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  1. 06-27-2009, 08:36 PM #1
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    Michael Jackson jokes (tasteless, of course)

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    Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
    A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

    Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
    A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

    Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
    A: Because there are twenty of them.

    Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
    A: Two 5 year olds.

    Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
    A: From a catalogue.

    Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
    A: He thought it was a delivery service.

    Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
    A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

    Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
    A: Michael Jackson’s hand.

    Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
    A: Little Boy Blew.

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Little Boy Blue.
    Little Boy Blue who?
    Michael Jackson.

    If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.

    Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
    A: Several children have fingered him.

    Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like to lose foot races to little boys?
    A: He likes to come in a little behind.

    Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence?
    A: When the big hand touches the little hand...

    Q: What's the first problem the Michael's child will have in life?
    A: Figuring out which parent is his mother.

    Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
    A: Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.

    Q: What do Micheal Jackson and Saddam Hussein have in common?
    A: They both pulled out of Jordan.

    Q: Have you heard about the foundation that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor have started?
    A: It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund.

    Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist?
    A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.
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  2. 06-27-2009, 08:41 PM #2
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    nice hehehe!
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    I dare sombody to go to the funeral, look into the coffin, shake their head and say '' he looks so pale''.
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    Q:What did michael jackson say to all the people suing him when he died?

    A:Hehe he he he he he he
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    Smooth Criminal!
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  7. 06-27-2009, 08:52 PM #7
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    What were the only things Farrah wanted when got to heavin?
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    A1: God please make all the children in the world safe, so God took Michael Jackson...

    A2: God why did I get anal cancer? God: you is a ho bieatch!
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    that's just plain wrong but funny.
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    Jacko's last words...
    Take me to Childrens Hospital.
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  12. 06-27-2009, 09:12 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by stpete;4720***
    Jacko's last words...
    Take me to Childrens Hospital.
    Reason why MJ dies:

    The last child ran off

    Why is that important:
    Mofo is broke
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    I heard that Michael Jackson was mostly made of plastic so they are gonna cremate him and melt him down into legos so kids can play with him for a change
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    I am fuvking crying bro...good stuff..
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    Whats gonna happen to MJ's body,

    Autopsy: for 99%

    Dick: will have dna traces taken off to match the cronic child molestation in CA
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    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayth a 1'' dick is only 1% of the man
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    I heard he died from food poisoning, apparently he ate some 10 year old nuts
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    What do Michael Jackson and K-mart have in common?

    They both have boys shorts half off !!
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    Racing News 28/06/09: Jockeys at next weeks Flemington meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.
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    Breaking News: Michael Jackson is not really dead, he was just taken to the children's hospital for a stroke
    Last edited by dezza6969; 06-29-2009 at 08:13 PM.
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    urgent announcement........
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    good home for abandoned monkey.....very friendly and likes being wanked off with a white glove
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    Micheal Jacksons girlfriend is said to be devastated
    "first my parents leave me in Portugal now this"
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    In the spirt of recycling Jackon will be melted down to make plastic cups so that kids can still get their lips around his rim
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    did you hear Jackson wants his ashes to be made in to rice crispies......he wants the feeling of going through a kids arse one last time
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