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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    As a reward for my job accomplishment..... I get the gf's brown eye tonite :-)
    Nice

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    ^^^^ Damn that looks like it could have been painful if she had not ducked and rolled just enough to not crush her skull.

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    You know I feel like they ask a little to much personal information on resume's sometimes.

    It's always bothered me when they ask if I have been convicted of a crime. Of course I always say no. Under neath that they ask why. Of course I always put because I had a good attorney. What next, do they want to know my attorneys name???


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    Just got back from ER. No fun. Still feel like crap
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Just got back from ER. No fun. Still feel like crap
    What up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Just got back from ER. No fun. Still feel like crap
    Sounds like you may need more than just the good looking lady with the bowl of soup
    ...maybe 2 good looking ladies.....and some soup.
    Hope you get to feeling better soon!
    There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Just got back from ER. No fun. Still feel like crap
    Whats up there Aust? ER is not a good place to be. Everything OK?

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    Morning turd hole stuffers.

    Need more sleep.

    Austin... Knock it off and get better

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    Bike! AG! Lov!

    What it be like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Bike! AG! Lov!

    What it be like?
    Yup, sounds like you need more sleep. M2. working 14hrs today, 16hrs yesterday. I can use the OT though with all the house expenses.

    I had to tell the wife to NOT open any more packages that come for me when Im gone. She opened the daughters Christmas present in front of here. Of course she thought it was mine but there are more coming that are for her so NO opening packages.

    Yeah yeah I plan on playing with it too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts
    Yup, sounds like you need more sleep. M2. working 14hrs today, 16hrs yesterday. I can use the OT though with all the house expenses. I had to tell the wife to NOT open any more packages that come for me when Im gone. She opened the daughters Christmas present in front of here. Of course she thought it was mine but there are more coming that are for her so NO opening packages. Yeah yeah I plan on playing with it too. <img src="http://forums.steroid.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=147081"/>
    I really do. Staying up way too late lately. Hue headache this morning

    Nice flyer!! Early Xmas!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Bike! AG! Lov!

    What it be like?
    Another day closer to a couple of days off from work! Everyone ready for the madness???
    There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Yup, sounds like you need more sleep. M2. working 14hrs today, 16hrs yesterday. I can use the OT though with all the house expenses.

    I had to tell the wife to NOT open any more packages that come for me when Im gone. She opened the daughters Christmas present in front of here. Of course she thought it was mine but there are more coming that are for her so NO opening packages.

    Yeah yeah I plan on playing with it too.
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    Quadrotor......Nice!!!!!!
    There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I really do. Staying up way too late lately. Hue headache this morning

    Nice flyer!! Early Xmas!!
    Not really early, Christmas is only a week away.

    Yes sleep is good although I have only recently found out what that means. For the past several years I have been getting typically 4 hrs a day, 6 at the most and usually up 1x an hr or more.

    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post
    Quadrotor......Nice!!!!!!
    yeah it should be fun. I figure in the new house there is plenty of room with a 20ft ceiling. lol

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    Morning discount hookers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chadcuz1985 View Post

    she does come with the membership, just beware of her boyfriend, he is the huge guy in the corner deadlifting a house
    Must be from New Jersey

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    Mornin milf hunters

    One day closer to vacation

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    Whats up MFers


    Last day of work today !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Not really early, Christmas is only a week away.
    yeah it should be fun. I figure in the new house there is plenty of room with a 20ft ceiling. lol
    Should be plenty of room to.zoom!
    There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Yup, sounds like you need more sleep. M2. working 14hrs today, 16hrs yesterday. I can use the OT though with all the house expenses.

    I had to tell the wife to NOT open any more packages that come for me when Im gone. She opened the daughters Christmas present in front of here. Of course she thought it was mine but there are more coming that are for her so NO opening packages.

    Yeah yeah I plan on playing with it too.
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    That's badass LB! You get a hd camera for it so you can spy on nature, yeah "nature", that's it

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    Morn Jasc, Al, AG

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Whats up MFers

    Last day of work today !!!
    Mornin Al!

    Last day ?!?!?

    Your christmas vacation starts already!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Morn Jasc, Al, AG
    Mornin bud

    Congrats on goin red!

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    first day of vacation.... let's see up at 9:30... some breakfast.... nothing to do until 5 pm when its gym time... then dinner...

    nice

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    hey how are you all posting the large pictures in these posts????

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Mornin bud

    Congrats on goin red!
    Thanks buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trikydik View Post
    hey how are you all posting the large pictures in these posts????
    Comes with the paid membership.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Mornin Al!

    Last day ?!?!?

    Your christmas vacation starts already!?
    Fvck yea, but I go back the 26th.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Fvck yea, but I go back the 26th.
    Lucky man

    Enjoy the time with your daughter brotha

    Any big plans?

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    I'm pissed......


    Yesterday the gf says "I'm so proud of you and I'm so happy you got that job. Tonite...... Anal. I promise..... It's Definately happening!"

    Alllllllllllll fvcking day I looked forward to it. Nite time came an do put my daughter down to sleep. We came back downstairs to watch a little tv. There was one choc chip cookie left so I figured I'd eat it and watch South Park then we can go up. She says "after South Park - lets go up stairs" - in my head.... This means "after South Park lets go stick it in my ass"

    So South Park ends - its 12:00. I look over and she's still on Facebook havin an argument over adoption vs invitro for women who can't have kids. She started that at 11:30.....

    So I kicked my feet up and closed my eyes. I was in and out of sleep until 2:30 and she was STILL going at it. So I got up and went upstairs. She followed behind me and proceeded to argue on Facebook while in bed. Now it's about 2:45 and I turned to my stomach and closed my eyes. She ran out of battery life and put it on the charger and came to bed. She starts rubbin my feet with hers to get a response and I just ignored her. At this point I was pissed and was untying my nose off to spite my face.

    After 10 minutes of Her trying I got up and shut the TV off (remote was on her side but I wasn't gunna ask for it. Getting up makes for more dramatic impact) and I came back to bed to lay down. I heard her breathe heavy and then I nodded off.

    WHAT THE FVCK!?!?!!? Don't promise anal and stay on Facebook for 4 fvcking hours! I have orientation for work today! I'm pissed lol

    Then this morning we fvck but no anal...... I'm not happy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Morn Jasc, Al, AG
    Morning, Lunk. Congrats on your color, man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Fvck yea, but I go back the 26th.
    Enjoy your time off and your daughter's visit!
    There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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    Hope your new job is everything you want, Hazard!!
    There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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    Mornin' AL,Lunk,Igi,Aust,Jasc,AG !

    Had a wonderful night of getting up every 2 hrs to relight our furnace pilot light. Now I get to take a partial day off work to do some HVAC repair. Hopefully its just the thermacoupler.


    ANYWAY ...... Titties

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    Quote Originally Posted by trikydik View Post
    hey how are you all posting the large pictures in these posts????

    Right click on the image you want ,"copy image URL" .Then to post it left click insert image & select from URL (not from computer) .Paste in your image info you copied. Uncheck the "Retrieve remote file and reference locally" And then post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford
    Mornin' AL,Lunk,Igi,Aust,Jasc,AG !

    Had a wonderful night of getting up every 2 hrs to relight our furnace pilot light. Now I get to take a partial day off work to do some HVAC repair. Hopefully its just the thermacoupler.

    ANYWAY ...... Titties
    That thermocoupler sucks ass..... Replaced mine twice in 3 years

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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone
    Hope your new job is everything you want, Hazard!!
    It's not exactly what I wanna be doing..... But it's a job. It seems like an environment that will allow me to eat when I need to. That's important to me now more than ever. If I'm not getting into a field I love then its just a job. I'm lucky to have found one but I'm even more lucky if they tolerate my bodybuilding bullshit lol

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    I also think I have to find the pilot flame adjustment too ,the flame seems pretty small.

    Sorry to hear about the roadblock on the Hershey highway Haz -
    Didn't get to say congrats yesterday on the job - so congrats !

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