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  1. 06-12-2009, 07:24 PM #1
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    Funnies ever Steroid Injection Story

    Ok so did not want my girlfriend to know i was going to try steroids .... So My girls brother and I let her sleep while we did our injections. I was 19 and her brother was 17. So up stairs in the bathroom we go and lock the door.. Just at this time little did we know my G.F. woke up and came up to use the bathroom and hears some noise from behind the door. Curious she stays quiet and listens and this is what she hears..

    ME " dude never done this before is it gonna hurt?"
    Him" No I have done it a couple times and if you get the right spot no pain"
    Me" I am nervous"
    Him" I was nervous the 1st time too but now I kind of enjoy it"
    Me " what do we do first?"
    Him "Take down your pants and bend over"
    Me" What about you?"
    Him " you can do me 1st if you want"
    Me " Yeh Lets do that.. What Do I do?"
    Him "I am going to bend over, when ever you are ready just grab the skin and jab it in quick and hard."
    Me "and thats it"
    Him " No, when you get done, I get to do You!"

    That was it the next thing we hear is... WHAT THE ****??!! and my G.F. trying to break down the door thinking we were in there getting it on!!

    Always thought it was funny because if someone was listening to 2 guys shooting each other up, that is what someone would think!!
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  2. 06-12-2009, 07:38 PM #2
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    You guys shouldnt be getting it on while trying to inject steroids . you might contaminate something.
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  3. 06-12-2009, 07:41 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by ninesecz View Post
    Ok so did not want my girlfriend to know i was going to try steroids .... So My girls brother and I let her sleep while we did our injections. I was 19 and her brother was 17. So up stairs in the bathroom we go and lock the door.. Just at this time little did we know my G.F. woke up and came up to use the bathroom and hears some noise from behind the door. Curious she stays quiet and listens and this is what she hears..

    ME " dude never done this before is it gonna hurt?"
    Him" No I have done it a couple times and if you get the right spot no pain"
    Me" I am nervous"
    Him" I was nervous the 1st time too but now I kind of enjoy it"
    Me " what do we do first?"
    Him "Take down your pants and bend over"
    Me" What about you?"
    Him " you can do me 1st if you want"
    Me " Yeh Lets do that.. What Do I do?"
    Him "I am going to bend over, when ever you are ready just grab the skin and jab it in quick and hard."
    Me "and thats it"
    Him " No, when you get done, I get to do You!"

    That was it the next thing we hear is... WHAT THE ****??!! and my G.F. trying to break down the door thinking we were in there getting it on!!

    Always thought it was funny because if someone was listening to 2 guys shooting each other up, that is what someone would think!!
    God,that storey sounds gay enough without the g/f thinking you were f*cking each other.I lol'd hard.No offence.
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  4. 06-12-2009, 07:49 PM #4
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    Now I know why DSM keeps trying to get me over and give him a shot.....fuvker is trying to sleep with me...
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    Funny bro! hahahaha!!!! only 19 and 17... damn!
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  6. 06-12-2009, 08:14 PM #6
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    What did she say when she found out?
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    19 and 17 lol
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  12. 06-12-2009, 09:15 PM #12
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    And so thats what he says... Just so she can read it and think "ahhh he is not gay"


    But lets be real you were getting it on!
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    OP and his ''friend''?
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    LOL at this thread.
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    and Im calling

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    are these you guys?

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    how do i make my pictures bigger in the post?
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    The pics in this may make it as creepy as the panty sniffing thread.
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    I don't know I think the kid injecting into his ball sack cause he was told it would release faster was funnier

    or the guy that thought injecting into his ass literally meant injecting into his anus

    all of these are in the AR Hall of Shame
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    Where's DSM?
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    Now I know why DSM keeps trying to get me over and give him a shot.....fuvker is trying to sleep with me...
    I doubt there'd be much sleep going on
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  32. 06-13-2009, 07:42 AM #32
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    I hope his "girlfriend" doesnt read this post now. definately gay!
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    My girlfriend cant read this post! She Died in a car accident on July 16, 2005! Anyways she ended up not caring! I was more paranoid than she was! We all laughed our asses off after it was all over! And Yeh Sounds pretty gay but it was fu**in Funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    that's freeaky!
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    Disappointing you got a 17 year old into steroids ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    Disappointing you got a 17 year old into steroids...
    So true, he probably couldn't get his dick up for a long time.
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