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  1. 06-21-2009, 06:12 PM #1
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    found the biggest dude in the gym

    going to ask a massive dude at my gym for gear , he looks really scary , and angry, should i do it?
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    only if you first go up to him and pinch his nipples
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    When are you going to ask ? I wanna hear reply !!
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    cup check him in slow motion
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    Just grab his balls, then tell him you can tell he juices and demand some free vials or you'll tell the feds.
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    you guys are trying to get this guy killed...
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  7. 06-21-2009, 06:57 PM #7
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    When he walks by trip yourself and fall into him, and be like "oh sorry excuse me, do you have any gear"
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    Seconded. This approach will almost certainly get his attention. Then say, "Nice pecs, got gear?"

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    only if you first go up to him and pinch his nipples
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  9. 06-21-2009, 07:02 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Western Man View Post
    Seconded. This approach will almost certainly get his attention. Then say, "Nice pecs, got gear?"
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    tell him you will have sex with him in exchange for gear......then give him a big kiss...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flex Columbo;4707***
    going to ask a massive dude at my gym for gear , he looks really scary , and angry, should i do it?
    is this a joke?
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    You are so dead.
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    Tell him you are a member here, then ask for a gear...
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    Tell him you will anal him exchange for gear...
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    Tell him you are the anal king...
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    Look at him straight in the eye, then give him a flying kiss.
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    but hey if your for real and you ask for sure let us know the response,if you can,lol.
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    You want gear??????

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    I actually jut posted this sign at my gym

    WANTED: Anabolic Steroids, Test Deca, Dianabol Etc, Etc, Any amounts will pay top dollar
    Then I pout my address and phone number.

    Gee I hope I get some calls!
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    Let us know........as soon as you recover
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    Ask him if it's true that roids make your penis bigger..

    that will make him laugh and might talk to you..

    if you ask that you heard roids make your dick smaller, he'll be defensive..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninesecz View Post
    I actually jut posted this sign at my gym

    WANTED: Anabolic Steroids, Test Deca, Dianabol Etc, Etc, Any amounts will pay top dollar
    Then I pout my address and phone number.

    Gee I hope I get some calls!
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    Be sure to critique his form and tell him everything he is doing is wrong.
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  31. 06-21-2009, 09:28 PM #31
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    Why, cause thats what people do to you at the gym, and you want to see if he reacts the same way as you?
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  32. 06-21-2009, 09:28 PM #32
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    Which would be like this

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    hall of shame material?
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    wink at him in changing rooms then invite him to sauna for the further discussion
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  39. 06-22-2009, 06:26 AM #39
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    this was just a joke fellas i wasnt serious
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