dukkits international house o whores

[DanB]

Lol, and you are a cheeky bollicks too, I'm from the city kid. I'm outta here enjoy chatting

ah dont go have i hurt ya?haha

[DanB]

Stop the lights! The head on him and the price of turnips! Are ye lookin for a claim? Are you lookin at me or waitin on a bus?? Ohhh Are ye headin'?

How's that? Did I do it right?

story kid, what the scenario, did ya sort that yolk? i fancy a few gargles but here im in the horrors,

translate

easy one to start ya off

[austinite]

Havn't got a baldy

[DanB]

Havn't got a baldy

havnt a scooby doo have ya?

[AXx]

I only wish I knew what the you guys were talking about

[austinite]

Go an' ask the butt end o' me bollix!

[DanB]

Go an' ask the butt end o' me bollix!

the bell end of me flute?

[austinite]

^ That fella'd skin a fart

[DanB]

^ That fella'd skin a fart

yeah and id say you would peel an orange in your pocket

[austinite]

lol. Ok you win. I can't slang.

[jasc]

Off work. And finally home.

Time for a nice dinner for the wife and I.

Lobster and shrimp stuffed ravioli with a nice Chardonnay to wash it down.

lucky man

that sounds delicious

[DanB]

lol. Ok you win. I can't slang.

ya not got the patter?

[AXx]

I'm gonna eat 2 half chickens

[Dpyle]

I'm gonna eat 2 half chickens

Why not just eat a whole chicken? Not enough for ya?

[DanB]

I'm gonna eat 2 half chickens

crispy skin?

[Times Roman]

which one of you HoBags forgot to flush the toilet?

[Dpyle]

which one of you HoBags forgot to flush the toilet?

Not me! There isn't enough fiber in my diet to make mine that soft.

[AXx]

Why not just eat a whole chicken? Not enough for ya?

Local BBQ place only smokes half chicken so I got 2

crispy skin?

Hell no is soggy, so I just take it off and throw it away, I will feed it to my coyote buddy here at the FD

[AXx]

22 more post for 70,000 post to the thread

Should do them all

21 more now

[AXx]

[AXx]

My view of the game Saturday.

[AXx]

I wanna see this type of game

I wanna be the quarterback.

[RaginCajun]

I wanna see this type of game

I wanna be the quarterback.

Yummmmmmmmm!

[AXx]

Where you been all day

Kickball?

Titties?

Driving??

[RaginCajun]

Where you been all day

Kickball?

Titties?

Driving??

Real busy at work

My body hates what I put it thru this weekend

Can't wait to sleep!

[AXx]

Real busy at work

My body hates what I put it thru

Can't wait to sleep!

Yeah my 2 hr nap today has got me screwed up

Rub one out that will help with sleep

Lol

[RaginCajun]

Yeah my 2 hr nap today has got me screwed up

Rub one out that will help with sleep

Lol

Haha!

I need an IV and a few naps!

And I need some soft tits to lay my head in between

[AXx]

Haha!

I need an IV and a few naps!

And I need some soft tits to lay my head in between

I thinking about face timing the bride

Maybe having a show,

I can you an IV

[RaginCajun]

I thinking about face timing the bride

Maybe having a show,

I can you an IV

From what I've seen, you will have one hell of a show!!!

I have put one in myself before when I was hammered!

Wish I had a supply of them!

[AXx]

From what I've seen, you will have one hell of a show!!!

I have put one in myself before when I was hammered!

Wish I had a supply of them!

It will be a show alright

Yeah I actually got kicked out of IV class cause I started one on myself and the teacher was pissed

I told him to fvk off, I paid him to teach me, lol

I have started one on myself many times due to dehydration

I sweat horribly

[Bigshotvictoria]

Can't get through my meal

Need to squeeze one more in too

And I have 2 hours till I have to hit the sack

Cant stomach it right now.

[AXx]

Did you save any people today?

Man up and eat, you will thank me later

I see your getting the hang of whoring

[AXx]

8 more left

Duk will not be around for this milestone

Nor the other whores

[AXx]

Test is kicking in

Face is getting oily

Need to pay close attention so I don't get acne

[Bigshotvictoria]

Did you save any people today?

Man up and eat, you will thank me later

I see your getting the hang of whoring

Nah.

Still on the oilfield.

Nobody really gets hurt here.

Back on car next week.

Working metro, missed multiple GSW yesterday.

Buddy of mine got that one.

[AXx]

Nah.

Still on the oilfield.

Nobody really gets hurt here.

Back on car next week.

Working metro, missed multiple GSW yesterday.

Buddy of mine got that one.

I honestly don't miss $hit like that anymore

I gets old really

I guess I have seen it day in day out for 12 straight years, I starts to take a toll an a feller

[AXx]

Murder/suicides

Husband tortures wife then shoots here then blows his brains out

Babies dying, I don't like it anymore.

I'm glad my dept now is kinda slow As compared to where I have worked

[Bigshotvictoria]

I honestly don't miss $hit like that anymore

I gets old really

I guess I have seen it day in day out for 12 straight years, I starts to take a toll an a feller

It was targeted, so easier not to get emotionally involved.

Delivered a baby back in June, that was amazing

Had a SIDS back before christmas. Still have bad dreams once or twice a week.

[AXx]

I have stories upon stories I could probably blow some people's mind

The baby thing, yeah been there done that, both sides

[AXx]

Here it is

70,000th post

Where is my prize?