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06-04-2009, 01:25 AM #1
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whats the deal with guinea pigs and gays?
i just gotta ask..i cant figure it out. why do queers put guinea pigs or mice up their butts? this makes no sense to me. do girls do this to their snatches too? can the guinea pigs survive such a harsh environment??
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06-04-2009, 01:57 AM #2
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i've actually heard of some guys doing this and getting off on the guinea pig dying from suffocating
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06-04-2009, 02:41 AM #3
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WTF!!!????
Does that really happen? This world is lost.
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06-04-2009, 02:44 AM #4
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06-04-2009, 02:46 AM #5
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06-04-2009, 04:39 AM #6
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Does this have something to do with Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford?
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06-04-2009, 04:58 AM #7
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Straight people do it as well. Originally Posted by powerliftmike
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06-04-2009, 05:00 AM #8
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Oh no we don't!!! We prefer cows! Originally Posted by DSM4Life
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06-04-2009, 05:02 AM #9
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Oh yea i forgot. Originally Posted by CSAR
Oh no we don't!!! We prefer cows!
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06-04-2009, 05:07 AM #10
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Nothing like a good old Holstein or Jersey up the pooper...Moo Moo Buckaroo!
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06-04-2009, 09:03 AM #11
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are u talking animal cows r women that look like cows Originally Posted by CSAR
Oh no we don't!!! We prefer cows!
I will do either.
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06-04-2009, 09:12 AM #12
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I could see jerry seinfeild opening up his comedy act with this
Seriously guys? whats with gays and guinea pigs, I mean really.
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06-04-2009, 09:27 AM #13
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what? I've never heard of this. Any pics?
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06-04-2009, 09:34 AM #14
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I believe this is the standard delivery unit.
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06-04-2009, 09:56 AM #15
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I dont' get it, what is the guinea pig going to do in the ass?
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06-04-2009, 10:05 AM #16
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scratch around and tear up your intestines and prostate for the final touch.
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06-04-2009, 10:10 AM #17
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DSM has an ''ask me'' thread,why not visit there? Originally Posted by firmechicano831
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06-04-2009, 10:16 AM #18
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it's supposto be a gerbil
google gerbiling
no medical evidence has ever supported that this happens...
however I'm guessing due to the prevalance of the urban legend, someone has tried it by now...I've had several conversations with docs working in the ER about things that have gone up peoples asses...and a gerbil ain't no thing when you've heard about a few others.
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06-04-2009, 10:21 AM #19
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Do tell
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06-04-2009, 10:34 AM #20
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well, for one it turn out lightbulbs are much bigger whore's then you would think. When one breaks...you can imagine. Originally Posted by F4iGuy
best one I heard was a white rain shampoo bottle
the big size...I mean like the bj's wholesale club size that barely fits in the corner of your tub without falling in. Somehow this guy got the whole thing up his ass, and I mean it disapeared.
the guy is laying ass in the air
the senior doc looks up his ass with his loops on and says "I don't know what it is, but it's recycleable." and there were like 6 docs standing around, the guy was awake, and everone in the room except the dude on the table almost fell over laughing.
The tried drilling a hole in the bottle and inserting a toggle to pull it out. Then a liter of shampoo ran out of the guy's ass, but no luck.
ended up taking out of the guy's abdomen with a scalpel
but yeah, stuff goes up peoples asses on the regular
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06-04-2009, 11:47 AM #21
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Same. I've got a friend who says they've seen jam jars, coat-hangers and even a gun stuffed up the arse (muzzle first). Originally Posted by Kratos
****ing weirdos.
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06-04-2009, 11:47 AM #22
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i always wondered about the gerbil, thing , they have claws and teeth, it sounds like ****ing torture,
i dont even like wiping my ass without baby wipes :/
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06-04-2009, 11:48 AM #23
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find the videeo of the guyy sticking a glass jar up his ass and it pops, ****ing nasty
or find some of the shit on bme,
search bme pain olympics
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06-04-2009, 12:22 PM #24
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Since everyone has a butthole I can see it being possible, but only heard the story with gays..but WHY and HOW? Someone above made a comment about scracthing.Exactly, do we see internal bleeding and rupture of intestines? or is the guinea pig delivered post-mortem? Originally Posted by DSM4Life
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06-04-2009, 03:02 PM #25
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The title of this thread literally made me laugh out loud.
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06-04-2009, 07:38 PM #26
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How would we know ? Why would we even care ? Originally Posted by powerliftmike
Why would you even bring this topic up ? Maybe your too curious....
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06-04-2009, 09:48 PM #27
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so nobody knows?? not even dsm?? they need to put it on mythbusters and get that urban legend bitch on there to look into it.
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06-05-2009, 03:10 AM #28
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people need to just stick to good ol fashioned fisting.
easier, and nothing dies except a little bit of self worth :P
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06-05-2009, 03:25 AM #29
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Maybe they see a guinea pig and think:
"One up the bum, no harm done"
And just go for it?
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06-05-2009, 10:08 AM #30
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Can you imagine the portion where the myth gets 'put to the test'? They'd spend all kinds of time figuring out the delivery contraption, proper angle, rodent mass, etc. Originally Posted by powerliftmike
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06-05-2009, 11:16 AM #31
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buster gets a butthole! Originally Posted by F4iGuy
Can you imagine the portion where the myth gets 'put to the test'? They'd spend all kinds of time figuring out the delivery contraption, proper angle, rodent mass, etc.
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06-05-2009, 01:50 PM #32
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they could just make a mold of adam's asshole and make it out of ballistics gel as usual.
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06-05-2009, 03:07 PM #33
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They'd blow the whole thing up at the end like they usually do.... maybe they could re-create the urban legend about the two gay guys, the stuck gerbil, and the match.
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06-05-2009, 07:16 PM #35
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do people really do this? Originally Posted by -Ender-
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06-06-2009, 02:34 AM #36
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I believe it is all urban legend.
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06-06-2009, 04:09 PM #37
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agree...i cant believe anyone can/would do this-JMHO Originally Posted by Tigershark
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06-08-2009, 11:27 AM #38
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06-08-2009, 12:14 PM #39
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No!! Whats the Deal with Gay Guinea pigs?? I caught some humping on the wheel!!
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Guinea pigs are randy ****ers. I used to own two, both brothers, and one would always try it on with his brother, and if he wasnt around, he'd try it on with the rabbits or cats. He was a playa in the Guinea world. Originally Posted by vpchill
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