Whats on the list today D?
Me, I have back/bi's
Swoll time
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Whats on the list today D?
Me, I have back/bi's
Swoll time
^^^^^^^^^^
That sounded like a teenager
Let me rephrase. I'm going to gym to have an extraordinary workout
Gotta hang some blinds and pictures for the wife.Quote:
Originally Posted by AXx
Then it's shoulders, bis, and tris for me. I've tried incorporating them in with other muscle groups in many variations and it seems that giving them their own day provides the best workout for me
Sounds like a planQuote:
Originally Posted by Dpyle
Honey do list is always good
I got to put together a bed and move more furniture
At least you know what you have to do. I've needed to hang these photos for weeks and she still can't tell me where she wants them. But rest assured every Friday rolls around and it's " do you think you could help me hang the pictures this weekend"?Quote:
Originally Posted by AXx
Just hang them all sorts of crazy all over house
Then you won't have to ever hang pictures again
My wife would always ask me to get something out of her purse, I never could find anything in there. I turned it upside down and threw everything all over the couch, guess what?
I DON'T GET TO GET ANYTHING OUT OF HER PURSE ANYMORE, lol.
Wish it were that simple. If I did that I'd never hear the end of it until they were all hung proper. My wife isn't much of a do it yourself type when it comes to things like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by AXx
Oh well I tried, lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Dpyle
hahaha I like your styleQuote:
Originally Posted by AXx
I do the same, gets me out of a lot of house work
Fold the laundry poorly, she never asks again, Not scrubbing the dishes well enough, no more of those either
Only chore I can't seem to shake is vaccuming, any ideas? lol
Break the vacuum?!?!?!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by jasc
I don't mind helping out
I normally sweep and mop because I don't like the way anyone else does it
Install hardwood. That's what I did. I don't mind the 10 minutes it takes to do the kitchen living room and hall with the swiffer.Quote:
Originally Posted by jasc
Browns vs. Bengals!
Let us pray
"Dear lord, On this fine sunday our Browns fans are in a time of need. Please either strike down our terrible quarterback or give him the balls and skills he has been lacking for the last 28 yrs."
That is all
ehh then I just have to buy a new vaccumQuote:
Originally Posted by AXx
thx though
Really?!?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by jasc
LOL
No you want just tell her it's broke thenQuote:
Originally Posted by jasc
Put it up and pretend you don't know what she is speaking of
Or as D has just explained spend 2 grand on hardwood and you can run a dustmop over it in 5 minutes.
Hardwood floors are sharpQuote:
Originally Posted by Dpyle
Can't replace the floors though, we're just renting the condo
Although it would be nice
Condo, Pfffttt!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by jasc
Kidding, just vacuum and love it
Supposedly a female that has a male companion that does his share of the chores is more likely to have sexual relations with said woman. It's makes them horny to see us do chores?? Really?
Mmmm frosted Magic Hat!
The underside of the cap has spoken
"Raise Hopes Not Fears"
Condos are great my friend. No yard work/maintenance/depreciation :)Quote:
Originally Posted by AXx
I think that rule only applies if you're married. ;)
It very well may
I have never been jumped while sweeping so it might not do the same for the bride
Although a condo with none of the above would be nice. I would prefer it be tropical tho
yup a nice balcony and apartment (condo) for me anyday over a houseQuote:
Originally Posted by jasc
usually they pretty new so that means modern i.e wood/tile floor, marble worktops etc while houses can be tired and boring........
No depreciation in a house unless you just really let it go. I bought my house for about 20k below the appraisal value and it was only 12 years old at the time. The current tax appraisal is about 35k more than I paid and doesn't include the renovations I've done on the inside.Quote:
Originally Posted by jasc
You're lucky bud. I know many ppl whose houses are worth 1/2 of what they paid for em 10 yrs ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dpyle
i dont think i hoem is a good investment. Most people look at what they paid for it. But also look how much you are paying with the interest on the mortgage. All the cost of repairs you have to make over the years. The time you spend up keeping it. Mowing the lawn and the equipment you have to purchase to do that. The insurance on the home. All that ads up.
I timed my purchase just right! I bought it about 3 years ago and knowing it was a starter home as I was single at the time. I wasn't looking for anything great just something to build up from. Working with my real estate agent he found me this house and I knew it was perfect for my plans. It hadn't made it into forclosure just yet but the owners were only a few weeks away from it when I got it in to contract. So I got my starter home for their payoff amount.Quote:
Originally Posted by jasc
I mean it's nothing major. It's a 3br 2ba about 1100 sq feet. But the equity will put the family and I into a much nicer house when we are ready to sell.
Sounds like you got a good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dpyle
Buying in a down market is a great way to get a get a nice place for a great price. Just gotta play it wisely, which it sounds like ya did.
My house came with goats
Fvckin retarded neighbors
Did I mention retarded neighbors
i find that removing the exhaust from a cbr and bouncing it off the limiter for a few mins at 7am does wonders for relationship with neighboursQuote:
Originally Posted by AXx
Lol. If I had one I would do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
Had to almost kick this guys ass he would ride his 4 wheeler in the back right up against my fence.
I stopped him one day and "gently" told him that if it continued to ride and look in my windows I would bury him under his own house. Something like that
Would be a real shame if his house caught fire when noone was home n the FD was late to respond :)Quote:
Originally Posted by AXx
Oopppssss!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by jasc
did you ask him if he wanted his quadbike buried with him and the extra work would be no problem since your such a good neighbour?Quote:
Originally Posted by AXx
I shouldve thought of that. Dammit
next time they go out throw birdfeed all over their patio and decking, cars, barbacue etc
it makes for some interesting decorations..........
Lol. That would be crazy funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by DanB
I should do that.
Ever since the little conversation we had I have had no other run ins with hime
yeah id say he shit himself haha
hey i must sound like a great neighbour dont i bahahahaha
After all this you definitely sound like an awesome neighbor, hahaha
Solid ideaQuote:
Originally Posted by DanB
Or depending how far apart your houses are get some of that bee phermone that bee keepers use. Spray it in his garage/deck/whatever Every bee within miles will be swarmin that house.
bahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by jasc
im robbing this for future use
my future victims em thank you
Jasc, oh Jasc where are you???
Your watching NFL right??
How tired already are you of hearing "oh my, if we had the real refs then these calls would/would not be getting called"
Good grief they are refs to, its not like the movie the replacements where they grabbed some dudes off the street.
Enough is enough already!!!!