Quick! Before it starts! (joke)
A housewife spends all day cleaning the house and cooking dinner, patiently waiting for her loving husband to get home from work.
When the husband finally gets home, he throws open the door, kicks off his shoes and says "Quick! Before it starts, would you mind grabing me a beer love?".
The wife is a little miffed by this, but goes and grabs him a beer.
The husband goes into the den, turns on the TV, and quickly drinks back his beer.
Before the wife can even ask him how his day went, the husband says "Quick! Get me another beer before it starts!". Now this really bugs the wife, but she bites her tongue and blames it on her husband having a hard day. She reluctantly goes to the fridge and gets his beer.
Again the husband goes at this beer hard and the wife doesn't even get more than a grunt and a fart out of her husband. Before long this beer is done too!
The husband chucks the empty can over the couch, leans over to his wife and says " Quick! Grab me another beer before it starts!" Now the wife is ticked and not having anymore of this so shw says "What the heck! Did it occur to you that I may have had a hard day also? You come in here and don't even say so much as..."
The husband rolls his eyes and says "Too late, it's started!"
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just had to use this one once 
