she was a virgin, now she can't get enough penis
maybe you'd be less creepy if you got laid once in awhile
you're going out with a loaded gun
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once upon a time there was a fat kid and his name was ruhl
he stared at all the ladies
and they thought he was an ugly fat fool
the look on his face was like a whale with rabies
and they thought he was a massive tool
guess he'll never have a girlfried or babies
thank god, he just isn't cool
you guys are such assholes
i'll have you know, that i've become....INDESTRUCTIBLE
take a last look around while you lie
lets do this SHIT mutha****a.....yep....LEGZECUTION baby
annihilation will be unavoidable.
get big or die mutha****a
I'm watching gays fix up their house on tv
there sure are a lot of gays on daytime TV
spent an hour trying to dig glass out of my foot, I don't think I got it all
oh well, it's with me for life now i guess
go time bitches
Haz.... reporting in for whore duty.....
~Haz~
fukk me sideways and call me susie
i didnt whore at all today!
stupid computer at work had internet problems all day
and probably tomorrow
i feel so weak and pitiful
i had a 102 fever all weekend.
i have strep throat
its finally getting better.
but i can still barely eat
oh and ruhl. your def creepy
its not a bad thing.
just a thing
lol
Get well soon dukki
Someone got sand in their vagina...Quote:
i feel so weak and pitiful
*sigh* i guess i'm creepy
Doesn't surprise me...Quote:
but there aren't any of those....
no matter....not many are worthy of being in my presence.
Hahaha - whatever you have to do to make it right in your mind.
EXAMPLE:
If one of my friends comes up to me and says; "Dude, I'm done having sex with girls for the rest of my life. No more blowjobs. No more butt-to-mouth. No more girls in lingerie. They're not worthy."
In the end - he's gay.
hmmm but most of them aren't worthy....at least not of my cock and the pleasure i would bring them.....they're lazy dumb fatties.....
Hahahahaha. Alright there Ted Bundy.