need specific diet 2take 2increase h2o

**J431S** · 07-20-2009, 09:18 PM

Not on any cycle at the moment but need to retain some water to look bulky and giant like Tank over here in this forum. lol
'So here goes the question: what specific diet do u I need to take to retain h20? lol

Your thoughts please. lol

**C_Bino** · 07-20-2009, 09:45 PM

I hope this is a joke.

**jamyjamjr** · 07-20-2009, 09:46 PM

this guy has a bad rap with half the vet's on this forum..

he asks the weirdest questions..

i cant tell if he's a troll or an idiot...

either way.. he's gonna get no help from me..

**C_Bino** · 07-20-2009, 09:48 PM

Interesting, never heard of this guy before. I'll see what this thread looks like in the am then delete it lol.

**jamyjamjr** · 07-20-2009, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by C_Bino

Interesting, never heard of this guy before. I'll see what this thread looks like in the am then delete it lol.

lol..

***T-MOS*** · 07-20-2009, 10:27 PM

if you want to retain water, consume large amounts of salt

this is what you will look like

not sure WHY you would want to look like that , but ENJOY !!!

I guess if you can't get BIG like the rest of us do it, you gotta try stupid shortcuts.....

**Hoggage_54** · 07-20-2009, 10:52 PM

wtf...lol...

**lovbyts** · 07-20-2009, 11:34 PM

T-Mos you beat me to it, I was just going to say salt.

Yeah eat more salt, dont do any cardio, dont drink much water. Take any steroids you can get your hands on and sit on the couch. It should work.

**thai-lan** · 07-21-2009, 12:39 AM

why start this thread on lounge?

**Bojangles69** · 07-21-2009, 12:47 AM

eat salt, sugar, carbs, and inject estrogen into your buttox

**stack_it** · 07-21-2009, 01:07 AM

Originally Posted by thai-lan

why start this thread on lounge?

Because he loves attention and wants lounge replies. From what I hear we may be the only human interaction he gets. I mean monkeys are close but not always easy to understand.

**Mooseman33** · 07-21-2009, 08:45 AM

OP---Please go away...

**Narkissos** · 07-21-2009, 09:00 AM

^^agreed.

**CBGB** · 07-21-2009, 09:31 AM

It didn't start in the lounge. It was moved here. This kind of crap does not belong in the diet section.

**Big** · 07-21-2009, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by jamyjamjr

i cant tell if he's a troll or an idiot...

Don't rule out both.

**scerpico22** · 07-21-2009, 09:43 AM

wow...

**vpchill** · 07-21-2009, 10:10 AM

Diet of Gatorade and cococola.. Then 200mgs of dbol every day.

**CBGB** · 07-21-2009, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Diet of Gatorade and cococola.. Then 200mgs of dbol every day.

I'm on it boss!

**Flagg** · 07-21-2009, 10:43 AM

If you want to get bulkier, EAT MORE FOOD.

Why do you think the key is "h20"? Alternatively just drink more "h20".

Strange thread..

**Iron_Pig** · 07-21-2009, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by J431S

Not on any cycle at the moment but need to retain some water to look bulky and giant like Tank over here in this forum. lol
'So here goes the question: what specific diet do u I need to take to retain h20? lol

Your thoughts please. lol

This is a sea food diet you need one very large chain and one large block of concrete and wrap chain around your neck and jump off the nearest pier and before you know it you will bloat up and retain water. Enjoy

**vpchill** · 07-21-2009, 12:11 PM

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ^^^^^^^^^^

**rx8rone** · 07-21-2009, 12:56 PM

send me a 1000 dollars and i send you a case of the finest poland spring water you have ever tasted!

**Hoggage_54** · 07-21-2009, 12:57 PM

^ I thought that was called Vodka...

**J431S** · 07-21-2009, 02:31 PM

*** salty diet ** ha! i must have known that but hmmmmm Well maybe not, but Tank has secret formula to maintain that bulky shape perennially....He needs to come out-n-share his diet secret. lol

***T-MOS*** · 07-21-2009, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by J431S

*** salty diet ** ha! i must have known that but hmmmmm Well maybe not, but Tank has secret formula to maintain that bulky shape perennially....He needs to come out-n-share his diet secret. lol

If you are a fan of TANK, then you are probably a troll just like he was and a scammer !!!

**scerpico22** · 07-21-2009, 02:45 PM

who writes lol after everything they type...lol

damn fool cracks himself up...lol

**KatsMeow** · 07-21-2009, 02:47 PM

take a mega dose of estrogen down a tub full of table salt

sea cow

**Mooseman33** · 07-21-2009, 03:03 PM

OP---make urself a nice big glass of SHUT THE HELL UP.........

and please go away....

**Bojangles69** · 07-22-2009, 01:57 AM

If J4 is a troll he is the worldest smartest troll

Hes managed to make every single person on this forum want him banned, but still hasnt managed to actually get banned.

And that sir takes talent.

**ninesecz** · 07-22-2009, 04:20 AM

I would alos find some type of medication you are allergic to and take that too! normally someone would then take benadryl but if you dont, you will have a nice litle bloated thing going

**DSM4Life** · 07-22-2009, 04:51 AM

**jbm** · 07-22-2009, 08:26 PM

**jamyjamjr** · 07-23-2009, 11:02 AM

i dont get why this guy sticks around..

**Big** · 07-23-2009, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by jamyjamjr

i dont get why this guy sticks around..

The same reason our other few trolls do, they can receive a form of attention here without stepping away from the pc and leaving the safety and security of their mother's basement. The responses they receive, even if negative, are seen as communication and in most cases the individual is unable to effectively communicate in the real world. Just a glance through their past threads and posts indicate the level of mental/psychological deficiencies they are burdened with, the bantering within these threads make them feel that they are part of a group, something they have likely never felt in real life. Sad.

**vpchill** · 07-23-2009, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by Big

The same reason our other few trolls do, they can receive a form of attention here without stepping away from the pc and leaving the safety and security of their mother's basement. The responses they receive, even if negative, are seen as communication and in most cases the individual is unable to effectively communicate in the real world. Just a glance through their past threads and posts indicate the level of mental/psychological deficiencies they are burdened with, the bantering within these threads make them feel that they are part of a group, something they have likely never felt in real life. Sad.

Thats some Ol' Mark Twain Ish Right there!!

**Dukkit** · 07-23-2009, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by scerpico22

who writes lol after everything they type...lol

damn fool cracks himself up...lol

lol!!

**Dukkit** · 07-23-2009, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

If J4 is a troll he is the worldest smartest troll

Hes managed to make every single person on this forum want him banned, but still hasnt managed to actually get banned.

And that sir takes talent.

i agree

hes a master of his trade

**ni4ni** · 07-23-2009, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by jamyjamjr

i dont get why this guy sticks around..

becasue of Prone, he loves this guy....J/K

**Bojangles69** · 07-23-2009, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by Big

The same reason our other few trolls do, they can receive a form of attention here without stepping away from the pc and leaving the safety and security of their mother's basement. The responses they receive, even if negative, are seen as communication and in most cases the individual is unable to effectively communicate in the real world. Just a glance through their past threads and posts indicate the level of mental/psychological deficiencies they are burdened with, the bantering within these threads make them feel that they are part of a group, something they have likely never felt in real life. Sad.

Thats exactly what my shrink would say.

And he is a smart guy.