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  1. 06-28-2009, 05:47 PM #1
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    Stripper pole as a birthday present?

    We're looking to send this feminist bītch "friend" of ours a stripper pole as her 21st birthday present since we just love and respect her oh so much! However, we're wondering if there are any other, perhaps even more offensive and fitting items to give to this feminazi? Would the gentlemen of this fine board offer us some advice on this matter?

    P.S. I recognize that sounds awfully immature of my friends and I, but I insist that this will be a most entertaining endeavour. Thank you!
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  2. 06-28-2009, 05:52 PM #2
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    Bro just buy a female dancer as a Bday present $100 and have the girl show up dressed as a cop... Those are so funny...
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  3. 06-28-2009, 06:00 PM #3
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    Get a big ol' fat stripper to show up at her workplace.


    Send me the stripper pole. My rec rooms definitely needs a pole.
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    Hell yes, have the ho show up at her work mid day for at lunch time...

    Freakin feminazi better support the woman's right to work...
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  5. 06-28-2009, 06:10 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dancer View Post
    Hell yes, have the ho show up at her work mid day for at lunch time...

    Freakin feminazi better support the woman's right to work...
    I like the idea, but unfortunately she's a jobless college student living with her parents for the summer! Thanks though! Any other ideas?
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  6. 06-28-2009, 06:18 PM #6
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    send her a big ass black dido or wire it to the front of her car...send her a male blow up doll with a huge cock...and so on....lots of dirty gifts out there...
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  7. 06-28-2009, 06:23 PM #7
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    Send her an apron and some dishes. Maybe a cleaning bucket with those yellow gloves and scrubbing brushes and stuff like that in it. Put on the card that you really think enough of her to help her become the complete woman. Deliver it in person, then ask her to fix you some coffee. When your done with the cup hand it back to her and say thank you!
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  8. 06-28-2009, 06:24 PM #8
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    send her a subscription to Good House Keeping magazine.
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    Buy her this shirt. Tshirthell.com

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  10. 06-28-2009, 07:05 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    Send her an apron and some dishes. Maybe a cleaning bucket with those yellow gloves and scrubbing brushes and stuff like that in it. Put on the card that you really think enough of her to help her become the complete woman. Deliver it in person, then ask her to fix you some coffee. When your done with the cup hand it back to her and say thank you!
    I like this idea
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  11. 06-28-2009, 07:15 PM #11
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    I had a very similar friend. She was so uptight. Kinda weird.

    We bought her a 2 and a 1/2 inch thick butt-plug.

    .... We got my room-mate this "sex-donkey" for his birthday too. It was pretty funny.. hole in the a*s to ram it! ahhahaha. maybe she'd like one of those?
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    Get her a logging chain so she can pull that stick out of her ass.
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  15. 06-28-2009, 07:47 PM #15
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    You should get her one of these.

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  16. 06-29-2009, 12:26 AM #16
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    Get her a 12 in Black dildo.
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