Picking up women in the mall...

**DCB83** · 05-26-2009, 02:45 PM

Theres this really cute girl that works in the same mall as me. Whenever i pass by her store she looks and smiles at me like she wants to hook up. Whenever she passes by my store im always busy with sh*t otherwise i would step out for a chat. Anyway, she works in a kids shoe store and I have absolutely no reason to walk in there. And it seems like her boss is always around so it be difficult to go in there and flirt it up. Should i go in there and buy something for my niece and slip her my number?
Ive never picked up a girl like that before, no clue what to do.
She's there at random hours so waiting for a lunch break bump-in is very difficult.I have better things to do.

**StoneGRMI** · 05-26-2009, 02:47 PM

Don't buy anything at her store, just go in with confidence and ask when her break is. When she tells you when it is invite her to meet you in the food court and buy her an orange julius. Broads love orange julius.

**Matt** · 05-26-2009, 02:54 PM

Tell her your a pedophile, thats good enough reason to go in there.....

Once your in dont waste time on idol banta, just say, " look love, are you going to suck my cock later or what". Chicks dig that dirty talk....

Any other problems just let me know, im here to help...

**Lightsout2184** · 05-26-2009, 02:59 PM

i would just go in there and tell her that u been checking her out and ask her for her number so u can take her out on a date sometime.

**Immortal Soldier** · 05-26-2009, 03:15 PM

She works in a kids shoe store? LOL

Hmm...well like others said just walk in there and ask her name and chat her up a bit and ask her when her break is and get her number.

**calgarian** · 05-26-2009, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

Don't buy anything at her store, just go in with confidence and ask when her break is. When she tells you when it is invite her to meet you in the food court and buy her an orange julius. Broads love orange julius.

This is Sane advise.

**calgarian** · 05-26-2009, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

Tell her your a pedophile, thats good enough reason to go in there.....

Once your in dont waste time on idol banta, just say, " look love, are you going to suck my cock later or what". Chicks dig that dirty talk....

Any other problems just let me know, im here to help...

I bet it only works on British girls

**Matt** · 05-26-2009, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

I bet it only works on British girls

Not yet but ive only been trying this method for 20 years so fingers crossed, any time now...

**DEE151** · 05-26-2009, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by DCB83

Theres this really cute girl that works in the same mall as me. Whenever i pass by her store she looks and smiles at me like she wants to hook up. Whenever she passes by my store im always busy with sh*t otherwise i would step out for a chat. Anyway, she works in a kids shoe store and I have absolutely no reason to walk in there. And it seems like her boss is always around so it be difficult to go in there and flirt it up. Should i go in there and buy something for my niece and slip her my number?
Ive never picked up a girl like that before, no clue what to do.
She's there at random hours so waiting for a lunch break bump-in is very difficult.I have better things to do.

just let your balls drop they are to far up our ass and talk dirty to her she will fall in love with U, girls love a dirty talk cause NO mater how they look or carie there self they are all FREAKS HOES FREAK HOES FREAK HOES FREAK HOES LET THAT ASS BOUNCE FREAK HOES FREAK HOES LET THAT ASS BOUNCE LET THAT ASS BOUNCE FREAK HOES..

**DEE151** · 05-26-2009, 03:30 PM

all one more thing stop beating around the bushies and tell her u want to f-u-c-k

**DCB83** · 05-26-2009, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by Dee151

all one more thing stop beating around the bushies and tell her u want to f-u-c-k

dude, i know they like hearing that sh*t. I do it all the time. But, ive never spoken to this girl. To walk in there a go all out with "wanna f*ck" or " wanna suck my cock", isnt gonna get me anywhere lol

**Iron_Pig** · 05-26-2009, 03:40 PM

That Is why I love Brits no BS straight to the point

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

Tell her your a pedophile, thats good enough reason to go in there.....

Once your in dont waste time on idol banta, just say, " look love, are you going to suck my cock later or what". Chicks dig that dirty talk....

Any other problems just let me know, im here to help...

**DEE151** · 05-26-2009, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by DCB83

dude, i know they like hearing that sh*t. I do it all the time. But, ive never spoken to this girl. To walk in there a go all out with "wanna f*ck" or " wanna suck my cock", isnt gonna get me anywhere lol

bro every 1 here knows that we all just have a lil fun

**Iron_Pig** · 05-26-2009, 03:41 PM

Sure it will it will get you a beat down by Paul Blart

Originally Posted by DCB83

dude, i know they like hearing that sh*t. I do it all the time. But, ive never spoken to this girl. To walk in there a go all out with "wanna f*ck" or " wanna suck my cock", isnt gonna get me anywhere lol

**chuckt12345** · 05-26-2009, 03:43 PM

or you could do some sort of dumb and dumber move and just throw a shoe at her as hard as you can

**scerpico22** · 05-26-2009, 03:45 PM

walk in the store with your johnson hanging out as if you didnt know and just ask her were are the size 10's...while looking down at your boy...

that oughta get her attention...

**DCB83** · 05-26-2009, 03:48 PM

i could always start it off with a little joke, "hi im looking for a new pair of shoes" ...its a kids store

**chuckt12345** · 05-26-2009, 03:50 PM

just do it man,, you strike out you strike out. no big deal

**scerpico22** · 05-26-2009, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by DCB83

i could always start it off with a little joke, "hi im looking for a new pair of shoes" ...its a kids store

**zimmy** · 05-26-2009, 03:57 PM

i thought only teenagers and stuff go to the mall.

**Immortal Soldier** · 05-26-2009, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by zimmy

i thought only teenagers and stuff go to the mall.

1) He WORKS at the mall

2) She WORKS at the mall

3) Where the hell do you buy your clothes?

**zimmy** · 05-26-2009, 04:10 PM

lol my bad...and my girl does my shopping :P

**chuckt12345** · 05-26-2009, 04:29 PM

last place on earth i want to walk in is the galleria to shop

**zimmy** · 05-26-2009, 04:38 PM

right ! That place is aweful and I don't even think they have any men's stores anyway

***RAGE*** · 05-26-2009, 04:43 PM

I like the caveman approach, wait till she get off work and when she is walking out of the mall, hit the bitch in the head with a club and take her back to the mancave and fuvk the shit out of her.....she will love you in five to ten or when ever you get out....and you still get to see her at the parole hearings....win win in my book..

**DSM4Life** · 05-26-2009, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by DCB83

Theres this really cute girl that works in the same mall as me. Whenever i pass by her store she looks and smiles at me like she wants to hook up. Whenever she passes by my store im always busy with sh*t otherwise i would step out for a chat. Anyway, she works in a kids shoe store and I have absolutely no reason to walk in there. And it seems like her boss is always around so it be difficult to go in there and flirt it up. Should i go in there and buy something for my niece and slip her my number?
Ive never picked up a girl like that before, no clue what to do.
She's there at random hours so waiting for a lunch break bump-in is very difficult.I have better things to do.

"Hey , you work in a kid store ?"
"Wanna practice on producing them !"

**Immortal Soldier** · 05-26-2009, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by zimmy

lol my bad...and my girl does my shopping :P

Your girlfriend is the one that buys you your clothes? I would never allow that to happen, I got a distinct taste in clothes.

**gixxerboy1** · 05-26-2009, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by chuckt12345

last place on earth i want to walk in is the galleria to shop

my wife practically lives there

**jbm** · 05-26-2009, 08:29 PM

just approach her and tell her your friend jbm is so damn sexy...
then I'll be the one to court her for you...

**bushido3374** · 05-27-2009, 12:38 AM

Originally Posted by zimmy

lol my bad...and my girl does my shopping :P

LMAO!! Sounds like you've got her trained.

**mrdude** · 05-27-2009, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

I like the caveman approach, wait till she get off work and when she is walking out of the mall, hit the bitch in the head with a club and take her back to the mancave and fuvk the shit out of her.....she will love you in five to ten or when ever you get out....and you still get to see her at the parole hearings....win win in my book..

LOL. Yeah that´s the last option if you don´t come up with anything at all to say.
Btw isn´t the best pick up line to ask how much a polar bear weight? Then she says that she doesn´t know but then you have started a conversation with her so you can talk to her about something else.

**BritishColumbian** · 05-27-2009, 11:46 AM

Secretly Folow her home after work and find out where she lives, then go there when shes at work and steal a pair of her panties. Wear them as a hat for a full week at work and I garantee she will notice you.~BC

**sigman roid** · 05-27-2009, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

Not yet but ive only been trying this method for 20 years so fingers crossed, any time now...

haha

**eatrainrest** · 05-27-2009, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by DCB83

Theres this really cute girl that works in the same mall as me. Whenever i pass by her store she looks and smiles at me like she wants to hook up. Whenever she passes by my store im always busy with sh*t otherwise i would step out for a chat. Anyway, she works in a kids shoe store and I have absolutely no reason to walk in there. And it seems like her boss is always around so it be difficult to go in there and flirt it up. Should i go in there and buy something for my niece and slip her my number?
Ive never picked up a girl like that before, no clue what to do.
She's there at random hours so waiting for a lunch break bump-in is very difficult.I have better things to do.

wait for you two to have that quick time alone then talk to her.. if you go in and her boss is up he ass shes not going to be herself and youll like like a tool walking into a kids shoe store

lol

**vpchill** · 05-27-2009, 01:36 PM

Tell me the Mall you work in. I will come and show you how its done.

**DCB83** · 05-27-2009, 02:27 PM

Done.Got her number

RA · 05-27-2009, 02:35 PM

lol, your just...not right...are you?

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

Not yet but ive only been trying this method for 20 years so fingers crossed, any time now...

**calgarian** · 05-27-2009, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by DCB83

Done.Got her number

need details....!!!!!!!!!

**Matt** · 05-27-2009, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by RA

lol, your just...not right...are you?

Thank you..

**gixxerboy1** · 05-27-2009, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

need details....!!!!!!!!!

yea like landing strip, shaved or what? tell us man

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