and youll like like a tool walking into a kids shoe store Originally Posted by DCB83
lol
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05-27-2009, 12:36 PM #35
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Tell me the Mall you work in. I will come and show you how its done.
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05-27-2009, 01:27 PM #36
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Done.Got her number
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05-27-2009, 01:35 PM #37
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lol, your just...not right...are you?
Originally Posted by MAD MATT
Not yet but ive only been trying this method for 20 years so fingers crossed, any time now...
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05-27-2009, 01:44 PM #38
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need details....!!!!!!!!! Originally Posted by DCB83
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Thank you.. Originally Posted by RA
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yea like landing strip, shaved or what? tell us man Originally Posted by calgarian
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