this is for immortal and anyone else to come ask their questions on how to pick up chicks at the gym. or dudes if thats your bag, but i dont think we really need a thread for that.
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this is for immortal and anyone else to come ask their questions on how to pick up chicks at the gym. or dudes if thats your bag, but i dont think we really need a thread for that.
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get in awesome shape become a personal trainer and bang every hot chick you train.
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Backstory cliffnotes:
- hot great body blonde always glances at me during workouts well at least the last 2 days
- She comes and leaves with this bald dude who looks 30-40 years old
- Her staring is obiviously "flirting" related
- If so, then that would mean that guy isn't her boyfriend? Or maybe a relative? Or maybe is her boyfriend. They both speak russian or esatern european to each other.
Now that your caught up: Read on
Originally Posted by immortal soldier
yo i got a story to tell you, so today me and my friend walk back in their and its an la fitness and when you walk in the top floor has a bunch of treadmills over looking the entrance and computer section where the trainers are. So i walk in and that hot 25 year old blonde is up and she sees me and just stares at me i continue walking talking to my friend and i look up and she looks back down and we just stare at each for 3-4 seconds before i look back at my friend (i thought i was a ***** for being the first one to break the stare, i should have at least waved or something)
anyway so an hour later were doing our workout and she comes down and these two guys who were probably 20 something notice her and just stare at her than get back to what there doing while one of them always still steals glances.
Anyway so i am doing my thing shes looks at me from time to time and i dont want to look her way to just stare at her since it woudl be obivous she comes behind and walks to get some weights and stares at looks away and i stare and she catches. So this goes on and on, anyway i continue my workout and end up pretty much ignoring her.
Then comes the bald dude, and i find out they are russian or western europe cuz they talk in that language and the dude looks like 35-40 so i cant tell if its her boyfriend/husband/friend whatever so i am lost on what to do.
She is going to be there tomm, what should i do? The dude stares at me from time to time, i think he knows i look at her or something.
I don't want to go up there and find out thats her husband or something and feel like a dick or hit on her when her husband isn't there (usually they are separate during most of their workouts one is across teh gym the other is somewhere else and only towards the end do i see them together)
i need advice
my dilemma
Last edited by Immortal Soldier; 07-02-2009 at 02:02 AM.
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ok man, i have had this exact shit or similar happen to me a few times and i have gotten laid off it a few times. granted i didnt have the bald guy in the picture, but really he shouldnt matter, if the bitch is after your nuts its not your fault. and also im 34 so if your 21 your even sexier to some chicks. (although the smart bitches go for us more experienced dudes)
anyways, most like your situation:
i had this jailbait lookin tall hottie (turned out she was 18) with a great ass who i noticed staring me down one day like that, so i started watching her, and she did it everytime i was at the gym. just blatantly staring like you described. so after like the third day i walked up to her and just said hi, whats your name, she says diana. i say, it looks like you want to talk to me, heres my number call me if you like. i pretty much acted like it didnt matter one way or the other to me, which it didnt. i had a piece of paper and on it i wrote 'you think you can handle me? xxx-xxxx'. no joke that is exactly what i wrote. she called me later that day, told me i had crazy game and i ended up boning her that night. had her panties in my top drawer till my last gf found my panty collection. some guys will tell you always to get the number from the girl because bitches dont like to call guys, but in this situation if you give her your number and she calls you know baldie doesnt matter. if you want to test the waters you can try just talking to her one day, but if she really just stares you down like you say im pretty sure she wants the cock.
other gym hookups for me were when i was PT'in at a gym so that doesnt exactly apply here. when bitches talk to you a lot they feel they can start to take liberties with what they say if your easygoing and cool. innuendo is a open door.
having a 220 pound single digit bf frame just does it for some broads. use it while you can, never look back.
he who dies having boned the most hot bitches and gotten the least amount of std's wins.
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Aite I dont think I can do the paper situation due to the fact that she comes in with that dude and I dont think it would be in wise taste until I found out who that dude is in relation to her. Last thing I want is the bitch to tell the dude what I did (dude isnt big at all just an average gym goer) what I did and have it be awkard everytime I go to the gym.ok man, i have had this exact shit or similar happen to me a few times and i have gotten laid off it a few times. granted i didnt have the bald guy in the picture, but really he shouldnt matter, if the bitch is after your nuts its not your fault. and also im 34 so if your 21 your even sexier to some chicks. (although the smart bitches go for us more experienced dudes
anyways, most like your situation:
i had this jailbait lookin tall hottie (turned out she was 18) with a great ass who i noticed staring me down one day like that, so i started watching her, and she did it everytime i was at the gym. just blatantly staring like you described. so after like the third day i walked up to her and just said hi, whats your name, she says diana. i say, it looks like you want to talk to me, heres my number call me if you like. i pretty much acted like it didnt matter one way or the other to me, which it didnt. i had a piece of paper and on it i wrote 'you think you can handle me? xxx-xxxx'. no joke that is exactly what i wrote. she called me later that day, told me i had crazy game and i ended up boning her that night. had her panties in my top drawer till my last gf found my panty collection. some guys will tell you always to get the number from the girl because bitches dont like to call guys, but in this situation if you give her your number and she calls you know baldie doesnt matter. if you want to test the waters you can try just talking to her one day, but if she really just stares you down like you say im pretty sure she wants the cock.
other gym hookups for me were when i was PT'in at a gym so that doesnt exactly apply here. when bitches talk to you a lot they feel they can start to take liberties with what they say if your easygoing and cool. innuendo is a open door.
having a 220 pound single digit bf frame just does it for some broads. use it while you can, never look back.
he who dies having boned the most hot bitches and gotten the least amount of std's wins.
Congrats though, 34 and banging an 18 year damn thats pretty good. You ever talk to her again? Or was it just a one night stand?
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actually i was 30 when that went down, and yes i boned her for about a month no strings attached until i got with an even hotter bitch. she would just call me, i would go pick her up (from her parents lol), bring her to my place, handle bizness, then take her home most nights.
but back to you, man if she is really just giving you those i want your dick eyes, what have you got to lose? is the dude gonna fight you or something if you are somehow mistaken? my worldly knowledge up to this point in my life is that most of us worry too much about shit, myself included. but i understand about not wanting to fvck with your gym mojo, i have had that happen to me several times in gyms, problems with some guy or another. its dealable. no one really wants to brawl at the gym.
and in the end what did you do? give a chick your number. she is interested or she isnt. if i tried to fight every dude who tried to hit on or get up on my bitch right now i would be in the ufc by now.
Last edited by Darksyde; 07-02-2009 at 03:17 AM.
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Darkside you are a male slapper. haha LOVE IT
I have a similar situation, i am 25 and not as big as you chaps. Only 5 11" 193lbs but i get a stair from a chick in my gym. She is around 18 or 19 and HOT, every time she uses the drink machine i always catch her looking over my direction.
I suppose Immortal solider if your pretty sure she is game, i am talking 80% sure then go for it man. When she walks past next time just say "Hi you ok" and roll from there bro. She should pick up from the leadI was very shy when younger but now i can pull so easy in clubs just my going to introduce myself to a girl i like. IF you get a knock back then its better to say you tried
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seriously man.
if there is one thing i could go back and tell myself as a teen it would be just go for it. all the time. shit isnt all that. you only go through life once, and in the end time is the most precious thing there is. you got x amount and there is no way you can change it.
that hot bitch you thought might have liked you in PE but you never said shit because she was so hot and could have any dude?.. guess what, she did like you. girls dont think like us. bitches have self image issues too. even chicks that look perfect to you will probably have body issues with themselves about something. and the things that chicks like about dudes, especially when we are younger, could be the stupidest ass thing. a haircut, your nose, that stupid clothing style your wearing with the tight pants and 3 belts and highlights.. and they dont normally give you a clue as to what they are thinking. its like they have some sort of club or something, they all get together in elementary school and are taught not to ever show a boy you like him, make him come to you and jump through x amount of hoops.. of course there are plenty of exceptions, as above.. you gotta take these and run with em.
off topic and i hate to continue with the blanket statements, but if you really want to get lots of bitches, they care more about money than a lot of stuff really. once they reach their later 20's and beyond financial status comes a lot more into play, they cant help it, they want to feel secure.
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im sure i just ingraciated myself to all the female members with this thread lol
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Hahaha. It's so trueeee.
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Dude - if it's an Eastern European chick - BANG HER GOOD! ALL them EPers wax their pvssies, especially the blond ones. I bet that dude is JUST a friend of hers. Who knows maybe she's into threesomes too, them Romanians do pretty much anything you ask them, as long as it's a game, or there's some kind of competition/newly found experimentation involved! Trust me!
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lol,
I agree with what your saying, the younger girls want hot lads and to party etc. Where i think when they get to my age "25" from what i notice they seem to want more security.,
I must say though Dark i pulled a girl last weekend in a club and she comes down tomorrow for the weekend, she is STUNNING and man i can not wait
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well try to examine how the act around each other, its possible they are just brother and sister, do they look alike at all? the fact that they are from another country means they could have a close relationship though so dont be fooled.
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I usually ask the hottie if we can use her AARP card to get discount at Denny's . I like dinner and a date .
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That's a good idea w/ the number and message on it. Normally, dude's just ask for a number and that's it. I'm gonna have to try that one next time.ok man, i have had this exact shit or similar happen to me a few times and i have gotten laid off it a few times. granted i didnt have the bald guy in the picture, but really he shouldnt matter, if the bitch is after your nuts its not your fault. and also im 34 so if your 21 your even sexier to some chicks. (although the smart bitches go for us more experienced dudes
anyways, most like your situation:
i had this jailbait lookin tall hottie (turned out she was 18) with a great ass who i noticed staring me down one day like that, so i started watching her, and she did it everytime i was at the gym. just blatantly staring like you described. so after like the third day i walked up to her and just said hi, whats your name, she says diana. i say, it looks like you want to talk to me, heres my number call me if you like. i pretty much acted like it didnt matter one way or the other to me, which it didnt. i had a piece of paper and on it i wrote 'you think you can handle me? xxx-xxxx'. no joke that is exactly what i wrote. she called me later that day, told me i had crazy game and i ended up boning her that night. had her panties in my top drawer till my last gf found my panty collection. some guys will tell you always to get the number from the girl because bitches dont like to call guys, but in this situation if you give her your number and she calls you know baldie doesnt matter. if you want to test the waters you can try just talking to her one day, but if she really just stares you down like you say im pretty sure she wants the cock.
other gym hookups for me were when i was PT'in at a gym so that doesnt exactly apply here. when bitches talk to you a lot they feel they can start to take liberties with what they say if your easygoing and cool. innuendo is a open door.
having a 220 pound single digit bf frame just does it for some broads. use it while you can, never look back.
he who dies having boned the most hot bitches and gotten the least amount of std's wins.
Anabolic Member
True, the fact they speak the same language could go both ways either they are related (like you said) or they are married or together.
It's hard to say if they look like each other at all, I mean the dude is bald like Vin Diesel and has generic facial features while the girl is a blonde bombshell basically.
Like I said, I am not worried about the dude trying to fight me or anything like that since I am one of the bigger dudes at my gym for my age. But I dont want to go to the gym after I "hit on" her and find out thats her husband, because then it ruins my gym "mojo".
I go there to lift, hence why I go late at night, no distractions (besides these two blondes who come in at the same time).
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man up immortal....
go up to the chick and tell her u do 64 sets for ur arms....that should work bro...
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if that dun impress her tell her you wanna rim her for 45mins (shit or bust I say)
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Ok, regardless of whether or not the guy could beat your ass....It would be really fu**in disrespectful for you to try and slip the girl your number if it is in fact his wife. You dont go around disrespecting people and being a jerkoff just because you're bigger than them, thats highschool shit. You should be less concerned with it ruining your gym mojo, and more concerned about looking like a fu**ing jerkoff.
You should tread lightly and just try to become acquainted with the girl before going over the top and throwing your digits at her. It sounds like a pretty good move, shows confidece, and I'd say go for it, if you weren't aware that she comes to the gym everyday with a dude. I'd rather assume its her husband, and not look like a tool, than to risk it. Just my opinion bro...
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Haha, I just did triceps yesterday. Totally killed them, biceps today....its going to be sweet sweet agony
Maybe you should read all the posts before you judge me, I already said I am not doing the number thing and one of the reasons I dont want to just start hitting on her is because I do want to be a tool and screw over the guy like that and THE OTHER REASON IS, I like to have my gym mojo intact. Thats why I pay for the membership to lift, not to meet girls. Hell in a month and half I will be back up at FSU and I got all the girls I can ask for.
But like I said, I have to do something, maybe just wave at her the next time she stares, if she seems interested or comes up and talks to me than thats his problem. His girl likes my dick what can I say
There is another blonde (not as hot, older in her 30's) who comes there as well and she has started staring at me hardcore and she is never with anyone so if this one doesnt workout maybe I can hit on the other one
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If I whip out my 3 inch cock will that get me laid. I got big muscles...
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If you are me, Just show up thats all you need to do...
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Things that get you Laid at the gym?
Having a massive massive cock
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Having loads and loads of money
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DAMNIT
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have you got loads and loads of money though?DAMNIT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjiIirDgHzI
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LOL that's one funny dwarf
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^^^ nice youtube post.
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m8 are you some sort of super model or somthing . because ive never meet or known anyonr that gets woman so worked up that they just have to throw themselves at him . like im no oil painting but im no mutt and never once have i ever had to fight off 1 woman never mind the amount of woman that seem to want you . lol
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My face and my brazen over confidence in my face.
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LOL, I wouldn't say they "throw themselves" at me, but I can read people really good and not just to see if they like me. If I spend 10 mins with a person I can fully guage their personality, how they would react in certain situations, etc. so that helps.
If they "threw themselves" at me, I wouldn't have to do anything just watch them come and talk to me. Instead they just check me out, like if the average guy saw a really hot girl (not saying I am really hot guy or anything just giving an example) most dudes would just check her out and eye her, but not make the move. Same applies with woman towards men, if a woman thinks a guy is hot she really isn't going to just come up to him (nine times out of 10).
Also women find the littlest thing to think you are hot about, unlike guys that do overall body, face, and assests.
But this body isn't always a blessing, alot of times it intimidates girls from talking to you or making a move because they feel intimidated by your body stature.
I mean I am no Brad Pitt or Leanardo Dicapprio, but then again I know tons of guys who get hit on and are just average looking.
Last edited by Immortal Soldier; 07-03-2009 at 01:04 PM.
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when im warming up on the bike and i get a chubby and wink at the girl next to
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I cant explain the science behind this but it has happened to me on many occasions mostly while on vacation. I think I had about 5 different girls in one week in Cuba not to mention the ones I turned down.m8 are you some sort of super model or somthing . because ive never meet or known anyonr that gets woman so worked up that they just have to throw themselves at him . like im no oil painting but im no mutt and never once have i ever had to fight off 1 woman never mind the amount of woman that seem to want you . lol
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when doing curls, i say " i dont know if you heard me counting but im at 1000"
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i hear what you are saying about when u where a teenager.if i could have only read womens body language then as i can today...........there was alot of tail that was mine for the taking,but i was a bit shy and well just couldent see the signs.
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hey immortal just wait till shes woking out and go up to her and ask "do you need a spot or will her husband do that for you?" you dont need to be an *sshole and she will definately give you the answer you want.
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okay i have an idea, did u say she worked there or no? if she dont work there then go to the counter and see if maybe the person at the counter knows. if u find out its her brother or something then its fair game and have fun.
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