Joke of the Day #2
A guy out of town on business stops by the hotel bar and sits to have
a drink. At the other end is an attractive woman with whom he
occasionally exchanges a glance. After the second round he saddles up
next to her and they begin a conversation where the man explains his
reason for being in town. The woman listening explains that she's
working the bar and offers him a hand job. "How much?" inquires the
businessman. "Two hundred?" replies the hooker. "Two hundred dollars
for a hand job, isn't that a little pricey?" She responds by leading
him to the door and showing him a red Ferrari parked by the
curb. "You see that car; I bought it with the money I made from
giving hand jobs!" Intrigued but undecided, he hems and haws yet
ultimately decides to bring her back to his room where she gives him
an unbelievable hand job.
The next night he ventures downstairs and runs into her again. This
time she tells him that she can give him a blow job for $500.00.
After him questioning that price she takes him by the hand and points
out an apartment building across the street. "You see that building,
I bought that with the money I made giving head!" Again he succumbs
and takes her to his room where she gives him the best toe-curling
blow job he's ever gotten! That night he tosses and turns thinking
about what the pussy must be like. The following evening he sees her
and immediately propositions her for sex. Again she takes him by the
hand, leads him to the door and points across the river to the
neighboring town. "You see that city over there?"
"No, don't tell me you own that town with the money you made selling
pussy?"
"No, but if I had one…"
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