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  1. 06-10-2009, 04:39 PM #1
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    you might have a std if.......

    This thread is cut, due to my poor reading skills
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    You have slept with DSM?
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    what if it is bigger than 10 inches
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brown Ninja View Post
    what if it is bigger than 10 inches
    than you are half the man I am

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    When DSM wont even blow you...
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    When you bang a chick after she had a 5 person sex party in which they all came in her mouth...
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    Quote Originally Posted by thegodfather View Post
    When you bang a chick after she had a 5 person sex party in which they all came in her mouth...
    now that sounds very familiar...
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    Man DSM gets no love on this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Can't you just feel the love....

    what dsm knows its all in fun. he shouldnt care? i like dsm even tho we dont talk that much. maybe because he dont like me lol.
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    got that one covered jbm, earlier that is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CptAmericaX View Post
    if you slept with the guy with a tv brand name's wife
    i laughed for ten minutes reading this....
    what a fukn story...
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